Tom English on the Scum's TIAR mission

Der Berliner

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He might have been one very vocal in the SPFL farce, yet the article he pinned on August 1st is lauding the "achievements" of the Scum and telling us to accept the truth that they will run away with it and the Hooped Horrors have every right to rub it under our noses.

Maybe I missed it, but our absence and thus any real competition was not to be found, nor was there any note regarding the end of last season (bar the swing in form for both sides after x-mas) ... nor was there any mentioning that the suqad that ruled the rest in Scotland had been and has been assembled by fortuitous transfer deals with e.g. Southampton (some 50m from them alone) and CL money for a sum of 30odd million. That is essentially 29.5m more than all other teams in Scotland put together in our absence and 20+m more when we were there.

Celtic: 'Champions overwhelming favourites to land 10th straight title'
By Tom English
BBC Scotland

From A for Armstrong to Z for Zaluska, almost 120 Celtic players have contributed in some way or another to the nine-in-a-row years. The vast majority are long gone, with just the privileged few in place to try to finish the job they started in a time before the invention of the self-driving car.

The fact that Celtic have motored to this point is lost on nobody in Scotland. It may have limited (to no) interest among fans of the other clubs, who are probably already sick to death of hearing about this, but there will be no avoiding the narrative in the months ahead.

In truth, there's been no avoiding it for years now. It's hard to recall when, exactly, Celtic fans first started singing about the blessed 10-in-a-row but it feels like they've been at it since Ledley, Loovens and Lassad were cutting about the place.

Only one more to go now and history will be theirs. Bragging rights doesn't even come close to covering it. In memory of past glory, Celtic folk illuminate their own stadium in the 67th minute of games to honour the Lisbon Lions.

If the current group of players power on and win another league title, the phones will be out of the pockets in the 10th minute too, from now till eternity, especially when Rangers are the opposition. Football fans don't tend to miss open goals when it comes to winding up their nearest rival.

Celtic have the European Cup, the invincible season, the treble treble. Maybe they'll soon have the quadruple treble. If they get the 10-in-a-row to boot there'll be no hiding place for Rangers fans. For them, the reverie will be hard to take. You won't hear them protesting about tainted titles or the asterisk years for all the whooping and hollering from their counterparts in green.

'Lennon has made a strong outfit better'
For Celtic, it all begins on Sunday with a visit from Hamilton. Put down the magnifying glass and wheel in the telescope and it's still difficult to see how they're going to fail in their bid for 10, not unless the quality of the team and the strength of the mentality disintegrates.

To prosecute a case against Celtic being the overwhelming favourites to win the league you need evidence - and there isn't a lot to go on.


Lennon has already sent a brutal message to Leigh Griffiths that slackness will be met with a thunderous response. Not only did he publicly call out his striker, but he also appeared to up his pursuit of another goalscorer, Ivan Toney.

The manager does not have the appearance of a man who's messing about here. He's been one of the great figures of the club over the past two decades and the crowning glory is in sight.

Lennon has tweaked what Brendan Rodgers created, but the upshot is the same thing. Celtic score buckets of goals and they win. They're scoring more now than they did under Rodgers, apart from in his first season in 2016-17.

If anything, they were more entertaining last season than in the two seasons that went before. Lennon has taken a strong outfit and has made them better.

Last season, every time they suffered a bump on the road, they responded. When they lost 2-0 at Livingston in October, they won 11 in a row after it. When they lost 2-1 to Rangers in December, they reeled off eight straight wins in its wake. They dropped two points in their last 10 games.

'Gerrard needs managerial Miracle in Istanbul'
There's been much talk about Rangers imploding after the winter break last season - and they did. Might Celtic's relentless form have had something to do with it? Probably.

After that loss to Rangers, Lennon's team found their very best stuff. They scored 34 goals in 10 league games. Odsonne Edouard got nine, Griffiths seven, McGregor six. Even centre-back Christopher Jullien got three, which was three more than Alfredo Morelos. Jullien scored the same number of goals as Rangers' top league scorer - Scott Arfield - in that period.

In the heat of the battle, their players stood up. Even when the season was called with eight games left to play, Celtic had amassed more league points and more league goals than they did in the completed season of 2018-19.


This is a very good Celtic side. The home and away wins over Lazio offered evidence of what they're capable of on a higher stage. The wasteful loss to Copenhagen showed that they're a still a work in progress in that regard.

When Celtic finished off last season with a 5-0 thumping of St Mirren, their domestic strength could be seen not just in the 11 players who started that match but in the ones who came off the bench - or who never even found a place on it.

Ryan Christie, Mohamed Elyounoussi and Hatem Abd Elhamed all appeared as second-half substitutes when Celtic were already 3-0 ahead. Those who played no part at all included Olivier Ntcham, Jeremie Frimpong, Mikey Johnston, Boli Bolingoli and Patryk Klimala, their £3.5m Polish striker.

Some of their more promising young players - Karamoko Dembele, Ewan Henderson, Scott Robertson - weren't required. A few other recruits - Ismaila Soro and Vakoun Issouf Bayo - didn't kick a ball that day either.

New rules stipulate that all Premiership teams will be allowed to field five substitutes this season. That only plays into the hands of the club with the best squad - Celtic.

Their first title in this run was finished off with a 5-0 win over Hearts in May 2012, Gary Hooper scoring all five goals. When the coming season ends in May 2021, it won't be Hooper doing the damage, but it's likely to be somebody wearing the same colours.

Rangers are a threat, no question, but Celtic look to have too much in too many departments. Steven Gerrard might prove us wrong, but if it does he's going to need the managerial equivalent of Liverpool's Miracle in Istanbul in 2005 to pull it off.

Lennon has a long road ahead of him, but it would be a major surprise if there's not something special waiting at the end of it.


A mass exodus of their best players might do it, but it's unlikely. Complacency? It's difficult to see how they're going to lose sight of their surroundings while they have Scott Brown, Callum McGregor, James Forrest and others in the ranks.


It is kind of "funny" that he has Zaluska up there in the list, a goalie who won 4 league titles, 2 cups and a league cup in his time. He was there for 6 seasons, playing 50 (as in FIFTY) games. Some return and sure some neat wage grabbing too ...
 
Rangers have eclipsed anything they've " won " in Scotland our absence with our recent lengthy unbeaten European runs. Its what you do in Europe that counts, and Celtc being hammered by double figures in Europe says it all.
 
Personally I couldn't care less what Tom English has to say. In fact, I doubt there are many people in this world I actually have less an opinion of. A muppet of a man, or a puppet, or both.
 
Tom Irish ....a self confessed "rugby man:" who knows very little about Scottish Football....still i suppose the plastic Patrick's across the city think hes " wan of thaim"
 
They will be favourites as they’ve won last 8, then handed one. %^*& Tom English all that matters is what we do let everyone write us off
 
The only part of this article that is true is "You won't hear them protesting about tainted titles or the asterisk years for all the whooping and hollering from their counterparts in green."
You won't hear it because it will never be reported.
Had roles been reversed, from now till eternity, a Rangers' ten in a row would be peppered with phrases like "while Celtic unjustly languished in the lower divisions", "no real competition" and "awarded due to CoVid".
The supposed TIAR will be a major event because the Scottish media will make it so. We don't have to look that far back in history to our own NIAR and European failings to see how differently the Scottish media report. Our NIAR was always reported from the stand that we bought it. In Europe the phrase laughing stock was used.
This time around, with Scottish football at it's lowest ever and the leading team regularly humiliated in Europe, it is somehow being touted as the greatest achievement in the history of the world.
For me, 55 is the focus. Stopping them this year would be a little Brucie bonus.
 
The only part of this article that is true is "You won't hear them protesting about tainted titles or the asterisk years for all the whooping and hollering from their counterparts in green."
You won't hear it because it will never be reported.
Had roles been reversed, from now till eternity, a Rangers' ten in a row would be peppered with phrases like "while Celtic unjustly languished in the lower divisions", "no real competition" and "awarded due to CoVid".
The supposed TIAR will be a major event because the Scottish media will make it so. We don't have to look that far back in history to our own NIAR and European failings to see how differently the Scottish media report. Our NIAR was always reported from the stand that we bought it. In Europe the phrase laughing stock was used.
This time around, with Scottish football at it's lowest ever and the leading team regularly humiliated in Europe, it is somehow being touted as the greatest achievement in the history of the world.
For me, 55 is the focus. Stopping them this year would be a little Brucie bonus.

I don't hear Tom English, or any of the rest of the media, calling Celtc the best of a bad lot in one of the worst Leagues in Europe, a phrase which was rolled out every week during our genuine 9 in a row.
 
Started reading and fell asleep after 'privileged few'. Tom English hasn't got a clue about football and their 9 is tainted. F*ck them and their noncey wee club.
 
I may be a Rangers man but the idea that any Celtic supporter which includes Celtic Tom that this current run can compare in any way to the Celtic side who won nine in a row including a European Cup. Pains me to say that was a great team laced with great players who made our life unbearable.

Compare that with this current bunch with a financial advantage that you and I would find difficult to lose any championship as manager. This 10 (9.75)in a row is a myth that has no standing in World Football .

As for Celtic Tom he is an irrevelance as well.
 
An asterisk will always be attached to their* rancid name and history.

And who gives a damn what Tom English writes, he's just toeing the party line.
 
I'm still struggling with what I'm supposed to feel devastated about - hopefully when - we win title 55 before they reach our 54. Its literally the only "record" that means anything. The one bit he got right in his article is that nobody else gives a flying f*ck about this "glorious" run of titles - and everybody knows why.
 
As someone on Heart & Hand said previously, the 4 titles they won when we weren't there it was like Mike Tyson winning a title by fighting school kids
 
In context, its a weird article by Tom English. Just the other week he was more than hinting at just how bent, corrupt and discredited the SPFL is, now he is praising the club who has profited every time by that same corruption. Rangers, and every other club in the top-flight are up against a loaded dice in crooked and intimidated refs where that mob are concerned, the outrageous Clancy performance at the Piggery being a shocking but not surprising example.
 
Seems pretty obvious to me that his bosses had a word with him when he was digging the powers that be out on an almost daily basis and actually hinting that Fat Pete was pulling the strings. Because he all of a sudden went silent on the issue just as it was getting interesting.
 
Amazed at the plaudits still given to beating a poor Lazio side, ranked lower than Feyenoord and Porto I believe
 
As desperate as I am to win the league. Its nothing to do with them, and stopping 10.

It bullsh*t. Even more so after the cancelled league last season.

Its worthless, the more they big it up, the more worthless it becomes.
 
In context, its a weird article by Tom English. Just the other week he was more than hinting at just how bent, corrupt and discredited the SPFL is, now he is praising the club who has profited every time by that same corruption. Rangers, and every other club in the top-flight are up against a loaded dice in crooked and intimidated refs where that mob are concerned, the outrageous Clancy performance at the Piggery being a shocking but not surprising example.

Reverting back to letting his head rule his heart, not upsetting his paymasters?
 
Reverting back to letting his head rule his heart, not upsetting his paymasters?

Tom English was like a dog with a bone concerning the shady and corrupt SPFL, and BBC Radio Scotland wouldn't allow Doncaster to be interviewed by English, which said everything. His latest article on the Piggery tainted trophies is baffling, tbh.
 
They’ve achieved nothing. Their only rivals thrown out of the league on their own trumped up whim and gifted a league title as a somewhat belated Christmas present by the SPFL afraid of upsetting them.
I just can’t take this ‘ football ‘ club seriously anymore,
 
Kind of discredits the whole thing by mentioning they were going on abut it since Ledley and Loovens were playing for them. They were able to talk about 10 in a row as soon as we were ripped to bits and forced to start at the bottom again. Anything less than 10 will be an absolute disaster for them under those circumstances.

and its 8 and a bit ya wank
 
If the shoe was on the other foot would our run be seen in the same light? Of course not. It's dugmeat from those with unhealthy inferiority complex.
 
As it stands it not really that great a achievement.
Winning a one horse race..
 
Bigger they are harder they fall. It has to come to an end at some point and their arrogance should ensure its sooner rather than later.
 
Let's just f.ucking go, Rangers. Get this done. Cola cube teeth is a shit manager, his captain is just a thug, both need put back in their stinking boxes.
 
If the shoe was on the other foot would our run be seen in the same light? Of course not. It's dugmeat from those with unhealthy inferiority complex.
We wouldnt have been given it, we'd have had to work for it and win it like everyone else. Watch what happens this year when it comes round again and we're in the lead. Sporting Integrity will kick in again.
 
We wouldnt have been given it, we'd have had to work for it and win it like everyone else. Watch what happens this year when it comes round again and we're in the lead. Sporting Integrity will kick in again.
I'm speaking about the legitimacy of even winning the League without the beasts in it, celtic media and celtic fans wouldn't be having any of it.
 
That’s pretty poor and reads like a Celtic fanzine entry. I grew to stand English with his criticism of the SPFL recently but this is over the top nonsense.

Any other football fan looking in to Scotland doesn’t see it as a major achievement but as a failing of the Scottish game, the lack of completion and one club with resources that far outweighs the others. Whilst I’m obviously biased, it’s still a valid view point to take and one that needs considered when discussing their stack of titles.
 
That's him an arsehole again.

Next week, he'll pen an article criticising the mentally challengeds and folks will be falling over themselves to say how courageous he is for breaking rank and telling the truth.

The following week, he'll pen an article criticising Rangers ..........
 
Here's an idea. Stop biting, just laugh it off and relax. No need to be an easy catch.


Its nothing to do with being an easy catch, mate. This nonsense is to attempt to normalise and condition the risible 10 in a row drivel. We should rightfully oppose it and laugh whenever it is mentioned.
 
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