Tim just threw an iron out of window at bears

[Paulie Walnuts]

Probably would be in his best interests to not be at home on Thursday night, as l would expect some of the Bears who were affected to pop by for a chat.

 

[Hehaw]

Like the media bigging up the “outrage” that was a Bear allegedly kicking over a wee lambs sandcastle up at the Sheep Pen.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, that sand castle had it coming!

 

[Baillie1872]

I’ve hear they’re looking for a guy called Murphy Richards.

Got his name written all over it

 

[bluetonic]

Do you mean the new flats at the Ibrox Complex?

https://imgur.com/a/BAaLrBh

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Any wonder we are miles behind the tims in the pr battle.An iron gets launched at Rangers fans and we have posters on here making up shitey jokes and think it’s a laugh
If that was that mob it would be front page news this morning,sad face photo of da and the two weans holding the iron with a sectarian story attached

The media don’t report that way due to a few posts on a forum.

 

[David Walters]

I hope someone presses charges

The polis will iron it out

 

[Captain Black]

The police said he was steaming be said it was the iron. Ha ha.

 

[BSPECIAL]

The media don’t report that way due to a few posts on a forum.

Media didn't report it because it wasn't a trouser press

 

[Deleted Account]

Remember some demented HIV twat threw a housebrick from the top flat at our support as we crossed the wee bridge near Easter Rd about 23-24 years ago.

 

[Dougoi7]

What a relief for Russell Hobbs sitting sweating in the house waiting for his doors to be kicked down.

Ken Wood was shitting himself too

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Just off the phone with Guinness World Records.
They have confirmed Follow Follow has set a new record for horrendous, iron-related puns in one thread.

We’ve been disqualified.

Most of them are the same fucking pun.

 

[Minkia]

https://imgur.com/a/BAaLrBh

I see what you did there.

 

[top_cat]

He could have seriously injured someone, the obsessed prick.

 

[Arminius]

I enjoy the puns on here. It has to be entertaining coming on FF.

However, I genuinely think a decent point is being raised here as to why our utterly tim infested bigot mhedia aren't reporting this.

 

[jtc]

Too much attention been given to this iron thrower.He will love all the attention.Hes in his element now

Elements are in kettles.Must have had a brain crap!Dohhh

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Elements are in kettles.Must have had a brain crap!Dohhh

And irons tbf to yourself.

 

[Papasmurf]

Sorry to not read six pages of puns but did this actually happen?

 

[jtc]

And irons tbf to yourself.

Don't feel quite as much a bellend now .Cheers WV

 

[giogaddi]

Remember some demented HIV twat threw a housebrick from the top flat at our support as we crossed the wee bridge near Easter Rd about 23-24 years ago.

Hope it was returned.

 

[Blue Lew]

Remember some demented HIV twat threw a housebrick from the top flat at our support as we crossed the wee bridge near Easter Rd about 23-24 years ago.

Most hideous thing I observed was a 30 stone woman throwing sectarian insults at us from her slum window just across from The Piggery at the old bus park.

 

[parhumbug]

Anyone see the milf that was at the door when the police was there?

Aye her fanny was full of wrinkles.

 

[Rickety Cricket]

He’d just had a bad phone call.

Burnt the side of his face?

 

[Rickety Cricket]

Did this make it too the paper at all?

 

[Blues and Royals]

Any wonder we are miles behind the tims in the pr battle.An iron gets launched at Rangers fans and we have posters on here making up shitey jokes and think it’s a laugh

It’s quite frightening the amount of people on here who think this is one big joke. Alas the joke is on us and all these ‘ comedians ‘ on this forum are no better than those Rangers fans who vote SNP.

 

[Tougherthanbullets]

The iron thrower got his collar felt by the police. A good job too....they reckoned !

 

[Korova Milk Bar]

I’m surprised our own fans didn’t all go up to his door, the absolute walloper. It would’ve been a different story if it had hurt a child.

 

[LetsGo]

It’s quite frightening the amount of people on here who think this is one big joke. Alas the joke is on us and all these ‘ comedians ‘ on this forum are no better than those Rangers fans who vote SNP.

Idiot identified? check.
Polis jail him? check.
Job done? check.
Time to make a joke about it on the internet? check.
Time to get the sand out of your vagina? check.

 

[hammer17]

cycled past on way to work tonight, windows were open but curtains were closed and blowing about all over the place