Sniffer dogs in the boozer pre-match

[Vinted]

A Police dog is a Police officer, so I would say if you can be arrested for swearing at a policeman then the same goes for the dog.

Just for the clarity. I was serious. A police dog is classed as a police officer.

 

[Brissy Bear]

Pretty much common place in Sydney these days at weekends. Major train stations, only after commuting hours, and all pubs/clubs around the city and surrounding busy areas get regular visits.

One of the Green MPs (or his team....) actually runs a facebook account to warn people which stations and pubs/streets they're on

 

[RobbenHood]

A Police dog is a Police officer, so I would say if you can be arrested for swearing at a policeman then the same goes for the dog.

“what you in jail for mate?”

“Told a police dog to fuck off, didn’t realise they’re treated as being a police officer. Gutted”

 

[ForzaRenfrew]

If they detect the assholes who are carrying flares/smoke bombs the more dogs doing this is okay by me.
In fact I would have them at all turnstile entrances.

Yeah because no one ever manages to get things by sniffer dogs.

 

[ronadamus_prime]

Just stating a fact, Cats would never ever grass on you to the polis.

 

[Cahoochie]

I had an interesting interaction with a young security female at Sydney airport years ago with the same thing. I had been at various mines for three weeks and was heading out of Sydney to L.A en route to Dallas. I was shattered, dead on my feet, when I handed the bag over. She scanned it and it detected explosives. She got all excited telling me the news and looked utterly devastated when my reaction was a weary shrug of my shoulders.

I’ll have to scan it again, this is very serious she said. I could see she already had visions of an early evening news appearance. Scanned again, detected explosives again. Her supervisor appears, decent guy, any reason why there might be traces of explosives on you bag. Yip, I’ve just spent the last three weeks at four different mines. Cheers mate, have a good flight.

I suppose it’s all in the approach of the Security Staff and lessons can be learned, but personally I’d rather a few minutes inconvenience pre- flight than discover at 30,000 feet in an overgrown coke can that the guy sitting next to me had waltzed on with a bag full of Semtex.

 

[london_bluenose]

About 10 years ago I remember going to a Damien Marley concert at Wembley Arena and they had deployed sniffer dogs at the entrance. The poor things just sat there looking utterly confused and totally useless as the entire place resembled a giant hotbox.

 

[SuperGers07]

Why.

Because of the overuse of drugs, (shite watered down) cocaine in particular at the football and in pubs basically

 

[a_weir]

Flying out of Birmingham Airport recently, I think for Seville, the Ibiza flight had a sniffer dog go up and down the queue with about 15 coppers no doubt on overtime for the "operation". I thought the exact same thing then

Airport police are actually funded by the airlines/airports themselves.

Wages are paid by the taxpayer, of course, but the force claims it back.

 

[Austin says Ibrox Baby]

Just stating a fact, Cats would never ever grass on you to the polis.

Cats would be trying to figure out how to get in on the action to finance their next bag of Dreamies!

 

[keep_believin84]

Just stating a fact, Cats would never ever grass on you to the polis.

That’s because cats only care about themselves…

Glasgow Guide Dug

 

[BSPECIAL]

Because of the overuse of drugs, (shite watered down) cocaine in particular at the football and in pubs basically

Would it not make sense for the scotshit version of the keystone cops to go after the big dealers or are too many of them still getting their monthly envelopes from them.police Scotland are really useless . Go for easy targets and ignore real criminals.

 

[RAFBob]

My old boss got taken by sniffer dogs on a flight to London and got detained and questioned for hours. He took his work bag into airport and unfortunately they were traces of explosives in the bag left over from the Railway detonators he kept in there previously.

Questioned and detained by the dogs?

 

[Sido]

They should take that dog to the piggery and let it siniff out all the that's been swept under the magic carpet

FFS that's animal cruelty, bad enough there with a human's sense of smell.

 

[Bulletproof]

Questioned and detained by the dogs?

It was like an episode of Scooby doo.

 

[RAFBob]

It was like an episode of Scooby doo.

I was going to reply with a Scooby Doo gif and got distracted by Linda Cardellini (Velma from the film's).

 

[AbronhillBear]

Dogs are brilliant I love my dog but Sniffer dogs are like family members that marry catholics really aren't they. You feel like sitting them down and saying what the f"ck you playing at.

 

[omar]

I read recently that if you are caught in the above scenario before going to the football you can receive a banning order - not sure if that is just in England or all of the UK.

 

[Bluenose Rab]

They know theyl get an defo arrest in a pub pre any game in the uk ,easy targets some young team with a bit of weed or gear,instead of going after heavy duty criminals.

Results driven business, just like fitba.
Only different.

 

[Carson1912]

These dogs get cleverer and cleverer. How they fill in the pre-flight information amazes me.

Imagine it you take your wean to see the cockpit (like you could do before that bin laden bastards fault) and there's a couple dugs flying the plane.

 

[148bear]

Results driven business, just like fitba.
Only different.

Yip keeps the arrest charts going hitting targets with minimum effort.Try man handle albanian or romanian gangsters and other hardcore gangs ,a 5ft 4in woman or guy copper for that matter these days dont want to know when its going on in plain sight.But get a wee skinny 18 yr old with a bit of weed in a pub before a footy game there all over it.

 

[Mexi]

Just for the clarity. I was serious. A police dog is classed as a police officer.

Do they get a pension?

 

[jimcornette]

My old boss got taken by sniffer dogs on a flight to London and got detained and questioned for hours. He took his work bag into airport and unfortunately they were traces of explosives in the bag left over from the Railway detonators he kept in there previously.

His trip really went off the rails.

 

[ChesterBear72]

Just fling a few pork scratchings its way and bolt out the boozer.

At her or the dog????

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Shocking behaviour from a dog thank %^*& my dog is tee total.

 

[Chris the Bandito]

Just stating a fact, Cats would never ever grass on you to the polis.

If that video had a cat in it, the guy telling everyone not to swear would have a hat saying "Admin"

 

[GovanFront4]

Imagine it you take your wean to see the cockpit (like you could do before that bin laden bastards fault) and there's a couple dugs flying the plane.

Calling him aw the bin laden bastards and that.

The Schemes legendary quote.

 

[Methilbear]

There were sniffer dogs at the entrance to Newmarket races when I was there a few years back.
Not very good one’s going by the amount of gear that was being done inside.

I was at Perth races and a young couple in front of us dressed up to the nines were approached by a handler with his dog. Fucking hilarious she was like that dog pure loves you. Huckled away because he had gear

 

[Garrison Defender]

Do they get a pension?

That's what I was thinking. They deserve a comfortable retirement.

 

[Bearinabluehose]

First reply nails it

The use of" brown brown " more common than u think in some places in south America and Africa

 

[OlegKuznetsov]

I wasnt talking to the dog, officer!

 

[Zandermc]

Its not the dog's fault.

Exactly poor dog’s just trying to make a living the same as the rest of us.

 

[glasgowiron]

Questioned and detained by the dogs?

 

[Dazbear]

A wonder if Dugs look at polis Dugs and say “shi** there the polis”

 

[Dcalm]

Because the police enjoy pestering working class football fans instead of catching beasts and rapists.

More interested in hunting down folks who tweet stuff, as opposed to real criminals. I used to have massive respect for the police, but the last few years I really have nothing but dislike and contempt for them.

 

[RAFBob]

Brilliant.

 

[Vinted]

Do they get a pension?

Funny enough, they are pensioned off to a good home and a good life.

 

[CalebBrodie]

Calling him aw the bin laden bastards and that.

The Schemes legendary quote.

I met him and Marvin in parkheed years ago a said to them awrite they both replied with what can only be described as blue teeth... they were actually eating valium hahahaa

 

[jweebear]

Good place to start if they're sniffing oot drink.