Please Don't Wake Me Up!

[stevie221]

I fell asleep in a pub in Dunoon watching Rangers winning a French tournament.

I had a great dream we went on a great run, spanked the mentally challengeds at their place, were 11 points clear by the end of November and top of our Europa group.

We were playing amazing football and scoring more and losing less goals than anyone in world football.

Please let me keep dreaming.

 

[OohAhHuistra]

Pished mate?

 

[stevie221]

Pished mate?

Aw fer feck sake I thought I disguised it well this time

 

[Danger Zone]

Better getting woken up tbh, last thing you want is a big sticky wet dream in a crowded pub.

 

[stevie221]

Better getting woken up tbh, last thing you want is a big sticky wet dream in a crowded pub.

The pub was empty but after the mentally challenged Dream I knocked over an almost full pint when I adjusted myself in the morning.

 

[Allybear]

Are you sure you didnt fall asleep at the station? All aboard the Stevie G express to 55!

Choochooooo

 

[stevie221]

Pished mate?

I've just found out you are male

 

[BABN]

I fell asleep in a pub in Dunoon watching Rangers winning a French tournament.

I had a great dream we went on a great run, spanked the mentally challengeds at their place, were 11 points clear by the end of November and top of our Europa group.

We were playing amazing football and scoring more and losing less goals than anyone in world football.

Please let me keep dreaming.

If only all of that was true. Murty oot.

 

[stevie221]

If only all of that was true. Murty oot.

ach am back on the proboards!

 

[Yosser]

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I fell asleep in a pub in Dunoon watching Rangers winning a French tournament.

I had a great dream we went on a great run, spanked the mentally challengeds at their place, were 11 points clear by the end of November and top of our Europa group.

We were playing amazing football and scoring more and losing less goals than anyone in world football.

Please let me keep dreaming.

Are you allowed? What tier are you in?
Did your dream include mentally challengeds catching covid?

 

[Zwingli'sSausages]

I've just found out you are male

 

[stevie221]

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Are you allowed? What tier are you in?
Did your dream include mentally challengeds catching covid?

Dunoon is tier 2 now.

Anyway I have diplomatic immunity.

 

[Yosser]

Dunoon is tier 2 now.

Anyway I have diplomatic immunity.

Thought all the yanks had gone?

 

[stevie221]

I'm as confused as you - the world has gone crazy!

 

[FSM]

Better getting woken up tbh, last thing you want is a big sticky wet dream in a crowded pub.

Hang on a minute, how would you know?

 

[stevie221]

Hang on a minute, how would you know?

A load of fannies come on here are this time of night.

God Bless us every one.

 

[OohAhHuistra]

I've just found out you are male

I’m so confused haha

 

[SuperGers07]

Good old Rex

 

[Ataturk]

I dreamt I was defending a lead for us against a great foreign team and then I woke up to discover that my powerful clearance had resulted in me kicking over a pile of books next to my bed.

 

[Boldvale]

Better getting woken up tbh, last thing you want is a big sticky wet dream in a crowded pub.

You pished as well ?

 

[1690]

Great thread

 

[Union]

Trying to out pish @amabluestar

 

[WinkieWATP]

Trying to out pish @amabluestar

When you’ve been up on the roof pished you don’t need to try to out pish anyone

 

[Son Of Laudrup]

I fell asleep in a pub in Dunoon watching Rangers winning a French tournament.

I had a great dream we went on a great run, spanked the mentally challengeds at their place, were 11 points clear by the end of November and top of our Europa group.

We were playing amazing football and scoring more and losing less goals than anyone in world football.

Please let me keep dreaming.

Ehhhh, side note: when do the strippers appear??? Apart from that ...... pretty dam good dream

 

[Danger Zone]

You pished as well ?

hey it was only 4 or 5 weeks ago we were allowed to go and meet friends in crowded pubs whilst being unable to go to your mums/dads/brothers/sisters etc house

 

[Crispy Bacon]

The Steven Gerrard #55 Express Train

Page 2 is no place for this thread. Choo Chooo!!! Motherfu.ckers! I’m just glad I’m not cleaning the bogs on this train. :))

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@sherbrook_loyal, can we unlock this at the appropriate time?