Parkhead is diseased. Official.

[Lovelager]

I'm surprised they acknowledged this disease publicly.

That's never been their previous approach.

 

[Craigie]

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You could just cover it up?
3:23 PM - 21 Jan 2019

 

[CWOODPIONEER]

Thought it was £2 mullion? Pure amazing pitch, best in the country btw! £6 million on that and lights, our net spend on summer signings, yet we are the wreckless club? Maybe Davey Provan will have a deatailed article ready for next week on this subject?

 

[gersmad]

Root & Mouth disease

 

[Cyberniv]

A little bird told me that the pitch laid before this one was made a complete arse of and had to be dug up. (Kept quiet, as per)
That combined with poor timing and rushed work to meet the unreasonable demands of a very unpopular manager has created an underlying weakness in the new replacement turf.
This in turn has left it unable to cope with the diseases prevailing at the moment.
I hope it's deepseated in the soil, as that will be a nightmare to sort out.
The ground staff can't stand the sight of Brenda and the last I heard communicate by memo.
We should publicly disinfect our boots after playing on it.
Deep joy, whatever.

 

[Hateleys wig]

Root & Mouth disease

Root *in* mouth fae that mob

 

[BroomloanWATP]

We should publicly disinfect our boots after playing on it.

I would hope that this has been standard practice since our first game at the DiseaseDome.

 

[Valley Bluenose]

Slash and burn is the only answer.

 

[Mexi]

Haven't they heard of crop rotation? Grow the spuds in Lennoxtown next season

 

[CD Bear]

Scum in it, on it & around it.

 

[standardbarger]

Slash and burn is the only answer.

They could get a loan of some grass from Hearts surely it's long enough.

 

[Laudrup97]

Probably blame Levein for tampering with his grass.

 

[Robby Bussell]

Watching the Scottish Cup highlights on Sat that is the first time I have seen the pitch since the Sept game, it really is in a poor state.

Probably why they keep “slipping” in the opposition’s penalty area.

 

[Hateleysheid]

This amuses me greatly, if they need to lay a new pitch that means they won't be able to afford the new bulbs for the disco lights. Just imagine the splendour of the light show with half the bulbs no working.

 

[Mr.Spock]

The Field of Ash n Rye.

 

[Blues and Royals]

It’s got 59,200 diseases.

 

[georgeclooney]

Even the grass is rebelling and revolting !
Made for each other.

 

[_WATP_]

 

[Cauldwell]

Hope theres no known cure.

 

[Grimsdale]

That's what you get for planting tatties.

 

[gersmad]

 

[Salsabear]

Setting fire to the ground would seem to be a good solution.

First post theory strikes again.

 

[Barclay the Bear]

I blame the disco lights

 

[weearrap]

Does the disease continue into the stands,there are a few diseased minds at the piggery.

 

[cornholio]

They dont wait for the grass to grow before they play on the pitch

That Sir, is inspired

 

[Prestwick Bear]

I blame the disco lights

I hope they blow up and it's lights out , the whole place is a fucking disaster.

 

[Barclay the Bear]

I hope they blow up and it's lights out , the whole place is a fucking disaster.

Well said

 

[usbear]

It's as patchy as Griffiths heed

 

[jaggybunnet]

Thats the excuses starting already, they know were having the league title this year

 

[alexg123]

The Field of Ash n Rye.

Which is also rotten with pig shit ........Very witty comment BTW Mr.Spock ,

 

[SOB-WATP]

I hope they need to rip it up and start again, costing them a small fortune in the process.

 

[Dumfriesbear]

No doubt their placeman in the SPFL will sort a few changes of fixtures to accommodate them.

 

[The Blue Iceberg]

Anyone else hear the Red Hot Chilli Peppers song "Soul to Squeeze" in their head whilst reading that?

Maybe they should adopt it as their signature tune the way we have Simply the Best.

Can you imagine "I've got a bad disease" belting out from their tannoys with all the maggots in their support joining in?

 

[A Magician Named Gob]

Is this the first confirmed, bigoted anti-Catholic grass disease?

 

[Oscar55]

The grass is gangrene on the other side, or so it would appear.

 

[The Royal Standard]

Setting fire to the ground would seem to be a good solution.

Don’t suppose you’d have to search far for volunteers mate

 

[Bolton Bear]

i await the kerryfail meltdown tweets of " huns done it" or " masonic refs emptying spores during games"

know what lurking fenain cunts...it wis us and the masonic refs haha

 

[Mr.Spock]

Which is also rotten with pig shit ........Very witty comment BTW Mr.Spock ,

Thank you kind sir,

 

[Hank]

Is it Brexits fault?

 

[DJ Blue]

Disco lights at fault.

 

[jweebear]

Maybe Piggery has caught swine fever?

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

 

[MJN 55]

Hopefully it’s Japanese Knotweed.

 

[bilkobear]

Does that mean we will have to put their players through a decontamination unit before we allow them onto the Ibrox pitch to avoid cross-contamination?

 

[Stuart_WATP]

That plays has been rife with disease ever since it waa built

 

[Bazoo]

Diseased from the grass roots up

 

[Cardee]

So, they won't be pursuing that "minimum length of the grass" rule any more then?
Wouldn't wanna fall foul of any rules now, would they?

Would they...?

 

[punk]

What a funny as phuck story

 

[top_cat]

Is it Brexits fault?

Give it time.

 

[tacneb21]

A disease you say, just like the club itself, riddled from top to bottom.