The crackpot Celtic podcast and the caffeine suppositories

[Arranger]

Take your caffeine yins and shove them up your arsè!

 

[The Gooner]

It’s strange seeing the elephant in the room talking about the elephant in the room.

 

[chilebear]

For those who don't have a Vimeo account

https://twitter.com/x/status/1575461426998779905

WTF? What the actual fek goes on in their heads?
They are an embarrassment to society

 

[55degreesnorth]

Watch out WADA, they'll need to develop new technology for spot caffeine testing.

 

[The Hooded Claw]

For all the good these suppositories do you'd be as well shoving them up your arse

 

[Dylanbear]

For those who don't have a Vimeo account

https://twitter.com/x/status/1575461426998779905

They look exactly how you’d expect convicts on the nonce wing of Barlinnie to look.

 

[Ambiorix]

I've heard that Sands insists on Americano suppositories, whereas Ridvan prefers Turkish coffee. Davo simply refuses to waste good whisky by shoving it up his arse.

 

[JamboReid1874]

“Crackpot Celtic podcast” = all 19th century terrorist podcasts.

The one on the left looks like that fat slug Cosgrove.
One on the right wants his hard drive checking.

Even Haggerty, formerly of the Daily Rebel, had enough of the moonhowling and started his own podcast.

I’m sure it’s equally mental.

 

[bluewonder]

I hope Liverpool supply us with a fresh batch after the game on Tuesday.

 

[Bluetill]

Getting rid of lunatic asylums was a big mistake. Bring them back for crackpots like them. They never cease to amaze me with their insane rambling bampottery.

Bampottery ,,,lollol brilliant.

 

[Blue Trossachs]

The Lunatics are on The Grass, Crack, Heroine, Valium, Cocaine & Caffine!!!

 

[DavieM]

He's no crackpot - it's well known we are on the strongest and finest columbian coffee on the black market.

Mind you I never knew we were shoving it up our arses ...

 

[Blu_ultra]

What’s the matter with these folk? Also, we’ve been shyte for about a year, so I’d contest that we are displaying signs of ‘over performance’.

 

[GovanFront4]

Wait till they find out that the DUP are not only funding us but were also conducting our Covid tests.

The DUP/UVF money has made such a difference too.

 

[Whitehorse]

Aye a kick up they ar5e would br more appropriate than
suppositories this season so far! But.... what a pair of fud monkeys those two are...on the bright side at least the streets are safe when they are indoors doing their pish chat

 

[Rangerista]

"Ya couple a fannies!"

 

[Business_Bear]

The crackpot Celtic podcast and the caffeine suppositories

THESE PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY MENTAL!

Vimeo

vimeo.com

Next press conference -

“So, how many of these caffeine suppositories are you wearing right now?”

Looks like Jon Daly's just duffed a drive off his coupon.

 

[Gers72]

"Congratulations to Rangers on their levels of over performance "

that's glorious

We should all thank him for recognizing our levels of performance that would make his day being acknowledged on FF couple oh fannies

 

[TheFrenchTank]

I always thought he was OK and fair for one of them.

He was listenable, put it that way.

Aye, he's not the worst. He seems to be quite a nice bloke.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Phew for a minute there I thought they had found out about the batch of Coca cola and Askits from the 70s we had stashed.

 

[Aragorn]

Am sure there is a place for Caffeine Suppositories, meantime however I will continue to enjoy a large Costa Latte with an extra shot along with my morning croissant.

 

[JamboReid1874]

I always thought he was OK and fair for one of them.

He was listenable, put it that way.

Aye he has some semblance of actual humanity about him. Speaks well about Rangers legends of the past also.

 

[RLoyal]

This is them all in a nutshell. (as painful as this is to type) they are the Champions, they are top of the league and just horsed us 4-0.... And yet, yet they still want to be the victims somehow. A truly weird state of mind

 

[The Director]

Celtic FC? Thats The Paedophile club isn’t it? Scum.

 

[AnglianBear]

RANGERS have today announced a four year sponsorship deal with Maxwell House, the Record understands.

The deal with the coffee giants is expected to be worth a mindboggling £200m over the next year.

The Record has already seen details of the away strip design next season with a brown breast topped off with a milky topping.

A spokeswoman for Maxwell House, Ellie Fantinroom told us "We are so happy to be entering the football market with such a great club steeped in not only footballing history but years of coffee misuse."

 

[Emperor Smith]

oh no weve been found out where did they get the info from!!!!

They have finally got to the bottom of the scandal.
(Geddit, geddit)

 

[strathavenbear]

What a throbber.

Funnily when the beggars overrun teams it's due to superior fitness, skill, tactics.
Any other teams it's due to caffeine, drugs, voodoo, referees, DUP, Masons, Trump, Biden, Putin and countless others.

 

[goaaaal]

Getting rid of lunatic asylums was a big mistake. Bring them back for crackpots like them. They never cease to amaze me with their insane rambling bampottery.

The irony is Lennox Castle is already a home from home for the the green and grey bampots .

Maybe time to reinstate the facility and get them out of society

 

[sirstevefleming]

Fatty fatty toad boy

 

[TheProdfather]

think we've been using decaf this season

 

[Andre55]

the `sweeping under the carpet` statement from a septic supporter is unbelievable

 

[AchtungBaby]

That goblin on the right: tell me you're a Celtic fan without telling me your a Celtic fan.

 

[the ox 66]

fekkin mental that lot, he needs a new jacket… fuckin straight jacket

 

[ST15 Loyal]

I'd rather not waste any time listening to a pair of soap dodgers but I get the gist that they are referring to a different elephant. Sweep sweep puddledrinkers, it'll all come out soon enough about your rancid organisation.

 

[mdingwall]

This madness needs a reprise.

 

[Wishy]

Absolute screwballs

 

[sofakineazy]

I am hoping that they will be this season's Just Us Tims.

 

[temperance]

There is an elephant in the room that they won’t talk about.

 

[renfrewger]

lmao that video is nuts man, I hope we see more of that this season

 

[Thedogman]

I'd rather not waste any time listening to a pair of soap dodgers but I get the gist that they are referring to a different elephant. Sweep sweep puddledrinkers, it'll all come out soon enough about your rancid organisation.

That particular elephant is so big it can't fit in any room.

More of a Mammoth than an Elephant tbf...

 

[Clementime]

The mentally ill Knewconians of ACSOM are hypocrites.

As has been pointed out, 50 years of child abuse is kept hush hush.
The subject no Knewconian must discuss, don't speak of it and it will go away.

Nope Knewco, that is not going to happen.

Your club and support is a disgusting cult, born out of hatred and nourished on bigotry.

Your need to be offended drives you on decade after decade.
A disease festering among Scottish society, is what you and your club is.

More about hatred of Rangers, than love of Celtic.
You are genuinely f*caked in the head ya filthy animals.

 

[KL82]

WTF! It just goes to show the mentality of them!

 

[Partickger]

There’s only one ‘elephant in the room’ when it comes to Scottish football and no-one wants to talk about it.

 

[Terry Monroe 8&1/4]

:shh: He's no crackpot - it's well known we are on the strongest and finest columbian coffee on the black market.

Mind you I never knew we were shoving it up our arses ...

That's the reason why we let our Alfredo Morales leave he could no longer get a supply

 

[vicbex]

Right Bassey, I can make you super fit and have an engine like a train, all i need you to do is bend over so I can shove this up your arse before every game.


Aye ok, that will go well

They do seem obsessed with anal penetration. Must be a bhoys thing.

 

[vicbex]

lmao that video is nuts man, I hope we see more of that this season

Perhaps they were altar bhoys or should that be altered bhoys?

 

[fazerboy]

The power of Sevco compels them.

 

[BigBertsMaw]

Douwe eggberts, other brands are also available.

 

[Solarstone]

They can stick their suppositories up their arse

 

[Wamphray_Loyal]

They do seem obsessed with anal penetration. Must be a bhoys thing.

Do you know why they spell boys with an h inserted ?