Tesco Burnley selling Celtic 2019 Calendars

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  1. Burnleybluenose

    Burnleybluenose Member

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    WTAF? Man Utd and Chelsea calendars I can accept here in North West England. But - Smelltic? At least there were loads of them left. Does make you think their marketing department are getting into everywhere/everyone and are miles ahead of us at moment.
     
  2. Vamos_buffalo

    Vamos_buffalo Well-Known Member

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    Fvck them
     
  3. Marstonbear

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    They won't sell any.

    Everyone in Burnley supports Burnley, except for OP
     
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    Hide them... near or in the loose potato section. Or just fling them in-between the fridges? On top of freezers? Get creative.
     
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  5. Burnleybluenose

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    There are a good number of bears in Burnley. But true Burnley fans are reknowned for following their team.
     
  6. Burnleybluenose

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    No need - no-one will buy that shit. Incredulous to see though - in Burnley!!!!!
     
  7. Supermac1872

    Supermac1872 Well-Known Member Official Ticketer

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    Will be the equivalent of a supermarkets loss-leader for the tims. Even though they’ll probably make little to no money, they have a presence there.

    Speculate to accumulate and all that. Feck knows if it actually works, but it’s advertisement all the same.
     
  8. kingstonbear

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    Waste of money to manufacture things that you don't sell.

    I know that this changes on Saturday but we don't have a retail outlet never mind worrying about what Tesco in Burnley are stocking.
     
  9. Realger34

    Realger34 Well-Known Member

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    This, and some pictures of the end result please.
     
  10. J Dawg

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    Don't fancy opening the door to one of them. God knows what lurks behind closed doors with that mhob.
     
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  11. LiviLoyal

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    Think it’s a normal calendar mate, no an advent calendar :D
     
  12. Supermac1872

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    Afterthought, why the feck has the OP not posted a photo of said calanders being plonked in the freezers, Potato aisle or bin???
     
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  13. Burnleybluenose

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    Already left the building - back home now, in disgust.
     
  14. J Dawg

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    Ahhhhh ok. Cheers mate lol. No doubt it misses out Rememberence Day and the 12th July though.
     
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    What a thread that was.
     
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    Funny as f.uck and very immature, loved it!
     
  17. Gary

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    You better have covered them up OP.
     
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  18. one rangers one love

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    Put parental guidance stickers on them
     
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  19. Superrangers

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    Man U and Liverpool yes, not Chelsea.
     
  20. DJ Blue

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    Rangers ones are sold out.
     
  21. Arminius

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    Outrageous that not one potato has been photographed beside said offensive items.

    Really poor show from the OP :D
     
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  22. DJ Blue

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    Some tarrier need help with the months in the year

    [​IMG]
     
  23. RutherglenGer72

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    Normal in their world is very different to the rest of civilised society mate
     
  24. Arminius

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    That's Asda price :D
     
  25. Superrangers

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    Hopefully he does die hard.
     
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  26. Arminius

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    That is glorious.

    Self confessed inbreeding :D :D :D

    LOL
     
  27. Modfather

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    Lift the lot (wear gloves) and put them in the toilet roll section.
     
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  28. Shengus Malengus

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    Straight from the arse’s mouth.

    Incest FC.
     
  29. tazzabear

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    Marketing team only deserve credit if they market their product where it can be sold or has future potential.
    Does a septic callendar in a place like Burnley qualify?
     
  30. tazzabear

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    No.
    I’m sure a town like Burnley still has a number of houses burning coal.
    So, in with the fire lighters.
     
  31. Shengus Malengus

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    If their marketing department are papping goods into areas that won’t sell their guff, I’m more inclined to think they are fucking useless.
     
  32. Bobby Russell

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    Keep them away from the boys clothing section ffs.
     
  33. PunkScott

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    During 9-in-a-row it was common to see similar for us in England. Now, not so much :(
     
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  34. Johnny Fontane

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    It may be the only way they'll get the tarrier bastards to not shoplift. They'll be so desperate to prove that they're pyoor sellick froo and froo that they'll be only too happy to pay for them.
     
  35. Empire

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    When I lived in South Yorkshire from around early 2010 - late 2011 nearly every weekend at the shops and in particular Meadowhall in Sheffield I’d see someone wearing something Celtic related. Wasn’t the same person either
     
  36. Govan Ger

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    Don't think the people of Burnley care much for celtic after the tarriers ran riot there during a Anglo Scottish cup game.
     
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  37. Superrangers

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    No but it was the same top.
     
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  38. pelem

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    Cover them up with Save the Children calendars.
     
  39. a_weir

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    Probably thought they were ordering in Boston Celtics.
     
  40. Sam English

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    He explains - he was born inbred
     
  41. pelem

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    The family will be sharing the one item of clothing as its turn about tae visit the shops for a pilfer.
     
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    A Lesbian boy, must be fae Asia.
     
  43. pelem

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    Could have been Yeovil playing one of the Sheffield clubs.


    Fuuk sake, anybody want tae join in the thread.
     
  44. Lono

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    Did you lift them all, and do something like I did with their kids annuals ? Over a dozen of them at the bottom of a freezer, covered in bags of potato chips, hopefully fvcked.

    Did similar with a book they brought out years ago...there was a gap between the unit they were on(a long bookstand) an all of them were posted through and no doubt still in there years later. Fvck them. Rancid, weirdo, twisted, perverted, bigoted fvckpigs. An embarrassment to Scotland.

    They Lord it over everyone whilst on top and treat all other Clubs and fans with disdain, while all along they are the blot on the landscape...
     
  45. Papa Sasac

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    As are fans of most teams :)
     
  46. Sam English

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    Class, mate :D
     
  47. Lono

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    Still to this day Sam, I've no idea where I dropped my BJK ink stamp. You know the kind...push down, it revolves inside, spring-loaded and self inking. You can have made to any kind. Used to use it to emblaze BJK inside the pages of Pravda(Sellick View).

    Always wondered what their expression were when they got home and began reading through...:cool:

    I really should have another ordered.
     
  48. Knightswoodbear

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    If it was a celtic advent calendar you could have opened the wee doors. Would have been dissapointed right enough, it would be wee tiny skeletons instead of chocolates behind the doors.
     
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    You have a duty of care to all your fellow shoppers , get them off view by our tried and tested merchandise placement scheme, it is your duty to place something in front of them so the local kids don’t get scared.
     
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  50. Superrangers

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    The doors wouldn’t open. Everything kept behind closed doors.
     
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