Sunnyvale_Loyal
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Someone get a gif of those African dancing pallbearers up.
Terry Munro Obituary
- Thread starter Alkie Brooks
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Buffalobluebear
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I assume there will be steak pie at the wake as is sellick wayIt is with a heavy heart, great sadness, bitter regret and endless recriminations, the Celtic family announce the death of Terry Munro, who passed away after a short and cowardly battle with The Famous. He is survived by Peter, who betrayed his trust, Neic, who broke his heart, and a shit load of moonhowlers called either Declan, Mick or John Paul.
There will be a funeral mass at Our Lady of Perpetual Grievance & Separate Entity after the long-awaited January review and fabled trip to Japan have been completed.
Terry respectfully requested six players from Celtic's first team to be his pall bearers, so they can let him down one last time.
Come for the sense of entitlement, stay for the drunken brawl.
"Do not go gentle into that good night
Rage, rage if your season's been shite!"
Barcelona Bandit
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What about the whip round for the great Magaluf tatooist?It is with a heavy heart, great sadness, bitter regret and endless recriminations, the Celtic family announce the death of Terry Munro, who passed away after a short and cowardly battle with The Famous. He is survived by Peter, who betrayed his trust, Neic, who broke his heart, and a shit load of moonhowlers called either Declan, Mick or John Paul.
There will be a funeral mass at Our Lady of Perpetual Grievance & Separate Entity after the long-awaited January review and fabled trip to Japan have been completed.
Terry respectfully requested six players from Celtic's first team to be his pall bearers, so they can let him down one last time.
Come for the sense of entitlement, stay for the drunken brawl.
"Do not go gentle into that good night
Rage, rage if your season's been shite!"
Crass as %^*&.
Rangerista
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And a pillow to rest his head on in eternity-
cradletograve
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Don't really see how it's crass at all. It's clever and funny.
You do know that no real person has died, don't you?
With the evidence "lost" by humza useless.
Alkie Brooks
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You seem fun.
babaji
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That's terrible, you shouldn't be saying things like that...
...I've got to cross the bridge every weekday to get to work so hopefully we clinch the league on a weekend...
Partickger
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My boy lollipop at the grave-side followed by a punch up.
RoofeIsOnFire
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Getting that as a full page ad in a paper after we win the league is a must
Moe Johnson
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Funeral after the trip to Japan? Guess that means the body is gonna get mighty smelly
daviesmithsbookie
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Steak and sausage pie!I assume there will be steak pie at the wake as is sellick way
Alkie Brooks
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Sweet_Home_Alabama
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Oh yes! But the Dylan Thomas adaptation was feckin genius Alkie.Pall bearers letting him down one last time. That’s brilliant
Jasetheace
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Brilliant
Conlig Loyal
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I heard he was only 55. So sad, so young, so funny.
Lance Uppercut
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Langland
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I love this meme. You can post this picture without writing anything else and everyone get it. Quality."It's not even a good obituary"
TQ3
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@Alkie Brooks Im still laughing at that line.
Alkie Brooks
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Actual LOL
Sam English
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No change there then.
Alkie Brooks
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Shameless bump cos...well, just because.
Roon ye, Declan.
Roon ye, Declan.
