Songs for Christmas dinner table

Read a few of the Xmas cracker jokes instead:


What do Brussel sprouts and pubic hair have in common?

Just shove them to one side and keep eatin'.........
 
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I married a 19th Century Terrorist her name was McGinn
She ordered my Xmas dinner to be thrown in the bin
And as it was sinking, I heard a strange noise
Was the old Xmas dinner singing “ oh what fun it is to fcuk the tims on New Year’s Day” :)):DB-D
 
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