Paul Mitchell leaves Monaco

[BroomhillBear]

Our board would probably hire Phil Mitchell.

 

[WilkinsBullet]

Wish they'd hired Ian Beale.

Can we please have no more Ian Beale jokes. It wasn't even funny the first time.

 

[cooprfc]

Can we please have no more Ian Beale jokes. It wasn't even funny the first time.

You're Ian Beale-ing ain't you?

 

[Zico]

You're Ian Beale-ing ain't you?

Pun

 

[Mexi]

Paul Mitchell 1 week into his Rangers career:

We may as well hie Steve Clarke to keep him company

 

[WilkinsBullet]

You're Ian Beale-ing ain't you?

Ok...I give up

 

[cooprfc]

Pun

That's not a pun mate. I'm not having that. Just a bit of banter with the poster. Need a laugh in these times.

 

[ScottRFC]

Was touted as a realistic option when Wilson left, heres hoping

 

[East Bear]

Big Kathy dishing out wanks behind the ticket office.

Bisgroves latest money making venture. New Edmiston House of Ill Repute. 5 MyGers points included.

 

[WATP1979]

Not a chance. Well out of our atmosphere.

Exactly this, this calibre of individual isn’t coming to our tinpot league/country

He’ll be at an EPL club if he comes back to the uk

 

[alex wright]

Bisgroves latest money making venture. New Edmiston House of Ill Repute. 5 MyGers points included.

There’s not a chance I’m giving out wanks for any less than 10 MyGers points.

 

[Edzell]

There’s not a chance I’m giving out wanks for any less than 10 MyGers points.

I’m interested, could you post a picture of yourself with no bra on?

 

[Dynamo_Queef]

He must be good at what he is doing. Zohan even left his country to work for him and try the „Avalon“.

 

[HarryBosch]

Mr Bennett Mr Bisgrove if your reading this

This is the level of our expectations

Thank you

The Fans

Perennially unrealistic expectations probably explains why so many are so grumpy.

 

[chilebear]

This Mitchell lad any good?

 

[BroomhillBear]

Perennially unrealistic expectations probably explains why so many are so grumpy.

Maybe Bennett fucked himself with his "best in class" claims last year.

 

[wee_bear]

Would he consider a short term consultancy to assist with the recruitment of a manager?

That might be worth the question, leaves him open to permenant offers also and wouldn’t be a day to day desk at Ibrox situation.

 

[Jon Snow]

Another name that’s well outside the grounds of what this board will consider. Makes far too much sense to even be considered or asked the question.

 

[Trident660]

Monaco to Govan, I bet he‘s straining at the leash.

 

[Now and forever]

Another name that’s well outside the grounds of what this board will consider. Makes far too much sense to even be considered or asked the question.

He won't even be on our radar

 

[Jon Snow]

He won't even be on our radar

I know. Board probably don’t even know who he is.

 

[Now and forever]

Being talked about for man United

I know. Board probably don’t even know who he is.

 

[Derek76]

Do people actually think he will leave Monaco and come to us? He is well out our price range.

 

[archimedes]

Gillardo in the dugout, Mitchell rubbing the football side from a director of football roll, Rae to snap a few legs of under performing players and free wanks at the ticket office! This is the revolution we’ve been waited for

Jesus Christ, it's started already and he's not even here yet!

(don't pretend it was a typo, 'a' is nowhere near 'i' on a keyboard)

 

[BlueLedbetter]

Would he be suitable for a consultant role to help select the new manager or was his previous remit players only ?

 

[JeffreySpauIding]

I know. Board probably don’t even know who he is.

Interviewed him at the same time as Mark Allen.

 

[TynesideTrueBlue]

It’s beyond belief that we didn’t replace Wilson in the summer yet other clubs have people ready to replace straight away.

 

[Mr. T.]

Mr Bennett Mr Bisgrove if your reading this

This is the level of our expectations

Thank you

The Fans

While you’re at it, get on to Man. City and tell them that you have a blank cheque to bring Pep in as well. Then get on to Pep and let him know that it’s his duty to join us

 

[Mr. T.]

It’s beyond belief that we didn’t replace Wilson in the summer yet other clubs have people ready to replace straight away.

Out of interest, who is Celtic’s DOF?

 

[MilanBear]

Or Roger Mitchell

He'd take the gig just for the fun of ruining us financially.

 

[Northampton Lodger]

It’s beyond belief that we didn’t replace Wilson in the summer yet other clubs have people ready to replace straight away.

The fans wanted rid of Wilson in exactly the same way as they wanted shot of Mark Allen. Beale seen an opportunity to have free reign and the board bought his story.

 

[PaulieGualtieri]

This the new guy to get all excited about and going to turn us around. Heard the same pish with Wilson and Allen.

 

[Bocanegra]

Out of interest, who is Celtic’s DOF?

They have a different structure from us but basically Lawwell's boy.

 

[Mr. T.]

They have a different structure from us but basically Lawwell's boy.

So, they don’t actually have one?

 

[Bocanegra]

So, they don’t actually have one?

They don't have anyone with that title, no.

Mark Lawwell is Head of First Team Scouting and Recruitment. Same position he held at CFG for ten years.

 

[Gameboy]

I’ve been shouting for this to happen for years, I was gutted when Spurs blocked him joining us before.

 

[RobboTheBear]

Southampton and Spurs with Poch.

Then Leipzig and Monaco.

Oofftt

 

[Dontcallmejebus]

I’ve been shouting for this to happen for years, I was gutted when Spurs blocked him joining us before.

Wait, when did we go for him before?

 

[longtallsally]

Mitchell and Beale on the same ticket would have left us open to all types of hilarity...

 

[Gameboy]

Wait, when did we go for him before?

Back in 2017, when Wilson knocked us back the first time. We went for Mitchell and it was all agreed until Spurs informed us he had a full UK non compete clause instead of an English one. We got then got Allen.

 

[Mr. T.]

They don't have anyone with that title, no.

Mark Lawwell is Head of First Team Scouting and Recruitment. Same position he held at CFG for ten years.

So, he’s the Chief Scout basically. My understanding is that recruitment is only one aspect of a DOF’s job - because, if it’s not, there really is no need for the position to exist as such.
By all means have some people on the board who have sound football knowledge as opposed to it being populated by only those with a business background and, by all means, make sure we have a top man at the helm of our scouting operation, but is there really a need to make an appointment which in many cases appears to be a case of clubs jumping on the current ‘ sexy fashion must-have’ bandwagon?

 

[GM276]

Would love to get him as he would be great in the role. God knows what is going to happen just now, I think we should have DoF in place Wilson left some time ago so we should be well down the line this.

 

[GM276]

So, he’s the Chief Scout basically. My understanding is that recruitment is only one aspect of a DOF’s job - because, if it’s not, there really is no need for the position to exist as such.
By all means have some people on the board who have sound football knowledge as opposed to it being populated by only those with a business background and, by all means, make sure we have a top man at the helm of our scouting operation, but is there really a need to make an appointment which in many cases appears to be a case of clubs jumping on the current ‘ sexy fashion must-have’ bandwagon?

He should manage all day to football operations, like the medical staff and treatment of injured players, ie we need to send him to a specialist, appointment of coaching and support staff, salary negotiations and contract extensions, scouting and player acquisition, keeping tabs on the players on loan, mainly his job is to free the manager to concentrate on the first team.

 

[55&Beautiful]

Of we don't at least chat to Mitchell it's a dereliction of duty and shows how inept the board are we should be pursuing a guy of his knowledge and expertise 10fold ... if he doesn't fancy it maybe he'd agree ti consulting for a small period to help guide... as it stands we have no football experience on the board which is shocking

 

[Austin says Ibrox Baby]

He must be good at what he is doing. Zohan even left his country to work for him and try the „Avalon“.

Silky Smooth.

 

[alex0212]

Phillippe Clement apparently on our shortlist according to some media outlets.
Mitchell took Clement to Monaco and left shortly after him.......

 

[Big_Marvin_Andrews]

Billy Mitchell a more realistic shout.