monkey magic
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Every shop I've happened to be in with a newspaper rack, I've turned every tabloid to the back page. Childish, but good fun. lol
Every shop I've happened to be in with a newspaper rack, I've turned every tabloid to the back page. Childish, but good fun. lol
You need to get yourself a Rangers face mask, goes down wellI've been wearing my scarf instead of using a mask.You can just tell when you get served off one of the unwashed.
I'm disappointed you were in sports direct. I feel dirty for you.not me but I was in Sport Direct earlier on swapping the tops around so theirs was hidden.
I don't care what people say about me!
Popped into Aldi's yesterday,GF no pics,needed one item bottle of olive oil,my union Jack hat on,Chunt in front loading hundreds on to conveyor belt,spied his grey and green mask and scarf,looked at my one item,then my hat,,could see he was going to let me in front of him then the hat registered with his thick brain and made me wait!loved it let my mask slip and beamed a huge smug grin every time he looked round at me,what a lovely feeling!I've been wearing my scarf instead of using a mask.You can just tell when you get served off one of the unwashed.
Some might call that petty....I call it inspired. Bravo mate!!My garden is attached to my Tim neighbours. He's a complete idiot (obviously). He was moaning last week saying I've got too many bins and to move them away from the fence that separates our 2 gardens cos it's causing flies in his garden. I told him to f off. Last night I moved the black brown and purple bins to the other side of my garden and left the blue ones at his fence.
Haha extremely petty mateSome might call that petty....I call it inspired. Bravo mate!!
Now that is impressiveWas in Currys PC World at the Forge Retail park yesterday. Changed some Ipad backgrounds to Morelos slapping Brown
I am 37
Dirty bastard.Popped into Aldi's yesterday,GF no pics,needed one item bottle of olive oil,my union Jack hat on,Chunt in front loading hundreds on to conveyor belt,spied his grey and green mask and scarf,looked at my one item,then my hat,,could see he was going to let me in front of him then the hat registered with his thick brain and made me wait!loved it let my mask slip and beamed a huge smug grin every time he looked round at me,what a lovely feeling!
Top class pettinessUsed to love rearranging the lettered mugs to spell out the Rangers
You win 10/10Was in Currys PC World at the Forge Retail park yesterday. Changed some Ipad backgrounds to Morelos slapping Brown
I am 37.
You need to get yourself a Rangers face mask, goes down well
Tell him that Bernadette should go commando. That'd keep the flies away from his garden.My garden is attached to my Tim neighbours. He's a complete idiot (obviously). He was moaning last week saying I've got too many bins and to move them away from the fence that separates our 2 gardens cos it's causing flies in his garden. I told him to f off. Last night I moved the black brown and purple bins to the other side of my garden and left the blue ones at his fence.
He might have. It was dinner time.Tim dog owner wandering around Dawsholm Park at 5pm last night talking on his phone to his pal. Two dogs walking behind him. 'Lennon must go..... Can't replace Rogers with a failed Hibs manager, etc, etc. ' I told him (incorrectly) that one of the dogs had just done their business behind him and that he should pick it up. Hopefully he is still looking for it. Unlikely I know.
Top drawer.Was in Currys PC World at the Forge Retail park yesterday. Changed some Ipad backgrounds to Morelos slapping Brown
I am 37.
I'm 68 but as I'm a luddite will stick to rearranging the mugs to spell Rangers lolTop drawer.
I am 65 and will be having a go at this.
I got my kids to run around the Apple store in Reading and get a picture of Super Ally as the screensaver on as many devices as possible in a couple of minutes.Was in Currys PC World at the Forge Retail park yesterday. Changed some Ipad backgrounds to Morelos slapping Brown
I am 37.
Brilliant and extreme maturity.Was in Currys PC World at the Forge Retail park yesterday. Changed some Ipad backgrounds to Morelos slapping Brown
I am 37.
Yep 58 and do this in garden centres.I'm 68 but as I'm a luddite will stick to rearranging the mugs to spell Rangers lol
I do that in any sports shop toonot me but I was in Sport Direct earlier on swapping the tops around so theirs was hidden.
I don't care what people say about me!
I've got a rangers mask. It's great seeing their pain.I've been wearing my scarf instead of using a mask.You can just tell when you get served off one of the unwashed.
who doesn’t do this I thought it was the normEvery shop I've happened to be in with a newspaper rack, I've turned every tabloid to the back page. Childish, but good fun. lol
Well this week keep it in plain sight let them buy and suffer and swallow the Pravda Kim Jong Un levels of propaganda of delusion and sweep sweep.Every time I go into Newmains Asda I bury their stupid magazine behind Arts and Crafts weekly or something. They must have me on camera by now.
I haven't done that but I still hide their magazine any time I see it.Every shop I've happened to be in with a newspaper rack, I've turned every tabloid to the back page. Childish, but good fun. lol
Your other option here is to put a copy of one of the gay magazines inside it.Embarassment at the till for TimmyEvery time I go into Newmains Asda I bury their stupid magazine behind Arts and Crafts weekly or something. They must have me on camera by now.
You actually TOUCH it?Every time I go into Newmains Asda I bury their stupid magazine behind Arts and Crafts weekly or something. They must have me on camera by now.
BrilliantTold this one many a time, 38 and still doing it, in Asda, kids Celtic lunchboxes, get a nice big baking potato and place it inside. Weans won’t know what’s it’s all about, but the da’s sure will!
My garden is attached to my Tim neighbours. He's a complete idiot (obviously). He was moaning last week saying I've got too many bins and to move them away from the fence that separates our 2 gardens cos it's causing flies in his garden. I told him to f off. Last night I moved the black brown and purple bins to the other side of my garden and left the blue ones at his fence.
You do realise that you’ve pretty much done what your timmy neighbour wanted you to there.My garden is attached to my Tim neighbours. He's a complete idiot (obviously). He was moaning last week saying I've got too many bins and to move them away from the fence that separates our 2 gardens cos it's causing flies in his garden. I told him to f off. Last night I moved the black brown and purple bins to the other side of my garden and left the blue ones at his fence.
I haven't done that but I still hide their magazine any time I see it.
Every shop I've happened to be in with a newspaper rack, I've turned every tabloid to the back page. Childish, but good fun. lol
Sports Direct has been anathama to me for donkey's years. Wouldnae grace the fat bassa's outlets with my presence, never mind my money. Just feel sorry for the folks working there, if they had self-belief, they'd find another, better, job.not me but I was in Sport Direct earlier on swapping the tops around so theirs was hidden.
I don't care what people say about me!
Easier to say than do these days.Sports Direct has been anathama to me for donkey's years. Wouldnae grace the fat bassa's outlets with my presence, never mind my money. Just feel sorry for the folks working there, if they had self-belief, they'd find another, better, job.
Shame on you for even going in.
(No offence intended btw, nothing personal).
Asda staff in particular shops must have been sick pulling the mentally challenged birthday cakes out the freezers that's all I will say