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A Brexit means Brexit penalty a la Sean Dyche.
Good shout, bud.This proves why I should have in the classroom more than on the football pitch.
I would count that as 18 areas
Somebody made that very point.There is less margin for error when hitting it high.
That isn’t what the caption showed.Statistically playing it right down the middle is the most successful but it’s not done as often because you look like a fud when it doesn’t come off. There’s a cracking chapter about it in the Freakenomics book about it. The success rate on the data set was 81%.
No chance are most keepers left handed.Top right. Most keeper are left handed so it’s high to their weak side.
Too early I’m the morning, I meant most are right handed, hence why I’ve suggested shooting to their left.No chance are most keepers left handed.
I was thinking bottom corner either side. Why do you think it’s better to go for the side that the keeper kicks the ball with?Bottom corner of which ever foot the keeper kicks the ball with
They need to push with their weaker foot to dive to that side.I was thinking bottom corner either side. Why do you think it’s better to go for the side that the keeper kicks the ball with?
Agree, and not just our players. The number of shots that go over the barNot penalties, but if I had a pound for everytime I shout at one of our players to keep their shot below the bar...and then sigh, we'll I'd be a millionaire.
It's unforgivable in my books. Keep the ball below the bar.
You must have read the same comics as me !! Was it the guy called Briggs in the Hornet who at one point in the comic strip reckoned if you placed the keeper in the centre of the goal with one hand outstretched above his head and drew an arc of his rotation left or right then the bits where the keeper couldn't reach any penalty were obvious ? The best place was either the top right or top left corners of the goal. ?Just watching a piece showing the area of the goal where most penalties are scored.
It seems to be shoot outs only but I’m not sure a wider sample would show anything different.
It’s appear that anything shot over five, maybe six foot, ends up a goal.
Either side of the keeper.
These results don’t surprise me.
It’s something I was taught nearly fifty years back.
Keepers don’t dive up the way!
Expanding this a bit, it never ceases to amaze me how many players insist on keeping the ball low when shooting close in, inside the penalty box, just to make a distinction.
Defenders diving in getting a block, again they aren’t diving or falling up the way, keepers and defenders getting a block with their legs or feet.
Lifting the ball a bit takes the lucky legs out of the equation leaving only the ball being at a “good height” for the keeper to negotiate.
Why do players keep doing it?
I put it down to a couple of things.
One, the “you must hit the target/make the keeper work” idea.
Okay, if it’s not on target you don’t score but if the ball is too near the keeper, what’s the point.
What is the target anyway?
I’d say a foot inside the post, hit the inside of the side netting.
The second reason is that they’re sh1t scared of putting the ball over the bar and being accused of ballooning it.
So, they just err to much and make the keeper look good.
But, it was on target!
Well, that’s my rant for tonight.
Side netting, just like Gazza used to doJust watching a piece showing the area of the goal where most penalties are scored.
It seems to be shoot outs only but I’m not sure a wider sample would show anything different.
It’s appear that anything shot over five, maybe six foot, ends up a goal.
Either side of the keeper.
These results don’t surprise me.
It’s something I was taught nearly fifty years back.
Keepers don’t dive up the way!
Expanding this a bit, it never ceases to amaze me how many players insist on keeping the ball low when shooting close in, inside the penalty box, just to make a distinction.
Defenders diving in getting a block, again they aren’t diving or falling up the way, keepers and defenders getting a block with their legs or feet.
Lifting the ball a bit takes the lucky legs out of the equation leaving only the ball being at a “good height” for the keeper to negotiate.
Why do players keep doing it?
I put it down to a couple of things.
One, the “you must hit the target/make the keeper work” idea.
Okay, if it’s not on target you don’t score but if the ball is too near the keeper, what’s the point.
What is the target anyway?
I’d say a foot inside the post, hit the inside of the side netting.
The second reason is that they’re sh1t scared of putting the ball over the bar and being accused of ballooning it.
So, they just err to much and make the keeper look good.
But, it was on target!
Well, that’s my rant for tonight.
A goalies standing foot is their strongest in a penalty situation, thats why most right footed goalies prefer diving to their leftThey need to push with their weaker foot to dive to that side.
As kids we were always taught to go bottom corner. Not to play the ball across your own box.
Games changed since then now.
Being from Govan, where did you steal the comics ?You must have read the same comics as me !! Was it the guy called Briggs in the Hornet who at one point in the comic strip reckoned if you placed the keeper in the centre of the goal with one hand outstretched above his head and drew an arc of his rotation left or right then the bits where the keeper couldn't reach any penalty were obvious ? The best place was either the top right or top left corners of the goal. ?
Most epic fail of this top corner technique was 1972 by Dixie Deans at Parkhead on the same night Rangers beat Bayern thus giving birth to the then famous chant;
Dixie Deans superstar,
F***ed the ball right over the bar.
Thus Celtc lost out 5-4 on penalties to Inter in the second leg of the European Cup Semi Final
Mind you that was before 6ft 6 ins goalies came on the scene.
In the back of the net.
Shearer was a great penalty takerNone of your Jorginho or Pogba pìsh.
Just a normal run up and fùcking leather it into the net.
I am a luddite who also thinks all goals should be celebrated the way Shearer used to, unless its against the beggars then several get it up you's are mandatory.
Took well over a hundred penalties in my time.Top right hand corner if you are right footed.
It does look brilliant when it works though.Hit it hard and aim for the top left or right corner.
Not of this modern paneka shit, or stuttering runs.
Agree 100%, pick a corner, stick to your choice and hit it low and hard.Hard and low. Post and in.
I still don’t like it. It’s tempting the football Gods to curse youIt does look brilliant when it works though.
It’s not a theory. You’re absolutely spot on.A couple of my theories:
Penalty takers keep it low because you can hit the ball over the goal, you can't hit it under.
Top corners are the most difficult to save, but the most difficult to score. Gravity will affect a keeper's dive so most keepers will reach a bottom corner quicker than a top corner.
I don't watch a lot of football outside Rangers but I think Harry Kane is the best I've seen at consistently putting penalties in the top corner (not saying he's the best ever). I don't remember many (if any) penalty saves in the top corner, there has been plenty in bottom corners, not least by our very own, Shagger!
What caption? I don’t follow?That isn’t what the caption showed.
It was a caption/piece/item/segment/clip/display on Sky the other night.What caption? I don’t follow?