Not entirely inaccurateWee dick
At 6 foot 5 I hope you dispensed justice.Reason I ask is because I was in the Ibrox bar in Tenerife two weeks ago and even at 6 foot 5 I struggled to use the urinals!!
As an aside, had a delightful Ceptic fan verbally abuse my wife in another bar in Adeje.
Reason I ask is because I was in the Ibrox bar in Tenerife two weeks ago and even at 6 foot 5 I struggled to use the urinals!!
As an aside, had a delightful Ceptic fan verbally abuse my wife in another bar in Adeje.
He was a little old man.At 6 foot 5 I hope you dispensed justice.
Have you seen the film with Cher in it and Rocky Dennis?I might’ve saw that prïck abuse your wife.
What does she look like?
In that case I would have dispensed justice.He was a little old man.
Aye they are quite high and I’m only a short arsed 5’8”.Reason I ask is because I was in the Ibrox bar in Tenerife two weeks ago and even at 6 foot 5 I struggled to use the urinals!!
As an aside, had a delightful Ceptic fan verbally abuse my wife in another bar in Adeje.
All over my sandals and white donnay socksDid you piss on yer shoes?
I'm 5'9 and never had issues in there before, I just swung it around a few times for momentum and lobbed it over the edge of the urinal.Reason I ask is because I was in the Ibrox bar in Tenerife two weeks ago and even at 6 foot 5 I struggled to use the urinals!!
As an aside, had a delightful Ceptic fan verbally abuse my wife in another bar in Adeje.
Not get the cheese squares wedged in your hogs eye?I'm 5'9 and never had issues in there before, I just swung it around a few times for momentum and lobbed it over the edge of the urinal.
I've heard of pissing razors but never pissing urinal blocks.Not get the cheese squares wedged in your hogs eye?
I hope you put your 6"5 to good use? Edit, just read your earlier reply.Reason I ask is because I was in the Ibrox bar in Tenerife two weeks ago and even at 6 foot 5 I struggled to use the urinals!!
As an aside, had a delightful Ceptic fan verbally abuse my wife in another bar in Adeje.
Are you 17 stone, pretty fit and go to the gym? My favourite machine at the gym is the vending!
You've taken that too far.I'm 6ft 2 and incredibly handsome anaw.
With a step ladder?Seriously lads. If you go to that bar, be prepared.
Or high heeled crocsWith a step ladder?
He's 7 foot, and he plays the flute….Kyle Lafferty is 7 feet tall, so yes.
Nah. I had an Eartha Kitt in the sinkAre you definitely sure you were not pissing in a sink instead of a urinal?