Was Chris Sutton ever convicted in a British court for goat-fucking?

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Dirty Baaaastard.

 

[orjan_persson]

 

[rupertdabear]

hello hello we are the billy goats

 

[Ambiorix]

Not in a British court, no.

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

It's the kids I feel sorry for

 

[Bro989]

 

[Alvor]

Or is it just an internet rumour?

Did not fück it he only winked it off

 

[BlueBaloo]

Muttons hoe train

 

[Big Vern]

Don't think he's ever been close enough to Laudrup to f*ck him

 

[Barnster Bear]

Tremendous name for a thread.

 

[Theciscokid]

His picture must be in a book somewhere with the title WRONG UN
ALLEGEDLY

 

[Whitehorse]

Poor goat.

Aye poor goat - his mates probably took the piss out him forever....imagine letting sutton hump ye, pure riddy

 

[Chinggis_could_I_khant]

Rumour has it Sutton's planning a week in the countryside when lockdown's lifted.

 

[Barcelona Bandit]

Or is it just an internet rumour?

would make him a silly billy!

 

[Barcelona Bandit]

Old joke ---- what the difference between a goldfish and a mountain Goat? One swims about in fountains the other Fucks!!! about in mountains.

 

[mdingwall]

Lest we forget.

 

[mdingwall]

Bumped. Just because

 

[Scotia]

Or is it just an internet rumour?

I heard it was when he was a kid???

 

[The Hooded Claw]

There's definitely sutton weird about him and he does get on my goat

 

[Alex Boyce]

I heard it was when he was a kid???

That stories that auld its got a Beard on it........

 

[Orangeandblue]

Maybe the old poster Sutton_blows_goats knows something ?

 

[mdingwall]

Maybe his time under the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act has run out?

 

[Fuertebear55]

Or is it just an internet rumour?

A face only a goat could love.

 

[BluesandTwos]

No but I think questions need to be asked.

 

[Bristol_bnose3]

Rumour I heard is that he’s started dressing up as one of those trans gender furry cat people and wanking off lorry drivers for lotto scratch cards.
Outrageous if true.

 

[The Ranger]

This big tit needs called out by the club

 

[RenfrewBear1972]

It was a separate entity that pumped the goat, OldCo Sutton as they would say, prior to him going bankrupt.

 

[Stevie McDougall]

Me thinks it's goat tae be true

 

[alexg123]

He get's on my goat every time I see his ugly kipper .

 

[sofakineazy]

Or is it just an internet rumour?

Has he had a stroke? What's going on with his face?

 

[orjan_persson]

SPITTING SUTTON WANTED HIS TRIAL DELAYED. - Free Online Library

Free Online Library: SPITTING SUTTON WANTED HIS TRIAL DELAYED.(News) by "The Mirror (London, England)"; General interest

www.thefreelibrary.com

He was definitely done for spitting in some poor blokes face on a night out, the bankrupt, cadaverous looking, goat botherer that he is.

 

[ForGodForCountryForever]

A whole new take on 'Sutton Impact'.

 

[Turrabear]

Stton is a f@@king goat.

 

[Blue114]

SPITTING SUTTON WANTED HIS TRIAL DELAYED. - Free Online Library

Free Online Library: SPITTING SUTTON WANTED HIS TRIAL DELAYED.(News) by "The Mirror (London, England)"; General interest

www.thefreelibrary.com

He was definitely done for spitting in some poor blokes face on a night out, the bankrupt, cadaverous looking, goat botherer that he is.

Funnily enough this has conveniently forgotten about over the years, wasn’t the guy he spat on a lawyer? I’m sure I read that somewhere…. He’s a fùcking scumbag bastard…

 

[cm72]

Or is it just an internet rumour?

Rumour obviously,a goat wouldn't go near that fanny!

 

[Kingwoody]

A British court? No.

But the court of public opinion has made up its mind
Guilty Goatfucking PermaFud

 

[Scarface]

Looks like the goat shagged his maw

Looks like the goat shagged his eye.

Or the goat just poked it with its willie missing his mouth for a bj.

 

[Cyberniv]

Believe several goats have been paid off to keep quiet.

 

[Jlakeman]

Separate entity was his defence

 

[beowulf]

"Stoap actin' the giddy-goat". Used to love that expression growing up in the early 70s.

 

[Gremlins]

Was definitely involved with the Nanny.

 

[John Greigs beard]

I heard he failed his driving test due to failing to make a ewe turn.

 

[Mexi]

Animals cannot give consent

Clearly it was Goat rape. And that's a legal fact

 

[RaoulDuke11]

I never really understood this thread.

Did Sutton f*ck a farmyard animal?

Can we confirm?

 

[charlie_snowball]

I never really understood this thread.

Did Sutton f*ck a farmyard animal?

Can we confirm?

For sure.

 

[broono]

My brother saw him at a function a few years ago.

He shouted over "Hey Chris, any chance of an autograph?"

As soon as Sutton started walking over my brother shouted at him to "watch you don't fall over that carpet ya dirty diving cheating c*nt".

The humourless prick got the bouncers to chuck my brother out.

 

[Aye Ready 1872]

No, but the goat was given 8 years for sexual deviance.

 

[BluebellGirl]

You have goat to be kidding.

Zombie thread but made me laugh

 

[lowerhuttloyal]

Was definitely involved with the Nanny.

That was Beckham.

 

[Blue bells are blue1872]

Was it on Tik Tok ?