Sniffer dogs in the boozer pre-match

[mdingwall]

You couldn’t make it up.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1555903332887183360

 

[venturablue]

Not a fan of pigs or sniffer dogs.

 

[Rangers daft]

Not a fan of pigs or sniffer dogs.

First reply nails it

 

[eastfifer]

There was sniffer dogs going up and down the queue's going into Hampden at the Cup Final in May. I had forgotten I had seen them used then until I read the OP.

 

[Diego Maradona]

Fuk off dog

 

[BSPECIAL]

Why.

 

[UnionCruiser72]

Why.

Because the police enjoy pestering working class football fans instead of catching beasts and rapists.

 

[Bulletproof]

My old boss got taken by sniffer dogs on a flight to London and got detained and questioned for hours. He took his work bag into airport and unfortunately they were traces of explosives in the bag left over from the Railway detonators he kept in there previously.

 

[HawfHeedHartson]

Why aren't we allowed to tell Police dogs to %^*& off? It's not like they understand the words lol

 

[Big Joke New]

My old boss got taken by sniffer dogs on a flight to London and got detained and questioned for hours. He took his work bag into airport and unfortunately they were traces of explosives in the bag left over from the Railway detonators he kept in there previously.

These dogs get cleverer and cleverer. How they fill in the pre-flight information amazes me.

 

[148bear]

Why.

They know theyl get an defo arrest in a pub pre any game in the uk ,easy targets some young team with a bit of weed or gear,instead of going after heavy duty criminals.

 

[NigelSpackmansBowTie]

Genuine question: can you be arrested for swearing at a Police dog? I know that can probably be read two ways….

 

[ForzaLaudrup]

Why.

Gear or Pyro

 

[DamBuster72]

Embarrassing use of public resources

 

[Lemmy]

Genuine question: can you be arrested for swearing at a Police dog? I know that can probably be read two ways….

I would imagine that they could choose to use the good old catch all monkey spank charge of breach of the peace.

 

[dcbear]

Not a fan of pigs or sniffer dogs.

Its not the dog's fault.

 

[HowdenEnder]

Not a fan of pigs or sniffer dogs.

Found Gerry McCann's log in.

 

[scottishpoet]

Sniffing out sectarian singing??

 

[ChesterBear72]

Genuine question: can you be arrested for swearing at a Police dog? I know that can probably be read two ways….

I very much doubt it but that pig twät would probably try on some jumped up public order offence just o ruin your Saturday. Cünts the lot of them.

 

[Orangeandblue]

Gear or Pyro

There were sniffer dogs at the entrance to Newmarket races when I was there a few years back.
Not very good one’s going by the amount of gear that was being done inside.

 

[Coopertrueblue]

Can they detect gear or just pyro/hash?

 

[top_cat]

You couldn’t make it up.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1555903332887183360

The dug is none the wiser, ffs

 

[mdingwall]

Can they detect gear or just pyro/hash?

They are partial to a line of gunpowder.

 

[MagneticFields]

Can they detect gear or just pyro/hash?

They can detect just about anything they are trained to. So yes.

 

[RAFBob]

Dogs are used for explosives as well, so I don't mind them being deployed at big events now and then - even if it winds up some lads who decide football is the best place to get off your tits.

 

[bluetwo15]

Looking for pedigear

 

[G33]

What a bitch.

 

[TheFrenchTank]

Just fling a few pork scratchings its way and bolt out the boozer.

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

Why aren't we allowed to tell Police dogs to %^*& off? It's not like they understand the words lol

 

[a_weir]

My old boss got taken by sniffer dogs on a flight to London and got detained and questioned for hours. He took his work bag into airport and unfortunately they were traces of explosives in the bag left over from the Railway detonators he kept in there previously.

So the dogs worked correctly?

 

[ForzaLaudrup]

They can detect just about anything they are trained to. So yes.

Can they detect shite patter?

They’d have a field day on this thread

 

[John MacKenzie]

If they detect the assholes who are carrying flares/smoke bombs the more dogs doing this is okay by me.
In fact I would have them at all turnstile entrances.

 

[Smiler Boyd]

They should take that dog to the piggery and let it siniff out all the that's been swept under the magic carpet

 

[McCoist’sTinHat]

My old boss got taken by sniffer dogs on a flight to London and got detained and questioned for hours. He took his work bag into airport and unfortunately they were traces of explosives in the bag left over from the Railway detonators he kept in there previously.

Railway detonators hahahahahaha

 

[GR4Dave]

Genuine question: can you be arrested for swearing at a Police dog? I know that can probably be read two ways….

No.

You can't even be arrested for swearing at a police officer as it's deemed they should be used to swearing in the normal course of their duty and can't be offended, alarmed or distressed. Just make sure there is not any member of the public around that could her it and be alarmed or distressed at the language then they could nab you for that.

 

[WinkieWATP]

Can they detect gear or just pyro/hash?

A dog can sniff a grain of salt in a barrel of water.

That’s what a copper told me when he thought I had drugs on me and refused a search a few years ago. Thankfully I never had any salt on me at that point and he never had a dog either so it was a fairly pointless conversation tbh.

 

[McCoist’sTinHat]

You can't even be arrested for swearing at a police officer as it's deemed they should be used to swearing in the normal course of their duty and can't be offended, alarmed or distressed.

They could arrest you under public order or breach of the peace, especially if you’re swearing at someone or have been warned not to

 

[statto75]

That Alfie's dug??

 

[Dynamo]

Railway detonators hahahahahaha

They’re used for warning other drivers of scenarios such as a broken down train further down the tracks. Not Wild West train robberies

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

If they detect the assholes who are carrying flares/smoke bombs the more dogs doing this is okay by me.
In fact I would have them at all turnstile entrances.

Surely folk are carrying them in their pockets?

 

[vinnie]

He wouldn’t be telling the dog to foxtrot Oscar if they brought the “land sharks” out!

 

[TheMarbleStaircase]

Can they detect gear or just pyro/hash?

They can be trained and detect just about anything.

 

[SSR]

You couldn’t make it up.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1555903332887183360

It wouldn't get in The Louden

 

[John MacKenzie]

Surely folk are carrying them in their pockets?

Aye their assholes could conceal other thing I suppose.

 

[Vinted]

Genuine question: can you be arrested for swearing at a Police dog? I know that can probably be read two ways….

A Police dog is a Police officer, so I would say if you can be arrested for swearing at a policeman then the same goes for the dog.

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

A Police dog is a Police officer, so I would say if you can be arrested for swearing at a policeman then the same goes for the dog.

Better no ask a police horse why the long face, will probably get done with a hate crime under disability act or something

 

[Talktalk]

Why aren't we allowed to tell Police dogs to %^*& off? It's not like they understand the words lol

Because it hurts there feelings and offends them Drug Dugs Matter

 

[Talktalk]

It wouldn't get in The Louden

If it was a Rangers supporting Dug it would

 

[mkgers]

Embarrassing use of public resources

Flying out of Birmingham Airport recently, I think for Seville, the Ibiza flight had a sniffer dog go up and down the queue with about 15 coppers no doubt on overtime for the "operation". I thought the exact same thing then

 

[Texas ranger]

My old boss got taken by sniffer dogs on a flight to London and got detained and questioned for hours. He took his work bag into airport and unfortunately they were traces of explosives in the bag left over from the Railway detonators he kept in there previously.

I had an interesting interaction with a young security female at Sydney airport years ago with the same thing. I had been at various mines for three weeks and was heading out of Sydney to L.A en route to Dallas. I was shattered, dead on my feet, when I handed the bag over. She scanned it and it detected explosives. She got all excited telling me the news and looked utterly devastated when my reaction was a weary shrug of my shoulders.

I’ll have to scan it again, this is very serious she said. I could see she already had visions of an early evening news appearance. Scanned again, detected explosives again. Her supervisor appears, decent guy, any reason why there might be traces of explosives on you bag. Yip, I’ve just spent the last three weeks at four different mines. Cheers mate, have a good flight.