Pie thieves at Ibrox - are they a new thing or have we just started clamping down on it more?

[Treble Kings]

Is it as easy pilfering badges from the vendors outside Ibrox?

 

[RenfrewBear72]

Tried the pies at Ibrox once, no even worth stealing.

 

[minder]

Anytime I've bought a pie and bovril recently, probably twice this season, they've taken my money before pouring the drink and handing over the pie, I must look like a pie thief

 

[BlueLagoonCo]

Awrite chief wit ye in fur?

 

[Commodore Carbuncle]

This thread is one of the maddest I've ever seen on here

And that's saying something

Was about to post the same

 

[Midfield General]

As daft as this thread is I don't hand over my money until the pie and bovril is presented,when they put out there hand for the cash as soon as you order I always say something like I'm no gonna run away.its childish but I feel like your not trusted with the culinary delights of a " meal deal" until it's paid for up front.Its just a stupid point of principle for me.

 

[The_Degan]

Seen a boy do this at killie in the cup game ordered two pies , got them ran like %^*& . Prick had skipped the queue too !

 

[mark hateley]

I thought FF boycotted the stalls at Ibrox as they were owned by Minty and his company.


We were told not to buy this was about 2005. Has the ban been lifted now?

If so I'll stop stealing so it doesn't go into his pocket.

 

[Oduwa]

#bakertaker

#takingthebaking

 

[Vallance]

A thief that stupid deserves porridge.

 

[jprfc]

Had 2 today before the game..wish someone had pinched them off me

 

[Fudgie1973]

This place is fucking epic tonight

 

[mark hateley]

A thief that stupid deserves porridge.

To be fair that might be tastier than what is on offer at Ibrox these days.

 

[Axelrod]

Not that I’d buy one after my heartburn agony 15 years ago but the pricing is probably driving people to steal them . Three quid for a brick hard pie with zero meat in it ffs .

I can get 3 good bells mice pies in Sainsbury’s for a pound. 13 minutes in the oven perfection .

The catering at Ibrox is revolting .

 

[Valley Bluenose]

Not that I’d buy one after my heartburn agony 15 years ago but the pricing is probably driving people to steal them . Three quid for a brick hard pie with zero meat in it ffs .

I can get 3 good bells mice pies in Sainsbury’s for a pound. 13 minutes in the oven perfection .

The catering at Ibrox is revolting .

You take an oven to Ibrox!

 

[Axelrod]

You take an oven to Ibrox!

Haha in the house mate . 3 for a quid ! Not cooked to within an inch of its life and out in molten Tim foil .

 

[nemessis]

Last pie I bought was called a macaroni pie and it was around 2002 . The heartburn and pain I endured during the second half was enough to stop me ever buying anything from a football ground again except bovril or a hot dog for the wee Barra.

The thought of “ stealing “ one goes beyond madness .

Now we can get heartburn and pain just watching never mind eating a pie.

 

[bluetonic]

Wouldnt eat those pies if they were free

Football food is not for the faint hearted

 

[minder]

Would rather taste Susan Boyles pie than one at Ibrox

 

[Dougiethebear]

£2.60 for a pie didn’t know what to do, put it in a frame or eat it

 

[Mamabear]

I'm not an expert mate but a couple of boys were kicked out for stealing pies today.

Who told you that?

 

[Axelrod]

Who told you that?

I can’t bear witness to today’s pie stealer but I know exactly what transpired as two men were bundled out of the CD v the sheep .

Source - friend who sat right behind them .

Incident - halftime - “ your turn for the pies “

“ is it %^*& ya prick I went last time get me two I’m freezing “

“ who you callin a prick get me three “

Next thing rolling about punches thrown , friends piled in to separate them , bundled out .

Embarrassing

 

[hurlock22]

A don't know the ins and outs of the story but someone's talking mince if you ask me

Wait till the UB's hear that the pies are no safe standing, sorry too soon?

 

[Graemeh89]

Is this true or you talkin’ Mince

 

[Graemeh89]

I can’t bear witness to today’s pie stealer but I know exactly what transpired as two men were bundled out of the CD v the sheep .

Source - friend who sat right behind them .

Incident - halftime - “ your turn for the pies “

“ is it %^*& ya prick I went last time get me two I’m freezing “

“ who you callin a prick get me three “

Next thing rolling about punches thrown , friends piled in to separate them , bundled out .

Embarrassing

This sounds like a still game sketch

 

[Southsideblueblood]

Police release photo fit.

 

[Hehaw]

I’ve seen some bears (on numerous occasions) giving out tickets/tokens to the wee ones before for a free pie, coke and crisps.

I’m sure staff employed at Ibrox get these tokens as a free meal if they want it. My wee brother used to work cleaning the stadium between matches when he was in school and on match days if he was working they would give him these tokens.

 

[Vallance]

By the time this gets to court, the PF will have "lost" any evidence to any pietarianism.

 

[rangers for life]

Was there any hair on it.

 

[Whitburnbear]

Needs a kick square in the arse.

Kinda pie arse squared

 

[Laudo.]

Happens approximately 3.14 times per match

That’s genius.

 

[ibroxbound]

It was chosen more for my close control.
I can trap a bag of cement stone dead with ease.
I.e, "the way you controlled that was quality, you have quality control!"

You're not Gordon Durie then?

 

[ibroxbound]

Had 2 today before the game..wish someone had pinched them off me

The question that must be asked is
Why did you eat the second one?

 

[CumbrianBear]

Me Oh Me Oh Me Oh My - Oh How We Love to steal a pie

 

[archimedes]

Off the mice pies myself.

Got myself a Piecost today instead.

What's a Piecost? I hear you ask!

Fuck all, if you steal it from the Kiosk.

Not that I’d buy one after my heartburn agony 15 years ago but the pricing is probably driving people to steal them . Three quid for a brick hard pie with zero meat in it ffs .

I can get 3 good bells mice pies in Sainsbury’s for a pound. 13 minutes in the oven perfection .

The catering at Ibrox is revolting .

Never realised these were so popular!!

 

[bluetonic]

Don’t know about pie thieves but there are a few wage theives at Ibrox

 

[BigDGrant]

Prefer a mince and onion bridie maself.

 

[billyritchieshireblue]

Tried the pies at Ibrox once, no even worth stealing.

Think that’s what confuses me

 

[Haining84]

I don't mind the scotch pies at Ibrox.Ive never nicked one though!

 

[Haining84]

 

[dougiem]

ffs this surely is a wind up.

 

[Tim Hunter]

Happens approximately 3.14 times per match

Is there a way round this?

 

[WestminsterLoyal57]

ffs this surely is a wind up.

A young lad was kicked out in the MSR for stealing a pie yesterday.

 

[isawthat]

£2.50 for a cold cup of Bovril, up in the Club Deck before the game yesterday. It was cold, and certainly didn't taste too much like Bovril. The only thief was the young lady that served me.

 

[isawthat]

They might not pay money for them, but if they eat them, they'll be paying later on.

Anyway, how do you steal a pie?

Quite simple really.

You buy and pay for a Bovril and Pie. You then walk to the shelf with the salt and pepper. You place your pie on the shelf whilst you put the pepper into the Bovril, and some smart wee ned walks past, picks up your pie and just keeps walking. You either see him or you don't.

 

[_WATP_]

The food and drinks cr@p and expensive.

All part of the match day experience!

 

[james taylor]

Load of mince OP.

Mutton actually (if yer lucky )

 

[derbybear]

FFS I never thought I would be caught. I hide in the lavy and stay there until 5.30 then come out and get into the food stalls gorging myself on pies - meat and macaroni then head over to the Louden and have technicolour spit in their garden!

 

[Potnbear]

Probably that simple Simon dude

 

[Coatbridge Chancellor]

Haha in the house mate . 3 for a quid ! Not cooked to within an inch of its life and out in molten Tim foil .

We're wrapping our pies in Tim foil?!!
King out!