I'll give you the subtitles.
"Balogun with the proverbial Exocet header toward the postage stamp, Alfredooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo scores his first goal with the proverbial Exocet at the back stick".
Btw, I love Tom before anyone piles in.