Rangers Royal Rumble

[El Chico de Natura]

Past and present players: who would be the last man standing?

 

[ShootYouDown]

Harry Davis

 

[TerrySilverLoyal]

Souness would enter at 1

And be on the way to Mania

 

[JN271]

Although I never seen him play I’m going for Willie Woodburn followed by Souness.

 

[Lizzy's 11]

Souness

 

[Five&Six]

Dado Prso would go far

 

[Steveo_watp]

Gattuso would have a few over the top rope. But that mad man souness would topple him

 

[Broom-loneranger]

Katic

 

[bluenosebazza]

Katic would diving header everyone out the ring.

 

[PrivateAye72]

Present :- Alfie
Past :- Souness

@El Chico de Natura
(I like how desperate you are to get the wrestling thread fix)

 

[StirlingBear]

10....9....8....7...6...5....4...3...2...1...... *glass shatters* BAH GAWD Its Morelos!!!!!!!

 

[mark hateley]

Terry Hurlock

That's the winner right there.

 

[Withambear]

Hurlock or maybe Iain Ferguson

 

[Bluedell]

Terry Hurlock

 

[Maccersblue]

Gareth McAuley is a big boy.

 

[vanbasten]

Kevin Muscat would be a contender

 

[Stewrfc]

Sadiq would be the big lad they make seem invincible but actually just topples over the ropes cos hes useless.

 

[bluenosebazza]

10....9....8....7...6...5....4...3...2...1...... *glass shatters* BAH GAWD Its Morelos!!!!!!!

*Morelos gestures to a fan in the crowd.*

Sutton on commentary - Bah gawd. Good god almighty hes killed him. As god is my witness hes broken in half.

 

[Boldy]

Moshni didn’t muck about

 

[Voxtronix]

Ian Black's Rangers career if it was in the Rumble

 

[dapper dado]

Laudrup. Nobody would want to harm that beautiful man. They'd fling themselves out the ring rather than harm a hair on that beautiful head.

 

[GB4ME]

McGregor and bomber deserve a mention, Kevin Muscat was quite handy as well.

 

[Arkanoid]

Always thought Munro looked a bit like Greg the Hammer Valentine

 

[Saltcoats_Loyal]

Charlie Adam with the Rikishi lget up is a mental picture that I will struggle to forget, 4 Folk to put him over the top

 

[Arkanoid]

Souness and Rick Rude
Basile Boli Mark Henry

 

[OohAhHuistra]

Big Duncan Ferguson maybe

 

[Barrhead bear]

Terry hurlock

 

[madridista]

Kevin Muscat would surely be going Benoit in said Rumble

 

[JR Ewing]

Souness, Hurlock, Muscat would all be contenders. Reckon Iain Ferguson would survive a while too.

 

[THEGERSMAN]

Terry butcher.

 

[GEODGC]

Terry Hurlock and Graeme Souness would be the last two men standing. They would then go for a pint together like the double hard bastards they are.

 

[rwbj]

Ian Ferguson would be my choice - didn’t flinch from. Anyone or anything

 

[ScouseHairline]

Strictly Royal:

John Greig MBE
Steven Gerrard MBE
Gary McAllister MBE
Steven Davis MBE
Gareth McAuley MBE
Ally McCoist MBE
Barry Ferguson MBE
Walter Smith OBE
Johnny Hubbard MBE

John Greig and Walter last in, %^*& choosing the winner there!

 

[Rodney Wallace]

Kenny Miller

 

[Bluenose1872]

Ian Ferguson would be right up there.

 

[Khal Drogo]

McCoist would win it. He wins everything

I can see him and Hateley as a tag team. They get rid of everyone and as Hateley is celebrating with the crowd McCoist sneakily throws him over the top rope and as Hateley is on the outside in disbelief McCoist shrugs and smiles cheekily. Earl Hebner raises his arm and his music kicks in

*This isnt a dig at McCoist, Hateley or both, just a Royal Rumble scenario as I see it. Its also not a dig at Earl Hebner

 

[KGR98]

Katic would lay out everyone with a heedbutt and fling them over 1 by 1

 

[Scott McRoberts]

Ian Ferguson would be right up there.

Was thinking this myself, and Terry Hurlock

 

[Glendonagasaki]

Jason Holt.

 

[brissybear]

Gregor Stevens.

 

[FullTimePint]

Big Amo would cause some damage

 

[humie]

Marvin Andrews headering everyone out the ring

 

[BigBuff]

Past- Big Mosnhi
We already know what he can do
Present- Alfie

 

[The Huguenot]

Souness

 

[Allymcswally]

Souness, has to be.

 

[Chenksy]

Present day, Alfie would just be going about rag dolling everyone
laudrup would last a good while, I can see him in that zorro costume just evading everyone trying to get a hold of him

 

[Amo6591]

Can't believe nobody's said Tom Forsyth yet

 

[Gladbear]

Nacho novo sneaks under the bottom rope and hides under the ring as big Dunc Ferguson celebrates to the crowd. Nacho sneaks back in and dropkicks him from the back over the rope and points to the champions league sign.

 

[degenerate069]

josh windass

 

[HillbillyRFC]

Umar Sadiq would get the Santino Marella two second spot where he comes in and gets clotheslined straight back out again.

Kenny Miller would be helping a tag team mate off the top rope to save him before turning heel and chucking him out.

Kevin Muscat would probably have the most eliminations.

Allan McGregor gets thrown off the turnbuckle but he's able to pull off a ridiculous save to get himself back into the match.

The final showdown of Morelos, Gattuso, Katic and Souness before Katic headers folk out the ring.