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Scotland end Euro 2020 journey but begin new one as beautiful and brutal Modric twists the knife - Keith Jackson's big match verdict
A galling defeat to Croatia ended our chances but there's plenty to be optimistic about going forward.
He slid a stiletto into Scotland ’s heart at Hampden last night.
But at least Luka Modric did it with such a sense of style and artistry that it was almost possible to forgive him at the same time.
With an outrageous flick of the right boot that doubles up as a magic wand, this wizard with tousled hair destroyed our Group D campaign.
For Scotland, despite restoring a great deal of pride, a group stage once again ended in the kind of abject misery only ever meant for us.
While the Danes and the Welsh find a way towards a happy ending this summer, Steve Clarke and his players may well end up being regarded as this tournament’s hard luck story.
That is, as if we needed another one of them.
In the end it felt like they were going out with a whimper after Modric had conjured a killer third goal for fellow old-timer Ivan Perisic to head home 13 minutes from time.
But the scoreline does not tell the full story.
It rarely does with this Scotland side, who fought back bravely from 1-0 down to level through Callum McGregor just before the half-time whistle sounded.
For a while, that strike had an entire nation clinging to the kind of dreams which always end up the property of someone else.
For the third game in a row there was no shortage of heroic performers in Clarke’s side.
Neither was there any lack of chances for them to miss in front of goal.
All of which just seemed to make it more painful and cruel than we knew it was destined to be.
Having spent two days agonising over how to fill a hole the size of Billy Gilmour ’s gargantuan talent, Clarke finally settled on a return to plan A.
A for Armstrong.
Having started the opener here against the Czechs – and then being benched to make room for Gilmour at Wembley on Friday – Southampton man Stuart returned to midfield, even though his skill set is entirely different to that of the 20-year-old he was replacing.
But with Old Man Modric sitting in the centre of Croatia’s ageing side, the manager was banking on throwing as much energy as he could muster on top of Real Madrid’s little maestro.
In fact, right from the kick-off it seemed as if Scotland’s real game plan was to run all over the top of these men in their famous tablecloths.
Moments in, Kieran Tierney was raking a long diagonal ball into the path of Stephen O’Donnell down Scotland’s right flank.

The rampaging full-back got on the end of it and won a corner inside the opening 20 seconds.

It was Scotland’s way of attempting to set a tempo too ferocious for the visitors to handle.
The only slight problem in all of this was finding the net. Chances came, just like they have done in every one of their group encounters.
But Scotland’s unwanted inability to convert any of them refused to leave them alone.
Che Adams really ought to have helped himself to an opener just five minutes in after Tierney had surged off down the left for the first time.
John McGinn tried to pick the striker out with a floated cross, which was begging to be headed.
Instead, Adams leapt and tried to get his boot on it when any kind of contact would have done.
Croatia’s grateful keeper Dominik Livakovic was then able to claw the ball away from danger but he was not out of the firing line.
Adams did take a crack at his goal from distance soon after, having chased on to a Lyndon Dykes headed flick, but it whistled wide.
When the Croats did manage to get possession, they did everything to take the sting out of this onslaught as if this was a training session rather than a knock-out decider. This plodding pace fooled Scotland into a defensive lull after just 16 minutes when the Croats came lumbering forward without anyone appearing to notice.
Even when Modric picked up possession 20 yards from goal the danger didn’t seem to register.
However, the veteran slipped a pass out to the Croatian right and when the cross came in, O’Donnell was unable to match Perisic in the air.
His cushioned header dropped to Nikola Vlasic who fired home and, in a split second, Hampden was washed over by a horrible silence.
It could have been worse had David Marshall not then pulled off a wonderful fingertip save to keep out a Modric rocket soon after,
even if his stop wasn’t spotted by the match officials who failed to award the corner.
Scotland needed to give themselves a shake before this all got away from them and they did.
McGinn was next to misplace his shooting boots at the other end, tamely side-footing a shot into Livakovic’s grasp after being set up by a Dykes toe-poke.
Then came further bad news when the outstanding Grant Hanley pulled up clutching a hamstring.
He was replaced by Scott McKenna, who was booked for a clumsy first foul before he’d even touched the ball.
But then, just when it seemed Scotland’s luck had run out on them, came McGregor’s moment of magic at the end of another raid on the Croatian box.
The ball was cleared to the Celtic man 20 yards from goal and as soon as he took a touch to get it under control, the rest was never in doubt.
With a firm, assured swipe of his right boot he sent the ball thudding into the bottom corner of Livakovic’s net, rekindling Scotland’s fire until it was raging again.
So here they were, taking us all down to the wire and the final 45 minutes, knowing one slip-up at the wrong moment could end it all.
Scott McTominay must have feared the worst when he overran the ball stepping out from the back. One pass later the Croats had sent Josko Gvardiol thundering in on top of Marshall but the keeper saved the day with a brave block.
Marshall then pulled off another superb stop to deny Perisic after a delightful Modric ball over the top, without realising that the attacker had strayed an inch or two offside.
It was heart in mouth stuff now and when McGinn hurled himself at Armstrong’s cross only to fire wide, it felt as if another big moment had come and gone without being taken.
A couple of minutes later Modric was making sure of it with his wonder strike. He popped up on the edge of the box and with an audacious swipe of his right boot curled one high into Marshall’s top right-hand corner.
It was beautiful and brutal all at once.
And the agony was piled on when Perisic then rose to glance home Modric’s pinpoint corner in the 77th minute.
For Clarke and his side, there is at least the solace of knowing this is only the start of their journey together.


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Rampaging? literally speechless.
 
Hard luck story? Beaten twice at home and a draw? Where's the hard luck in that? Simply not good enough.
As long as pats on the back are handed out for just getting there nothing will change.

Scotland are 8 teams out of 24 that got knocked out. Three draws will put you through ffs.

The one game they should have targeted to win he started without Gilmour and Adams.
 
And there lies the problem. Clowns like this that talk up defeat as if it’s some amazing thing. We have produced an absolute abundance of talent over the years but get nowhere, it’s a fucking cardinal sin that we perform so poorly at international level. But that will never change whilst we have halfwits like Jackson glorifying failure as some kind of wonderful achievement.
Know what, the English pundits and media are a pain in the hole at times with their arrogance etc but they know the team they have is capable of performing better and they’ll call it out for what it is. Our media don’t because it’s a pals act.
 
Slightly of topic but it's like the save Marshall makes at 1-1 that's then called off side. The commentators went o about it as if its a world class save, it was straight at him.

Marshall didn't make one good save. Any save he did make was routine but was loaded as world class.
 
I don't think O'Donnell was particularly the problem, it was our complete lack of anything up front.

Your wing backs need to be as comfortable going forward as they are defending

Every time he got the ball it was a safe pass he made, most of which went backwards. The team don’t trust him either, look at Hendrys shot against Czech, if it’s the other side and he had Tierney/Robertson showing for it you can guarantee he’d have passed
 
Slightly of topic but it's like the save Marshall makes at 1-1 that's then called off side. The commentators went o about it as if its a world class save, it was straight at him.

Marshall didn't make one good save. Any save he did make was routine but was loaded as world class.

Marshall was always an average keeper tbh. Gordon and McGregor were always ahead of him and I’d actually put Alexander ahead of him too

Marshall’s lucky with circumstance but if Clarke was to look at it objectively rather than the pals act, Marshall shouldn’t have been starting
 
As usual, Keech makes a right arse of himself. Who made him an authority on Football and how to determine how good a match was or wasnt? He’s making himself look really silly there.

Scotland weren’t at it other than the goal and the first minute frenzy with a couple of corners, apart from that they were turgid, slow, bereft of any modicum of creativity.

I said in a previous thread that if Clarke is still in charge, Gilmour won’t start regular, Patterson won’t start regular because of that lump of wood junior player who’s there in front, and for as long as he plays Hanley at the back Scotland are always gonna lose matches.

Jackson here is trying his best to polish that turd, unfortunately for him there’s no way he can polish it enough, for once he has, it turns to shit again because of the people who created that turd.

Jackson should really just do the honourable thing and rap it, because he’s fucking shite at his job, much like the idiot he’s trying to bum up.
 
Hard luck story? Beaten twice at home and a draw? Where's the hard luck in that? Simply not good enough.
Yeh, I was actually hoping for a glorious failure because at least we get to have some hope along the way that way. We just got failure.
 
Scotland only qualified because UEFA made up a way of getting rubbish teams in via the Nations League. This was no sensational qualifying section. They required two penalty shootouts under Clarke to build on McLeish's start to do this.

When they got to the tournament,they played two games at home and 3 out of 4 teams went through.

Scotland scored 1 goal and went out with 1 point.

It's no hard luck story. It's the story of a team out their depth whose failings and the truth about the qualification are ignored and positives, which aren't really positives at all, beamed into the minds of idiots. It's all a bit SNP.

Clarke should be chased, not lauded. Embarrassing. Tin pot mentality of just being happy to be there. Wales and Northern Ireland showed the way previously.
 
And there lies the problem. Clowns like this that talk up defeat as if it’s some amazing thing. We have produced an absolute abundance of talent over the years but get nowhere, it’s a fucking cardinal sin that we perform so poorly at international level. But that will never change whilst we have halfwits like Jackson glorifying failure as some kind of wonderful achievement.
Know what, the English pundits and media are a pain in the hole at times with their arrogance etc but they know the team they have is capable of performing better and they’ll call it out for what it is. Our media don’t because it’s a pals act.
As a nation we seem to revel in defeat. It’s what we’re good at. Won’t be long before this campaign is dressed up as “glorious failure”, which avoids serious questions as to how we only qualified by the skin of our teeth, and then only raised our game against England when we got there.
 
As a nation we seem to revel in defeat. It’s what we’re good at. Won’t be long before this campaign is dressed up as “glorious failure”, which avoids serious questions as to how we only qualified by the skin of our teeth, and then only raised our game against England when we got there.
Yup. You’re absolutely spot on.
 
Marshall was always an average keeper tbh. Gordon and McGregor were always ahead of him and I’d actually put Alexander ahead of him too

Marshall’s lucky with circumstance but if Clarke was to look at it objectively rather than the pals act, Marshall shouldn’t have been starting
It’s not even as if he was in great form. He was dropped by Derby towards the end of the season for selling terrible goals in successive games.
 
And there lies the problem. Clowns like this that talk up defeat as if it’s some amazing thing. We have produced an absolute abundance of talent over the years but get nowhere, it’s a fucking cardinal sin that we perform so poorly at international level. But that will never change whilst we have halfwits like Jackson glorifying failure as some kind of wonderful achievement.
Know what, the English pundits and media are a pain in the hole at times with their arrogance etc but they know the team they have is capable of performing better and they’ll call it out for what it is. Our media don’t because it’s a pals act.
Listening to the radio yesterday, it was all super confidence about how Scotland are going to win but "even if we draw or lose, we're still going to have some party"

There can't be another support in world sport that prides itself in losing, and I say that as a Cleveland Indians fan!
 
The amount of turd polishing I’ve witnessed over the past few months by the Scottish football hordes is staggering.

Scotland were simply completely and utterly pish playing an outdated style of ‘football’, led by a dinosaur manager

Nowt will change while you have plonkers like this in the mhedia coming out with laughable articles like this.
 
“For a while, that strike had an entire nation clinging to the kind of dreams which always end up the property of someone else”.

Erm, no it didn’t. I (and probably a fair few more), probably couldn’t give a monkey’s how Clarke and his clique (under) perform.

As for O’Donnell, he is that bad, even his running style is identical to Chris Broadfoot’s…… I had to do a couple of double takes!
 
When your looking for Dykes to fire goals in for you a bang average goal keeper with O’Donnell a starter every game you know turd polishing aplenty will be happening.Three of the worst players I’ve ever watched at international level.
 
When will the Scottish media wake up to the fact that the Scotland national side are utter mince and have been so for two decades. But no, in Nationalist, Republican Brigadoon, everything Scoatish is pure dead brilliant. The narrative is we are back on the big stage messing with the big boys once again, when in reality they managed one goal in 3 games, and one pathetic point out of nine where two of those games were played at Hampden.
Expect the clamour for Clarke to be given a contract extension to ' complete the job '.
The narrative now being, brave unlucky Scotland......SNP.......Independence.
 
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Jackson's brain has turned to Corned Beef by the look of it.
I actually feel a bit of sympathy for the player in this instance. He doesn't pick himself, he must know having seen young Nathan in training that he's not in the same class,yet he has a manager with an Hons Degree in Rangers hating picking him simply because the alternative plays for Rangers.
 
As a nation we seem to revel in defeat. It’s what we’re good at. Won’t be long before this campaign is dressed up as “glorious failure”, which avoids serious questions as to how we only qualified by the skin of our teeth, and then only raised our game against England when we got there.
This. There is never going to be change unless the attitude changes. There never seems to be discussion about improving the game here, just an acceptance of poor results.
 
When your looking for Dykes to fire goals in for you a bang average goal keeper with O’Donnell a starter every game you know turd polishing aplenty will be happening.Three of the worst players I’ve ever watched at international level.
Some players are simply not up to the standard required at international level. There is no point in picking them. None at all.
 
the last line

For Clarke and his side, there is at least the solace of knowing this is only the start of their journey together.


no way will the media champion Clarke for the celtc job
 
Just remembered that the WC qualifying had already started so no way Clarke will be going

3 games in and we’ve already dropped 4 points against rivals for 2nd place in quite possibly the easiest group we could’ve asked for
 
Scotland’s attempt was equivalent to a c****c performance in Europe. Bottom of group with 1 point and 1 goal while given the advantage of 2 home ties and 3 from 4 qualifying from the group. It’s not even the usual glorious failure but heyho we’ve got a long ball game to build for the future.
 
Some players are simply not up to the standard required at international level. There is no point in picking them. None at all.
He picked them and we know why he picks them.He would rather play that fanny O’Donnell than a Young Rangers player.He plays a keeper that is utter pish the two other keepers were better.The funny thing was there were young players available and his shitebaggery was shown up.
 
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