The I'm-Grandmaster-Suck-for-the-day back pages thread

[SM™]

Good morning to all the Bears stuck in Blighty. Up yours to those abroad.











(Note that the big bad Rangers fans propaganda is just starting to edge its way in there)

 

[SM™]

(Locking to I get the other one)

 

[SM™]

 

[Zico]

Thats good, but not as good as when Mark does it

 

[SM™]

Thats good, but not as good as when Mark does it

Have I got to go down and take a photo of my table in the kitchen, so you can see it at the edges like when he does it?

3 days? Or do I go for the full week?

 

[Doakes Loyal]

Exemplary work, will read again.

 

[Corkie]

Glasgow Times wins, 9 different front pages.

 

[kenikinif]

Hurt dripping out of them with the filth agonisingly lost in 03
Whereas DU and Rangers just went close

 

[SM™]

Glasgow Times wins, 9 different front pages.

Not got it. Herald's a maybe, and Scottish Times is an almost-certain, but no earlier than 0830.

That's our time. Those who stayed loyal to Her Majesty. Not you Franco-worshippers on the Costa Del Crime.

 

[Shropshire_Bear]

Thanks for stepping in.

 

[Hateley's Mullet]

Thanks Mark.

 

[SM™]

Thanks Mark.

No bother, sweetheart.

 

[TimzRFudz]

Nice tie, definite improvement!

 

[Ataturk]

Almost all the Record pundits tipping us to win gives me the fear. They’re all complete halfwits.

 

[Theblueloyal]

Can we talk about cats............

 

[possilbear2]

B+ not bad

 

[Professor Yaffle]

Have you plumped up for the role mate?

 

[SouthWalesGer]

Thanks

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Have I got to go down and take a photo of my table in the kitchen, so you can see it at the edges like when he does it?

3 days? Or do I go for the full week?

Highlighting the boss’s amateurism is worthy of a ban.

Full week.

 

[HarryBosch]

Gordon Parks predicting what he hopes will happen.

 

[Steven D]

If you're Mark for the day, are we descending into Martial Law and general chaos for him to return and find a pile of burned wires where his server used to be?

Or are you planning on going full Totalitarian?

 

[Davieblue1977]

Cheers SM

 

[SM™]

Can we talk about cats............

I'm allergic to the bastards.

Gas them.



Anyone says anything about the dugs and it's a lifetime ban, in memory of Shep, Lassie, the Littlest Hobo, and Rusty off Glen Michael's Cavalcade.

 

[Caldow3]

Cheers SM. Appreciated.

 

[Sam English]

Have I got to go down and take a photo of my table in the kitchen, so you can see it at the edges like when he does it?

3 days? Or do I go for the full week?

Just remember, SM.

You're only an apprentice.

Don't forget that

 

[Ataturk]

Anyone says anything about the dugs and it's a lifetime ban, in memory of Shep, Lassie, the Littlest Hobo, and Rusty off Glen Michael's Cavalcade.

With Dingers away this is now a Rangers dogs thread:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1166091960530219008

 

[Barrymoped]

Almost all the Record pundits tipping us to win gives me the fear. They’re all complete halfwits.

Apart from Gordon Parks who is as bitter a shettleston as they come.

He is also utterly useless at everything he has ever done in his life, so him tipping Frankfurt actually makes me feel better.

 

[vicbex]

Have I got to go down and take a photo of my table in the kitchen, so you can see it at the edges like when he does it?

3 days? Or do I go for the full week?

Top notch.

No place for sentiment.

 

[Melanchthon]

Thanks - great reading which will stop me getting any work done today!

 

[Atheist Bear]

I think it’s worth mentioning that the abuse Iona fyfe has received is shameful. I know Twitter is a cesspit but these are Rangers supporters, and I can’t abide abuse of woman online or otherwise. Cut it out you small dick twats.

 

[SM™]

Unlike Mark, I read papers with big words in them.

Honest, they've got "dodecahedron" in the obituaries section.

 

[Loyal72]

Hoovering up his job and doing it better, he'll be distraught.

Cheers SM!

 

[islalewis]

No mention of Tom Stoltman when referencing the upturn in Scottish sporting achievements

 

[Herindoors]

That photo of Gerrard's dug cracks me up, look at the cheeser on it.

 

[SM™]

 

[km_2083]

Almost all the Record pundits tipping us to win gives me the fear. They’re all complete halfwits.

Beat me too it, all except that pr!ck parks tip us

 

[Ataturk]

Here’s the Inverness Courier with surely the obscure ex-player giving his thoughts:

Rangers game is "massive" says Inverness born former player

Former Rangers keeper has hailed tonight's game against Frankfurt as "massive" for the club.

www.inverness-courier.co.uk

I’ve literally never heard of him! At least Billy Urquhart played for the first team.

 

[Ataturk]

Some articles from the Diario De Sevilla. They should translate automatically when you click on them.

Dos Glasgow, una sola Sevilla, el mismo Cernuda

Evocación. Hace cuatro alcaldes y cuatro presidentes del Gobierno, el otro equipo de Glasgow también jugó una final en Sevilla, en el estadio de la Cartuja contra el Oporto

www-diariodesevilla-es.translate.goog

Alemanes y escoceses, locos por derretirse bajo el sol de Sevilla

Aficionados del Eintracht y del Rangers disfrutan de la ciudad Dónde ver la final de la UEFA Europa League Las imágenes de los hinchas del Eintracht y del Rangers en Sevilla

www-diariodesevilla-es.translate.goog

Urinarios públicos en Sevilla: ¿un adelanto de la Semana Santa de 2023?

La instalación de este equipamiento junto a la iglesia del Salvador ha generado una gran polémica El alcalde avanzó que para la Semana Santa de 2023 se instalarán más urinarios en el Casco Antiguo Urinarios públicos junto a la iglesia del Salvador de Sevilla por la final de la Europa League

www-diariodesevilla-es.translate.goog

Ramón Sánchez-Pizjuán, un nombre que sabe a hierba

La final de la Europa League entre Eintracht y Glasgow Rangers, clubes de honda tradición continental, supondrá otro hito para el coliseo sevillista, que inspira un aura especial en las competiciones internacionales

www-diariodesevilla-es.translate.goog

Eintracht - Rangers: Una final de la Europa League en Sevilla con sabor añejo

El Ramón Sánchez-Pizjuán se viste de gala para acoger un partido entre el Eintracht de Fráncfort y el Rangers de Glasgow, dos históricos de Europa Se repiten los incidentes de los hinchas del Eintracht en el Paseo de Colón Datos y curiosidades de las finales

www-diariodesevilla-es.translate.goog

 

[RWL12]

Unlike Mark, I read papers with big words in them.

Honest, they've got "dodecahedron" in the obituaries section.

And you published the crossword.

Im going to spend an hour or 5 doing that now.

 

[Big Hepy]

This is better than sucks attempts. 5/5 would read again

 

[SM™]

And you published the crossword.

Im going to spend an hour or 5 doing that now.

Looking for help with this one in the Sun crossword - 4 across; Animal that likes to act (3 letters, anagram)

Bit blurry when you click on these ones, but it lets you download the original image which is clear.

























(To the tune of Hey, You, The Rock Steady Crew)

Hey! Suck!
Yer papers thread's muck,
Let SM do it from now on,
You go and take a f*ck

 

[SM™]

Last, and very least, it's Greenock. In this picture you will see every non-RC in Greenock.





Meanwhile Port Glasgow stands staunch and true, orange and blue, with its fabulous Presbyterian castle and all the shops that shut down in Greenock to move away from the smack-addicted shoplifters who inhabit the place.

God Bless the Port!

(You take care of yourself and the boy, Tam, my fellow follicly-challenged Bluenose!)

 

[Chinggis_could_I_khant]

Good morning to all the Bears stuck in Blighty. Up yours to those abroad.











(Note that the big bad Rangers fans propaganda is just starting to edge its way in there)

So Dundee Utd. went close; Rangers went close; Celtic agonisingly lost.

They just can't help themselves!

 

[Govan36]

Shouldn't have bothered with the Gherald, full of sh!te from Matthew Lindsay In Seville ( hoping we get beat ) but thanks for posting the back pages anyway.

 

[Govan36]

I'm allergic to the bastards.

Gas them.



Anyone says anything about the dugs and it's a lifetime ban, in memory of Shep, Lassie, the Littlest Hobo, and Rusty off Glen Michael's Cavalcade.

Rusty off Glen Michael's Cavalcade. and Rudi ( auld juker loyal )

And Bamse (Norwegian for "(male) bear", "teddy bear" or "big boy"

Bamse (dog) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Bannerman]

Glasgow Times wins, 9 different front pages.

 

[TQ3]

Fantastic coverage, thanks boss.

 

[SM™]

Where's the cover of the Socialist Worker?

 

[SM™]

Got this from Suck about 10 minutes ago. He got a ticket at the very last minute. Absolutely delighted for him.