Tim in my work trying to claim they weren’t offside

gers1978

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Why the feck do they want it to be proved onside anyway? If it was the other way round I'd be revelling in the fact we'd beaten then with 1 shot on target, which was blatantly offside!
 

Broxmeister

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If any tim in your work or anywhere else gives you their opinion on anything football or otherwise take them aside and kick the shit out of them and explain if they speak to you again without being invited to do so you will really hurt them. Problem solved. Simples
 

devilman

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Seen a few tims trying to claim that a Rangers player's finger played them all on-side. They were offside - it's not a debate. It's 100% stonewall fact. The won a watch with their helpful referees yesterday and that will continue until the club make the right noise.
 

WalterLoyal

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Seen a few tims trying to claim that a Rangers player's finger played them all on-side. They were offside - it's not a debate. It's 100% stonewall fact. The won a watch with their helpful referees yesterday and that will continue until the club make the right noise.
Dumb tims who don't know the rules.
 

AriseSirWalter

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They have started this on Twitter.
Helander playing them onside apparently!

This is what happens when we refuse to take up the battle, everyone knows the decision was wrong and changed the game but because of our dignified silence it allows the narrative to be set by others and by the end of the week it’ll be forgotten about. Nothing surer, and nothing sadder.
 

alexg123

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The confused timbo must have been talking about a different game than yesterday’s , poor guy should go to Specsavers if he’s talking about yesterday’s game .
 

Bigbluebear

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One guy has went to great lengths to prove it was onside, only to confirm beyond all doubt its offside. Muppet
 

Ryan mcgregor

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keep a pack of carbolic soap in your locker or desk and next time he tries to interact throw the soap at him its like garlic to a vampire.

instant peace
 

RAFBob

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The most annoying thing about this is that only one kunt matters as far as offsides go and he thought it was onside.

As for the tims, "always cheated, never defeated" is their battle cry, they are just reverting to type and don't know how to accept the fact that we all know the ref and their keeper won them that Cup.
 

Coop

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Just had my first approach from a tarrier this morning, thankfully most of them have been too embarrassed to say anything.

This one (bitter female, tries to be pally) said my team were "unlucky". I just said aye I suppose you could call it unlucky when a linesman can't see 3 players offside. That's not what you'd call it if it happened to your team though is it?

And off she slunk.
That’s how to deal with the scabby bastards.
 

Coop

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The most annoying thing about this is that only one kunt matters as far as offsides go and he thought it was onside.

As for the tims, "always cheated, never defeated" is their battle cry, they are just reverting to type and don't know how to accept the fact that we all know the ref and their keeper won them that Cup.
They cheated there way to the cup more like.
 

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