Tim obsession- Turkey

[Coopertrueblue]

Out in Turkey on holiday and a Tim has just walked into the pub, 60 minutes into their game with a feyenoord strip on.

All about the Rangers

 

[Kinbo]

Out in Turkey on holiday and a Tim has just walked into the pub, 60 minutes into their game with a feyenoord strip on.

All about the Rangers

How do you know he’s a Tim?

 

[jexx]

Absolute bellends. A special breed.

 

[Ricksen]

How do you know he’s a Tim?

The smell I’m guessing, and the permanent rod up the arse expression.

 

[SGbanwa]

Kick his lady's front bottom in

 

[Coopertrueblue]

How do you know he’s a Tim?

Nasal speech, talking to the other reprobates in green and looks like 1

 

[Amity75]

How do you know he’s a Tim?

I'm guessing monobrow, nasally voice and is staring at kids?

 

[Bouncebackability]

How do you know he’s a Tim?

Eyes and that mad freckley skin that that lot seem to have.

 

[hammer17]

I hope you all roundly laughed at him and made him feel the absolute embarrassment that he is

 

[parhumbug]

It’ll be a fake from the market,be thinking he’s a big noise cos he got one for £3.
His mrs probably paid by gamahutching mehmat and his staff.

 

[Morpheus]

Speaking in most Scottish-based Dutch accent ever?
Hate us more than they love their own.
It's an eternal inferiority complex they possess, which they'd be absolutely lost without.

 

[parhumbug]

How do you know he’s a Tim?

He’s in full kit.

 

[parhumbug]

Ask him for a square go and go Dutch on it.

 

[Coopers left foot.]

I'm in Riviera maya Mexico and the place is full of them. I won't even engage the fuckers, plus I'm wearing a Royal Artillery polo.

 

[top_cat]

How do you know he’s a Tim?

Fingering his sister?

 

[SGbanwa]

I'm in Riviera maya Mexico and the place is full of them. I won't even engage the fuckers, plus I'm wearing a Royal Artillery polo.

Get the guns out give them a workout

 

[Gib1958]

How do you know he’s a Tim?

Ginger , freckles , smells and shit stain on his shorts and orders a Guinness in their horrible accent , that would be my guess

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

Hammerby fan?

 

[Coopers left foot.]

Get the guns out give them a workout

Waiting on the first comment from them mate, then full salvo

 

[parhumbug]

Member of Tom rogic appreciation society -he fired north as well.

 

[SGbanwa]

Waiting on the first comment from them mate, then full salvo

few range rounds then fully load up

 

[BlueSeaOfIbrox]

Where in turkey you at? I'm just back from Marmaris

 

[blueboy74]

Need to clean the place with Ajax once hes left

 

[unionjock2]

Out in Turkey on holiday and a Tim has just walked into the pub, 60 minutes into their game with a feyenoord strip on.

All about the Rangers

I'm there anaw, got a few pics for the Jakey Tim's thread

 

[Coopertrueblue]

Where in turkey you at? I'm just back from Marmaris

In alanya

Jakey tim sitting next to him cheered more at tavs penalty miss than their goal

 

[Arminius]

The smell I’m guessing, and the permanent rod up the arse expression.

 

[Essexjohn2]

I'm in Riviera maya Mexico and the place is full of them. I won't even engage the fuckers, plus I'm wearing a Royal Artillery polo.

Sheet I'm out there in 5 weeks am I going to have to put up with them weirdos

 

[Coopers left foot.]

few range rounds then fully load up

exactly mate

 

[Coopers left foot.]

Sheet I'm out there in 5 weeks am I going to have to put up with them weirdos

I'm at the grand Sirenus mate.

 

[EKBB]

How do you know he’s a Tim?

He looks/smells like one I'm assuming.

 

[csn1970]

I'm in Riviera maya Mexico and the place is full of them. I won't even engage the fuckers, plus I'm wearing a Royal Artillery polo.

Also in Riviera Maya watching game in sports bar, where in Riviera Maya are you?

 

[Porrohman]

Knew he was a mhank from the revolting stale smell from his breath after cleaning out his sister would be my guess

 

[Cooper Forever]

Would you please just fuckin knock the prick out!!!!

 

[Essexjohn2]

I'm at the grand Sirenus mate.

I'm off to principal Bahia akumal had all. The jabs and will probably watch the games on my phone in the room

 

[parhumbug]

In alanya

Jakey tim sitting next to him cheered more at tavs penalty miss than their goal

Where’s alanya’s man?

 

[Davieblue1977]

Strange bunch

 

[BlueBaloo]

Need to clean the place with Ajax once hes left

Ajax already cleaned them out (twice)

 

[Mosschops]

Hope he enjoyed the game. Tramp

 

[ChiefWahoo]

It’ll be a fake from the market,be thinking he’s a big noise cos he got one for £3.
His mrs probably paid by gamahutching mehmat and his staff.

Is that one for urban dictionary?

 

[parhumbug]

Is that one for urban dictionary?

A gamy for short

 

[Jaki Suds]

How do you know he’s a Tim?

He was wearing his unwashed mhank grey top underneath

 

[Sam English]

How do you know he’s a Tim?

The infinity forehead is a giveaway

 

[Graemeh89]

It’ll be a fake from the market,be thinking he’s a big noise cos he got one for £3.
His mrs probably paid by gamahutching mehmat and his staff.

Explain

 

[parhumbug]

Explain

A gammy

 

[DJ_RFC_1872]

Did you all get a good laugh at him?

 

[Carson no1]

How do you know he’s a Tim?

Because he only had one eye brow

 

[Carlton The Bear]

How do you know he’s a Tim?

Because the Feyenoord top was a red split with a ‘lovely’ shade of grey

 

[Kylegib]

How do you know he’s a Tim?

More than likely by the chip on both shoulders

 

[Rangerista]

The last thing he thinks about before sleep is Rangers and the first thing he thinks about on awakening is . . . . . . RANGERS.

No more need be said.

 

[davyloyal]

How do you know he’s a Tim?

You really have to ask?