Standing in a wall at free Kick - what goes through your head ?

[DJ Blue]

Rino - C'mon

Negri - I'm going to get smacked by the ball.

Gazza - ??????

 

[LewisBlue]

That's excellent.

 

[Stevie13000]

If the ball is struck hard enough I think my balls will be going through my head

 

[Berrytoon Bear]

Ask Murdo MacLeod

 

[ACNSE]

Shield the baws n face n brace for impact

 

[amabluestar]

Rattles ma knackers, speak with high pitched voice for ever more.
Happened to me with a mould master in my teens, voice never broke till i was in my mid twenty's.

 

[Tom1974]

Re Murdo McLeod, super Ally was standing where he was and said to him your taller than me so swap places with me as they will try and curl it round. When McLeod came round he said "That's the last time I'll swap places with him in a wall". Of course Ally knew it was likely to happen.

 

[Johnny Quid]

I love Paul Gascoigne.

 

[55degreesnorth]

Please don't hit my balls.

 

[TimzRFudz]

Your teeth, if you're Murdo McLeod.

 

[Kris1872]

Against Celtic - I will do any single thing possible to keep the ball out the net I don't give a single fck if I leave this pitch with no testicles.

Against anyone else - hope the ball doesn't go anywhere near me.

 

[Ke55y]

My grid was a magnet to the baw when stuck in the wall no matter if I changed places lol...Had a broken nose from it and numerous bloody noses

 

[RockSteadyEady]

If your Murder McLeod it's your nose and eyeballs

 

[Bluenose Rab]

Once had a ref say to me "Don't rub them son, count them". Ouch!
Never moved when in a wall, seen too many jump & the ball go below then.

 

[RockSteadyEady]

Rino - C'mon

Negri - I'm going to get smacked by the ball.

Gazza - ??????

Howling at this pic

 

[Hideyorii]

I'm glad Jorgi plays for us!

 

[Calderwoodloyal]

When it was a mitre mouldmaster about to be kicked ? Generally it was “ please god .... no me “

 

[Fitba Juice]

What game was this?

 

[Grumpyoldman1950]

What game was this?

Football

 

[Drumchapel]

What game was this?

Brazil Scotland 1990 World Cup

 

[Fitba Juice]

Football

Ok cheers for that grumps

 

[cooperman]

who would you rather get smacked in the face with, a shot from the he gaffer or the hammer?

 

[Ticketybloo]

Rino - C'mon

Negri - I'm going to get smacked by the ball.

Gazza - ??????

What the Feck was he on then. GAZZA!!!!!!
Don't ya Just LOVE the Guy???
Can't stop laughing at that face

 

[theryesider]

Thank eff it’s not a size 5 moludmaster

 

[Baldrick]

I always remember as a kid some poor East Fife player getting stretchered off after Albertz blasted a fee-kick off his balls.

 

[The Barcelona Bear]

Ask Murdo MacLeod

Hit him on the head so no real damage done

 

[DannyG]

Used to play indoor at work ( should have been working) football when younger a guy I knew could break a wooden pallet with his shot guess who never stood in front of him having a shot

 

[davydumper]

Ask Murdo MacLeod

Had that happen to me once saw it coming in slow motion then it was lights out, the worst part was they Let me play on and I don’t remember anything else about the game.

 

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[Thern7]

Pray it's not a mitre mould master.

 

[Jyna]

When it was a mitre mouldmaster about to be kicked ? Generally it was “ please god .... no me “

 

[Bumplittledipper]

Charge! If you dont get the ball take the freekick taker out with a slide tackle.

 

[Wugs]

Ask Murdo MacLeod

Ally swopped places with him in the wall just before the kick.

 

[Boab4]

My first thought would be "why do we have a wall"

Get out the way give the keeper a better view.

You maybe need one from 20 yards but when the free kick is a decent distance out I don't get it.

 

[Brian Laudrup]

if its Albertz taking the free kick......f**k this shit

 

[Porrohman]

imagine Davie Cooper's bullet free kick against the sheep at hampden roasting your heehaws into orbit, doesnae bear thinking about

 

[blue barney]

The ball

 

[SmokieBear]

Rattles ma knackers, speak with high pitched voice for ever more.
Happened to me with a mould master in my teens, voice never broke till i was in my mid twenty's.

Brilliant

 

[Bluerhap]

I may never be a daddy.

 

[Fitba Juice]

I may never be a daddy.

As Gascoigne said after the Vinnie Jones ball grabbing incident "there goes my family allowance".

 

[bluestory]

You just live in fear your balls are getting blootered. Every single time.

And if you say you don't think that you're a liar.

*obviously Gazza is exempt.

 

[Denmark Loyal]

You just live in fear your balls are getting blootered. Every single time.

And if you say you don't think that you're a liar.

*obviously Gazza is exempt.

Exactly, I also used to think, as long as it does not hit me I do not care what happens here.

 

[CurlyBear]

Probably the ball.

 

[HMS.Temple.Garden]

Protect the balls, chin ducked into the chest then leave to God

 

[charlie_snowball]

Ask Murdo MacLeod

It was the ball. The ball went through his head.

My teeth honestly rattled when the ball hit MacLeod's dish then.

 

[HMS.Temple.Garden]

Protect the balls, chin ducked into the chest then leave to God

saying that though, I remember one day in the cold wind I got smacked by a Mitre right on the bare legs, f.uck me it stung like f.uck!

 

[The Super 11]

I hope it comes crashing at me, because i'll be stopping them scoring by fucking blocking it!

 

[tottie beck]

I was always feart it would smack me in the face, rather than my bass, but that was in the days of mouldmaster. If it did, you had concussion for a week

 

[Tractionman55]

I was always feart it would smack me in the face, rather than my bass, but that was in the days of mouldmaster. If it did, you had concussion for a week

Ah the old mould master, been skelped a few times with that back in the day

 

[CWOODPIONEER]

How many fingers can Mrs Polster hunnel.