Why police in Sheffield won't be picking up the horse poo left behind on Bramall Lane

[mdingwall]

Why police in Sheffield won't be picking up the horse poo left behind on Bramall Lane https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/why-...rse-poo-left-behind-on-bramall-lane-1-8958532

 

[D4RN-L]

They’d need a few Tesco bags

 

[Tom1974]

That's a pile of keech.

 

[Mexi]

Ride a horse outside the local station, see if the rules are applied evenly

 

[imvaison]

The unwashed will be round with their Lidl bags as soon as they find out there’s free excrement available.

 

[shawlandsbear]

Ride a horse outside the local station, see if the rules are applied evenly

On the mane road?

 

[jnloyal]

Thats a decent reposte in the comments section below the article "Blades fans will be putting it on their sandwiches"

 

[Porto Loyal]

I'd have it for the allotment if it was up here!

 

[ek96]

The unwashed will be round with their Lidl bags as soon as they find out there’s free excrement available.

the unwashed are not allowed into Lidle they can only get into poundland or charity shops

 

[Dumfriesbear]

On the mane road?

I think they would be reined in.

 

[bluestreak]

As a wartime child, I used to follow the coal horse, not to get the dung for the rhubarb, but to stand a few seconds in the warmth in my bare feet.

 

[gordon_blue]

As a wartime child, I used to follow the coal horse, not to get the dung for the rhubarb, but to stand a few seconds in the warmth in my bare feet.

You try telling that to the kids these days, and they won't believe you!

 

[YorkshireBlue]

If dog walkers have to pick up dog shit then it's only fair policemen should pick up horse shit.

 

[cochise]

On the mane road?

Neigh chance!

 

[JorgAlbertz]

Ride a horse outside the local station, see if the rules are applied evenly

What rules would those be?

 

[Mexi]

What rules would those be?

Leaving horseshit lying all around the station

 

[JorgAlbertz]

Leaving horseshit lying all around the station

I ask again, what law, rule or regulation is broken by a horse shitting anywhere, even on the pavement outside a station?

 

[Mexi]

I ask again, what law, rule or regulation is broken by a horse shitting anywhere, even on the pavement outside a station?

None, but I've a feeling plod would have a different opinion if it was done outside their front entrance

Wouldn't take much effort to fit the horses with nappies

 

[grinandbearit]

I'm off to take my horse for a walk

 

[Luthgibear]

Anyone been to Krakow?

The horses never shit in the square....

 

[Sandbear]

If dog walkers have to pick up dog shit then it's only fair policemen should pick up horse shit.

Eh naw ! Dog shite is a danger to human health, it stinks and there are millions of them.

 

[YorkshireBlue]

Eh naw ! Dog shite is a danger to human health, it stinks and there are millions of them.

Ok, I'll let them off with putting it in a bag and hanging it from a tree.

 

[Willem Bear]

I think they would be reined in.

I don't believe it . . . it's just another old mare's tale!

 

[numberoneallover]

poooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Mexi]

Ok, I'll let them off with putting it in a bag and hanging it from a tree.

Why don't farmers do that with cows?

 

[MadridBill]

Why don't farmers do that with cows?

You want farmers to put cows in big bags and hang them from trees?

 

[bluestreak]

You try telling that to the kids these days, and they won't believe you!

Very true Bro,they find it hard to comprehend we were cold and hungry, not through neglect, just the fact that food and clothes were rationed.

 

[Neilstonger]

You try telling that to the kids these days, and they won't believe you!

Luxury. We used to dream of having shit to stand in.

 

[BSPECIAL]

Luxury. We used to dream of having shit to stand in.

Used to heat your feet if it was fresh enough...Real luxury

 

[alex wright]

Luxury. We used to dream of having shit to stand in.

I can just here my late Mum's voice "How many times have I warned you about standing in your dinner?"

 

[longtimedead]

They should make those on Community Service shovel it up as part of their hours.

 

[hawkfalcons]

neigh mare puns please

 

[Salsabear]

I'm off to take my horse for a walk

Hopefully not the long one. We’ve already had a thread about that on here.

 

[Neilstonger]

neigh mare puns please

Aye. Time to rein it in.