Random Text to your misses

[joseph]

following up from a thread in the OLD board - if you were to send a random text message to your wife what will it be?

 

[Huistra]

following up from a thread in the OLD board - if you were to send a random text message to your wife what will it be?

I remember that, cracker of a thread

 

[chinaman]

"it's cool...she'll never find out"

 

[grascots]

I am recently divorced so my text would read something like.......

Fluck off you money grabbing leach and I hope you rot in hell after a long and painful illness.

Something along those lines anyway

 

[Northhiglander]

that was an absolute belter of a thread. had me in absolute stitches. Can we not copy threads over on here?

 

[MrRipley]

"it's cool...she'll never find out"

A brave man that does that one.
Screen grabs are a must for this thread.
The original was a classic.

 

[coplandrearl36]

Wonder if Southside Shug will visit this thread, do ex's count or is it just current.

 

[superallythe2nd]

that was an absolute belter of a thread. had me in absolute stitches. Can we not copy threads over on here?

There was a link to the classic threads posted on here the other day

 

[EddieWatt]

"I'll catch you at the hotel at 8PM"

Don't think that would go down well!

 

[MoodyBlue1872]

"Do I have to wear a condom again ??"

 

[Lainey Love]

Have you been itching really badly since the other night?

 

[Spinning Blue]

I'm not brave enough to send any of these lol.

 

[Henry Hill]

How long were you in the dog house after sending those haha!!

 

[Cooper 11]

"Quick! Turn on sky news! Just saw your dad eating a roll and sausage"

 

[rangersno.1]

I'd be eating my baws for breakfast if I sent any of those to my mrs

 

[Garribaldy]

"So that's £500 now and the other £500 once she's been dealt with."

 

[Fingers1872]

Was the original thread texting friends and relatives? I seem to recall one guy texting his old man on his old mans work phone ordering a bag of eccies.

 

[EddieWatt]

"So that's £500 now and the other £500 once she's been dealt with."

Won't be getting on the bad side of you

 

[punk]

After all these years I am still sorry about the size of my cock

 

[noops12345]

After all these years I am still sorry about the size of my cock

very noble of you, but what about the texts?