Totally weird things that have happened at the football

[5*RFC]

That ceptic fan swan diving from the top tier when we clinched the title at paedo paradise was definitely some weird shit. Although I did once see an older guy get whacked with the ball causing his false teeth to fly out and land in some cųnts bovril.

 

[Offshore blue]

John Brown throwing the physios bag off the pitch, it opens up and the contents end up all over the place.

Was just about to post same. I’m sure it was a mid week game but can’t remember the opposition. The sight of bandages strewn all over the touchline and the physio trying to pick them all up was comedy!

 

[Danger Zone]

Remember some fanny cuffing himself to the post during a European game. Was absolutely freezing that night n’all