My dad was a big fan of Brahim Hemdani. Only problem was he called him Hemdami, and still does. It's only one letter, so you might think it doesn't seem so bad but when you say it out loud it's fucking ridiculous. Plus it's been 15 years ffs!
After realising Matondo wasn't Montano, the Livingston player, he's still struggling with various versions including Matonda and Matundo - he'll get there eventually on that one though. Minor stuff.
Yilmaz is giving him real problems, almost to the point I'm glad he hasn't played. Yermaz, Yulza, Yirdan.
If I thought he could work the Internet I'd actually have bet my mortgage on my da being the poster who hit out with "wee Zaleem" a few years ago for Zelalem.