What you're not allowed to take to games in Colombia.

[drgriffen]

For the Valledupar vs Real San Andres Primera B match tonight fans are advised not to bring the following: food, belts, guns, umbrellas or pregnant women.

 

[Bluebrox]

nae guns, nae party !!

 

[Daleboy91Watp]

Nae buns in the oven, must be an exciting game.

 

[Gogso]

What about donkeys?

 

[The Bin Man]

What about donkeys?

Mules surely.

 

[Corporal Clegg]

Can you smoke in the toilet?

 

[Gogso]

Mules surely.

Suggest you watch the recent Grand Tour episodes from Columbia.
It does look a fantastic country.

 

[Kaiserweiss]

Is it a derby or a big game or that?

 

[Laudo.]

Suggest you watch the recent Grand Tour episodes from Columbia.
It does look a fantastic country.

But they don’t export cocaine ......

 

[The Bin Man]

Suggest you watch the recent Grand Tour episodes from Columbia.
It does look a fantastic country.

Was meant to be a joke. Colombia, drugs, mules.... Anyway, I love Grand Tour but haven't seen the Colombia episode yet. Looking forward to it.

 

[ElBarrileteCosmico]

I’ve been to a few and had to leave my fûcking belt with some copper who took it.

 

[drgriffen]

Is it a derby or a big game or that?

Not that I'm aware of.

 

[hellofollow]

Third one along. Nae pyro.

 

[Sancus]

nae guns, nae party !!

Ah, but can you make an armalite gesture?

I hear the Spanish Poileas are not fans of these harmless gestures.

 

[Sam English]

Can you smoke in the toilet?

Only if it's charlie

 

[Gogso]

Was meant to be a joke. Colombia, drugs, mules.... Anyway, I love Grand Tour but haven't seen the Colombia episode yet. Looking forward to it.

It was an excellent double header. Clarkson has since followed up on the donkey thing in his Sunday Times column to confirm what you will see is true, sadly.

 

[Velvet Underground]

and we think we've got it bad in Scotland

 

[Dooodooodrooo]

Seems to be only hand guns that are banned.

 

[KGR98]

Can I bring an on fire buffalo

 

[dougiem]

all females should be banned but bring you ak49s

 

[Arkanoid]

No fat birds

 

[RutherglenGer72]

Seen similar signs in the Czech republic.

 

[Superrangers]

But they don’t export cocaine ......

Precisely. Whats not to love?!

 

[gersandproud]

Aye - very good - but what songs can you sing ?

 

[Bearinabluehose]

Do they sell blue nose burgers ?

 

[BSPECIAL]

Mules surely.

Did one from Lenzie and her oirish pal not get jailed for being mules a few years ago?

 

[WeeDeeBee]

Suggest you watch the recent Grand Tour episodes from Columbia.
It does look a fantastic country.

Whoosshhh

 

[TNT]

Looks like "nae guns and nae pregnant women".

 

[fergie1959]

Bill Leckie

 

[Kaiserweiss]

Took the home team here in a coupon but Genk done me for 1800

 

[Grei9]

It would be an awkward moment if a fat bird got a KB as a steward thought she was with child.

 

[drgriffen]

Took the home team here in a coupon but Genk done me for 1800

Did you include this match because of this thread?

Just checked and i see Valledupar won 2-0. Pity about Genk.

 

[Kaiserweiss]

Did you include this match because of this thread?

Just checked and i see Valledupar won 2-0. Pity about Genk.

A did mate, looked at the form and they seem to win this fixture all the time

 

[Kurt Russell]

Mules surely.

Mules or mujeres?

 

[Hillheadbear]

If I can't take my Glock then I'm out.

 

[lowerhuttloyal]

Looks like "nae guns and nae pregnant women".

Nae shotgun weddings.