Queens statement

[Yosser]

I see HM the Queen is to give an address to the nation on Sunday. Here's hoping she mentions tainted titles and no awards without completing the games.
Light-hearted but what else would you like to see included?

 

[dh1963]

I wish she could declare the Scottish SNP Government null and void.

 

[Brian Laudrup]

She should come on and say ‘dae whit yer telt and stay in the fucking hoose"

 

[BrunoBear]

It was all a joke, everyone can go out

 

[Duffy1983]

I’d like to hear her go on one, when she praises the people’s effort also call out the other side and let’s everyone know this is our generations war - if they don’t wise up and behave like they have been asked, to play their part, then they will be removed to a remote part of the commonwealth.

 

[MearnsUnionist]

I wish she could declare the Scottish SNP Government null and void.

Throw in the SPL season too, Your Majesty.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Purge announcement.

 

[pork chop]

Hope she takes the piss out of Liverpool as well

 

[BobbyShearer]

“Stop saying my man is deid, arseholes.”

 

[RoyalBurghGer72]

"One is more than a bit pissed off with that mob in the east end, sort yourselves out you tramps"

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

"...wee nippy married a bloke"

 

[fbshd]

Rise up and smite the Republicans with great vengeance would be nice.

Certainly get you outta the house for a while and take yer mind off the current situation.

FBS

 

[Virgil Hilts]

She should give us a few snippets of what Prince Philip thinks of the people who’ve effectively crashed the global economy

 

[nithbear]

Whatever she says,it would be great if she finished it with
We Are The People!!

 

[Kaiserweiss]

Boris has been instructed to ensure that the peado bastards get nothing from our United Kingdom.

 

[Vallance]

As Her Majesty appears on the screen.. the music strikes up and she belts out..... Rule Brittania Brittania rules the waves......

 

[bontamsyl]

Good God bless the Queen.

 

[alan16]

The famine etc etc back home etc etc

 

[skyelander]

She should come on and say ‘dae whit yer telt and stay in the fucking hoose"

This, ALL day long. Being off work i find it staggering the amount of folk STILL walking about like their on holiday. Arseholes.

 

[Lurgan Loyal]

Whatever she says,it would be great if she finished it with
We Are The People!!

With an encore of No Surrender!

 

[bontamsyl]

This, ALL day long. Being off work i find it staggering the amount of folk STILL walking about like their on holiday. Arseholes.

Same where i live mate disgusting two more nurses dead today.

 

[Danger Zone]

“God save me (and FTP)”

 

[Yosser]

TBB? So FARE what are you going to do about this?

 

[Port Sunlight Ger]

Message for “ the people “
King Billy will be on wall soon
It’s time for me to put my feet up
Stay safe bears

 

[El Chico de Natura]

If it’s anything regarding Alex Salmond then I hope she finishes with “off with his head!”

 

[Gogso]

She could propose the deportation of those who profess support to the ira.
Welcome suggestions as to where..

 

[Vallance]

She could propose the deportation of those who profess support to the ira.
Welcome suggestions as to where..

Yep..cleanse Britain !

 

[vinnie]

Whatever she says,it would be great if she finished it with
We Are The People!!

She could quote psalms 95:7 and get away with it I’m sure

 

[reallyruff]

Must be to thank Dave King for his service!

 

[punk]

I prefer men

 

[jexx]

Order the Govt. to omit the tims from any state aid. And that all Catholics should be out street cleaning.(with a toothbrush)
A knighthood for Dave King.

 

[BentleyBear]

Tell the tramps they're not British do getting none of the Crowns money!

 

[The Royal Standard]

I prefer men

A bit of respect please .

 

[Oduwa]

A bit of respect please .

Aye, self respect. Guaranteed dry walls.

 

[Houlet]

Maybe apologise for her eldest son's Scottish trip, and promise that he'll get his "lugs warmed when he gets hame"

 

[Gazmac]

"...wee nippy married a bloke"

Wee nippy is a bloke

 

[Clicker]

“If one cannot do the Bouncy, one’s a Tim”.

 

[markkerrsbackpass]

I want to see her break the acoustic guitar out and do a half hour covers set.

 

[dougiem]

She is going to say but i thought you HATED BRITS EH BEAST FC

 

[Wugs]

 

[Mr Biggleston]

One is not amused with the mhedia campaign to award the title to the pegsellers!

 

[GourockBlue50]

Mite be time for her to come out as a lizard.

 

[Bri RTID]

Purge announcement.

God save our queen lol
Cheers Lizzie

 

[Hank]

I’ve heard Janet Godley is writing her script

 

[UlsterBear91]

Should have been done last week

 

[Ambiorix]

She should encourage celebrity totty to get their baps out for the morale of the nation.

 

[govanite]

Odds on for Sturgeon to do one on Sunday with people of Scotland the nationalists really are cesspots. Was watching STV and the adverts were Scottish water , Scottish childrens lottery , Scottish government replicating the UK government which is wasting money which should be being spent on front line NHS. She is odds on to try and copy the Queen . If i was ofcom i would strip STV of their licence and give them nothing.

 

[Dumfriesbear]

Wee Nippy has a lesbian lover she stays with.