I am definitely not being argumentative here, but it is my recollection that you have mixed several, unrelated remarks about Rangers, by the mhankies.
"document in my hand", "holy Willies" and ", "will nail them to the floor. "
are all familiar, but not joined as you have said. Googling parts of your statement gives absoutely no results whatsoever.
My main recollection from those early days (as dodgy as the next man's), is reading in a newspaper, John Reid stating that, "I am compiling a document that will blow Scottish football apart."
I then wondered what on earth he was referring to, since nothing was then obvious.
With hindsight he was surely referring to the EBTs, he was the instigator of all that subsequently transpired.
It has not been possible for some years to find any record of this ever happening. Have I got some sort of false memory of this?