Wesley Sneijder packed on some weight

[HMS.Temple.Garden]

and still able to spray the ball about like a prime Boab Zidane!

 

[archimedes]

Spray it aboot, fatso!

 

[R P McMurphy]

Incredible player in his day but holy shit! He looks morbidly obese

 

[Stewmelbill]

He's like a Dutch Charlie Adam.

 

[KGR98]

and still able to spray the ball about like a prime Boab Zidane!

The first touch never leaves a quality player

 

[Abacab]

He’s retired.

He’s allowed to be fat.

 

[marbach]

Barry lavetty has some catching up to do

 

[Ataturk]

Three years younger than Allan McGregor.

 

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

He's cultivating mass

 

[venturablue]

I'd be a fatty too after all those years of being told what I can and can't eat.

 

[Mr_Miscellaneous]

Like seeing Nasri in a charity game less than a year after he retired

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

These days the ball sticks to him due to gravity.

 

[Athletico Parsnips]

He's shite. I'm 42 and fat and would put a better performance than that in.

 

[yarrumdavid01]

Has he eaten a baby? How can an athlete get so fat so quick?

 

[club175]

crazy to think he was an elite footballer a few years ago. On that videos evidence he wouldnt look out of place in my 5s team

 

[jimcornette]

They stand off him too much. Someone needs to hit him hard and knock the showboating out of him.

 

[SecondBestIsNothing]

I have a large collection of butt-plugs

 

[Fuertebear55]

He’s retired.

He’s allowed to be fat.

Thanks,I think.

 

[Artful Dodger]

I run for no man.

 

[Martyboy70]

They stand off him too much. Someone needs to hit him hard and knock the showboating out of him.

Tricks are for the circus.

Roy Makaay 2021

 

[55degreesnorth]

Spray it aboot, fatso!

Spraying it like burger sauce.

 

[SouthWalesGer]

He can hardly move, doesn’t look like he’s ever been a footballer

 

[The Businessman]

I swear there's a heavy boy about 35 in our 7's team that does all that stuff.

 

[Barrymoped]

Same age as Steven Davis, the two could not be any more different!

 

[Captain_Buns]

Has he eaten a baby? How can an athlete get so fat so quick?

Kebabs

 

[828909]

He’s still in better shape than Kevin Kyle was during his time at Ibrox.

 

[Bluebeard]

Has he eaten a baby? How can an athlete get so fat so quick?

Read he has health issues something like anemia

 

[The simshill one]

These days the ball sticks to him due to gravity.

I read that as gravy for some reason

 

[jimcornette]

Think he's only about 4 foot 11, so he just needs to be taller...

 

[Spyro]

Incredible player in his day but holy shit! He looks morbidly obese

Morbidly obese? Do you actually know what that means?

 

[Salsabear]

He’s retired.

He’s allowed to be fat.

Too many meal deals.

 

[R P McMurphy]

Morbidly obese? Do you actually know what that means?

Class III obesity, formerly known as morbid obesity, is a complex chronic disease in which a person has a body mass index (BMI) of 40 or higher or a BMI of 35 or higher and is experiencing obesity-related health conditions.

 

[Davieblue1977]

He's like a Dutch Charlie Adam.

Brilliant.

 

[Bristol_bnose3]

The Utrecht Mark Yardley.

 

[JamboReid1874]

Like seeing Nasri in a charity game less than a year after he retired

Could’ve predicted he would end up like that haha

 

[derek145]

Some players you can tell will beef up after retiring, Paul Sturrock shocked me, genuinely thought he'd be a skinny bastard all his days

 

[Crispy Bacon]

He looks like he ate Wesley Sneijder

 

[Smkz23]

Some players you can tell will beef up after retiring, Paul Sturrock shocked me, genuinely thought he'd be a skinny bastard all his days

Sturrock was always going to pile on the pounds, he’s famous/ infamous for his poor diet even when he was a player.

 

[derek145]

Sturrock was always going to pile on the pounds, he’s famous/ infamous for his poor diet even when he was a player.

There wasn't an ounce of fat on him

 

[superallythe2nd]

He'd clearly piled on the beef within 2 weeks of retiring

 

[irvine96]

and still able to spray the ball about like a prime Boab Zidane!

Or a prime Boab Malcolm!!

 

[Supermac1872]

Gone from playmaker to lunchtaker.

 

[RH_2020]

Like seeing Nasri in a charity game less than a year after he retired

Looks like a trans woman.

 

[punk]

and still able to spray the ball about like a prime Boab Zidane!

Some BIG players there

 

[golfpro82]

Surprised it doesn't happen more often. The boys commit their entire lives to training every day and eating perfectly. If that was me by the time I was retiring I'd be ready to get stuck into rubys and chineses every night.

 

[Spyro]

Class III obesity, formerly known as morbid obesity, is a complex chronic disease in which a person has a body mass index (BMI) of 40 or higher or a BMI of 35 or higher and is experiencing obesity-related health conditions.

Exactly, doesn't look like either to me, though he does look overweight and is potentially obsese.

 

[Bounty Hunter]

Clearly invested his millions into sausage suppers rather than a home gym

 

[Papasteve82]

Gaun yersel, fat lad.

 

[TN8]

Is that video a piss take? Genuinely just looks like the "fat aulder guy at 5s" that I'm sure we've all played with.

 

[OnTheWay]

Was just watching him on 2010 Inter campaign. What a player.

Heart disease waiting for him now unless he sheds that fat.