Olympiakos display v Spurs last night

Why are their heads all disproportionately sized compared to their bodies?
Why do they all look haunted?
Is the manager screaming in pain at the back? Is he also holding a knife?
Why are the front two players sporting massive fucking hands but the back player has tiny hands?
The third player seems to have some sort of unfortunate conjoined-leg disability.
Who is the guy at the front? - is he some sort of Madchester Ghoul? And is he holding some sort of serrated knife or is that his zip on his jacket?
What has “call of duty” got to do with any of the above?
So many questions that need answers?

All-in-all - shite.
 
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