Soccer Saturday on Sky Sports

[Macdonsj]

the usual parade of the imbeciles
today we've had

Charlie Ridiculous discussing a ball played forward
"it went bayond....." (started saying by and merged it to beyond)

Chris Kamara on Stokes goal after Stelling said "Xerdan Shaquiri has done something"
- "Is that his first name is it?

and the best
Paul Merson discussing the surface at his game
"its like they've taken a snooker table and painted it green"


should either be on comedy central or a louis theroux documentary on clinically retarded people back at work

 

[BobbyShearer]

Charlie Ridic is probably sitting there thinking "how the f.uck am I still employed?"

 

[Sam English]

If ever a show needed a complete revamp

 

[muttley]

I can never take to that Stelling weirdo. He looks if he's made out of plastic and a member of a brainwashed cult. Its all in the thousand yard stare.

 

[Sam English]

Paul Merson sits there and talks the biggest amount of piss.

 

[Macdonsj]

Stelling is now just a really really crap pun machine

Merson makes Ridiculous look like Stephen Hawking

Thompson is a boring bastard who could be watching Liverpool lose 20-0 and still think they're alright

 

[Alfonsbear]

Stelling is now just a really really crap pun machine

Merson makes Ridiculous look like Stephen Hawking

Thompson is a boring bastard who could be watching Liverpool lose 20-0 and still think they're alright

The panellists have always been thick, they're there for the banter. May not be everyone's cup of tea but I still like it.

 

[bluenosebazza]

It's like the Blue Planet compared to BT's effort. Savage, Sutton and Owen sitting on a couch squinting at the same tv on the floor.

 

[Woodrow Call]

Sure they used to rotate them and freshen it up.

 

[TN8]

Charlie's just sittin there thinkin - a thought a snooker table was already green......

 

[jprfc]

It's like the Blue Planet compared to BT's effort. Savage, Sutton and Owen sitting on a couch squinting at the same tv on the floor.

Agreed..but bt have Jules Breach

 

[Avengers]

I like Le Tiss and Rambo when he’s on, don’t like Charlie, Phil or Merson. Cannot stand when they have that fool Clinton Morrison on when Ireland are playing, worse pundit ever

 

[Aldo007]

I like kamara.

 

[the_brunton_bear]

It's glory days were with Best and Marsh

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

The "reserve" studio pundits who do the midweek Soccer Special are far more intelligent and coherent than the old boys' crew who do the Saturday games. The reporters they actually send to the games are okay too.

Plus Bianca Westwood is a big ride. Get her in the studio

 

[the_brunton_bear]

The "reserve" studio pundits who do the midweek Soccer Special are far more intelligent and coherent than the old boys' crew who do the Saturday games. The reporters they actually send to the games are okay too.

Plus Bianca Westwood is a big ride. Get her in the studio

I prefer the other bird they now have.Cant remember her name though.She has that innocent look about her which means she is probably a right dirty

 

[MCMLXXXI]

Paul Merson sits there and talks the biggest amount of piss.

They all do to be fair.

 

[im_a_good_bluenose]

It's glory days were with Best and Marsh

What was marsh fired for? Was it for sexual discrimination comments?

 

[ranger nation]

What was marsh fired for? Was it for sexual discrimination comments?

He made a 'tasteless' joke about a tsunami if I remember correctly.

 

[im_a_good_bluenose]

He made a 'tasteless' joke about a tsunami if I remember correctly.

Really? I bet only 2 people complained as well.

 

[Noddy]

He made a 'tasteless' joke about a tsunami if I remember correctly.

Something to do with Newcastle's 'Toon Army' and a tsunami.