The one massive benefit of a wet pitch for us

[Blue Tack]

The joy of witnessing the Alfie slide on his knees when he scores ,the wee man will be sliding hundreds of feet.

 

[longtimedead]

That made me smile

4/1 Alfie anytime and we win in 90 minutes will keep the smile going

 

[punk]

Oh please make it so my friend

 

[Corporal Clegg]

I always worry about his knees when he does that, especially on a dry pitch. A slow bow would suffice.

 

[goaaaal]

Wet weather should be a god send for a team of divers but then it's the Semtex way.

Christie et al will already be playing to those instructions to ensure Mr Collum doesn't disappoint Lemons expectations .

 

[theateam]

Wet weather should be a god send for a team of divers but then it's the Semtex way.

Christie et al will already be playing to those instructions to ensure Mr Collum doesn't disappoint Lemons expectations .

Christie & Jullien 10 dives each for me. A feather would knock these 2 over

 

[sprally]

Shoot on sight

 

[northernbear45]

kent to tear them apart and alfie to score a double

 

[weesp]

Fire as many low shots at Forster. He's shite trying to get down low

 

[TerrySilverLoyal]

I'd fucking love that

Will shut them up about him

 

[Bumplittledipper]

The main benefit of heavy rain for Septic is that their fans will get a wash

 

[texascot]

The joy of witnessing the Alfie slide on his knees when he scores ,the wee man will be sliding hundreds of feet.

Like this one - Geico commercial here in USA