Surreal chants and songs you have heard at Ibrox

[superallythe2nd]

Sebo's on, we're taking the piss

 

[happytobeblue]

I thought it showed you were a darkie instead of a Tim.

Haha,that's true,but i did'nt want to say that lol.

 

[unionjock2]

Heard some older Bears talking years ago about a song that went "Tommy Burns Tommy Burns so does Doyle."

Also to the same incident "It's my attic and I'll fry if I want too."

You also had , sure his name was Johnny Doyle , he thought he was a spark sing to the tune of the Sash.

 

[unionjock2]

Remember when the mod classic movie Quadrophenia came out in 1979/80 to coincide with the mod revival a lot of younger bears chanted: "We are the Prods, we are the Prods, we are we are we are the Prods

Loved that, being a Mod and a Prod

 

[Nizzy72]

Don't know if this has already been posted but I remember in the 70s we sometimes sung "Dixie Deans, superstar, walks like a wummin' and he wears a bra."

 

[Larkhall_Exile]

1984 im sure the game was

I think it was 1989

 

[TwoBadMice]

Man utd fans singing "You can stick your f@king England up your arse"

 

[TwoBadMice]

Few years ago during "Diouf/Brown" Game and old timer was sat silent behind me in the copland and during a quiet spell in the game from absolutely no where he started screaming "I was never abused, i was NOT abused" Went on for 2/3 minutes much to the amusement to us around him. Bloke was red in the face with anger.

 

[Superrangers]

‘Quierre...’

When PvH came back with Feyenoord.

 

[I P Freely]

Tommy Burns wife's a widow , she replaced him with a dildo .

 

[bluetonic]

'Bradley wears a nightie' sung to some unfortunate sub warming up for a wee team we were playing in the cup (i think arbroath maybe) back in the late 80's. his only crime was being called Bradley

I was in the EE that night, he got wolf whistles every time he touched the ball

 

[Butterbean]

“Ally, Ally get tae %^*&, Ally, get tae %^*&”. Early in his Ibrox career.

 

[Battlefield.Blue]

On the bus home from Ibrox after being scudded 4-0 by Sevilla, 2009?

Couple of neds up the back started the Glasgow Rangers champions oh oh tune but replaced it with Tony Mowbray pokes his bum (oh oh....). Very bizarre.

Somehow it never caught on lol.

 

[Raffles]

I think it was 1989

It was

 

[Fudgie1973]

The whole Rangers end at the piggery "oh, shitey shitey, shitey shitey shitey shitey Galloway"

 

[Fudgie1973]

I am sure it was Queens Park who started the Walter Smiths blue and white army chant. Their version was Eddie Hunters black and white army.

I think it was Newcastle, Kevin Keegan's black and white army.

 

[Bada-Bing]

It was surreal to go from chanting “Mo, Mo. F*ck yer Mo” to Mo, Mo, Super Mo” in the space of about 5 weeks

It was mibbae a few weeks mair, but aye strange.

 

[Bada-Bing]

’SAS, bang, bang, bang’ for a good of years after Gibraltar.

 

[Bada-Bing]

’One number EIGHT, there’s only one number EIGHT’ after f@ckpig McNee refused to use Gascoigne’s name and referred to him only by number.

 

[Bumplittledipper]

I think it was Newcastle, Kevin Keegan's black and white armyr

Queens Park sang it for 90 minutes at Ibrox in 91 a full year before Keegan tried to manage Newcastle.

 

[BlueHaze]

Early 70s and on the wrong side of P.C.
Walking down the road
Swinging my chain
Met a 19th Century Terrorist and asked his name
Kicked him in the balls
Kicked him in the head
Now that 19th Century Terrorist is dead.

 

[Orangeandblue]

Early 70s and on the wrong side of P.C.
Walking down the road
Swinging my chain
Met a 19th Century Terrorist and asked his name
Kicked him in the balls
Kicked him in the head
Now that 19th Century Terrorist is dead.

Another version was...

Doctor Martens boots and laces
Sta pressed Levi’s, clip on braces
We’re the boys who’ll slash your faces
We are the <enter gang name>

 

[Craig]

Against Hearts when Rix was in charge.

Pressley comes over for the ball to take a throw in, bloke next to me shouts 'haw Pressely have a shave...because your manager prefers baldy fannies'

 

[BlueHaze]

Another version was...

Doctor Martens boots and braces
Sta pressed Levi’s, clip on braces
We’re the boys who’ll slash your faces
We are the <enter gang name>

Ah. to be in my teens again instead of an old farter.

 

[TwoBadMice]

If i had the wings of a sparrow, the dirty great arse of a crow (you know the rest)

Old ones are the best

 

[Mrw78]

Posh spice is a hooker, she has a stinking hole.
When she rides Beckham, she thinks of Michael Mols.

 

[das]

I remember being at a Carlisle game in the early 80s and the Carlisle fans were singing about Bob Stokoe's blue and white army

 

[DC Anchor]

c'mom have a go with the Ibrox Aggro
hooli hooli hooligans
oh there won't be many goin' home

 

[Sir Walter]

To the tune of Glasgow Rangers champions oh oh oh oh oh oh oooh

Tony Mowbray picks his arse
And sniffs his middle finger
Tony Mowbray picks his arse
And sniffs his middle finger
Oh oh oh oh oh ....