Ryan Porteous’s best attribute?

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This.....from his wiki page.

Porteous was fined by both a court and Hibernian in June 2022, after he pleaded guilty to a charge of culpable and reckless conduct for hitting a woman with a plastic tumbler.[46]
 
An absolute donkey of a defender and it nice to see his career slide away. Unbelievable that some wanted to bring him here and had him down for being a smash hit down south.

Clarke's decision to leave John Souttar at home while Porteous was embarrassing himself in Germany with a red card after about 40 minutes and missing the next two games with suspension never really got the scrutiny it should have.

All the worst Ryan.
 
Never noticed how much of a massive egg timer shaped head he has, definitely needs a belt hole punch for getting any baseball caps to fit
 
His napper looks like one of those weird bronze statues that didn't turn out right, with everyone saying "whit the fu**??" at it's unveiling.
 
His best attribute was fired into a surgical kidney basin, in the delivery room, following his birth.
 
He has 1 redeemable quality.
He's a reliable guy for bookings, 7 in 22 this season and wasn't the biggest fanny there for them, Sieralta his fellow Chilean CB beating his tally with 8 so far having played a game more.
The mob he has joined has Liam Lindsay with 8 in 20, Ali McCann 9 in 26, Ben Whiteman 10 in 24 and some other players with a 1 in 3 or 4 average or 6 yellows but 29 games played.
Can't say for definite but PNE must be one of the dirtiest teams about and Porteous isn't the worst offender either there or where he was.

 
That's just random as %^*&. Shoehorning 3 subjects into a piece featuring a neanderthal.
 
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