English and the Welsh kicking off in Tenerife

[jimcornette]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1596270948864659456

God save the King!

 

[jimbear]

A genuine multicultural event! English men fighting Welsh men outside an Irish pub!

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Like a Charlie Chaplin film in colour.

 

[GazzaLegend]

Like a Charlie Chaplin film in colour.

Brilliant, that’s exactly what it looks like

 

[Macdonsj]

Ahh it warms the heart to see 2 wonderful football supports enjoying each other’s company in the sun. Great to see the patio furniture making an appearance as well.

Why are they always fat bastards in these videos? They are utterly fucked after throwing a couple of fresh air punches

its like a Buster Bloodvessel look-a-like competition

 

[UnionBear]

Just needs the Benny Hill theme tune over it.

 

[TheHammerJorgAlbertz11]

As they always say, If ye cany riot in Qatar then riot in Tenerife.

 

[Rjbear]

The robocop polis just for the mainland?
I thought they'd have been in about that.

They usually aren’t very far from Veronica’s.

 

[Barry Slimfit]

Some of the slowest punches I’ve seen outside of the Dubois v Joyce fight

 

[GazzaLegend]

Just needs the Benny Hill theme tune over it.

Was it the Hivs and Sheep ‘firms’ that had the dance off a while back?

These was a video flying about anyway and not a punch thrown or landed. These big boys would be gubbed with the young team up here dancing and bouncing around them for 10 minutes

 

[ForzaRenfrew]

Least they are actually “fighting” and not running back and forward.

 

[BSPECIAL]

Arseholes. What's its going to be like when they play each other. Arsed ruining people's holidays. Hope the police get right into them with batons drawn.

 

[blueballsbear]

Wager it was started by Harry MacGuire, who then hid behind his mates, the sleekit c**t!

I will take you up on that wager

 

[club175]

British folk really are tossers abroad on the beers

 

[Shawsbear]

Fck! I’m going there in a fortnight with my family, I thought it would be quiet this time of year.

 

[blueballsbear]

Place would be terrible on a normal night, let alone full of pissed up wannabe hooligans.

The scheme away from the scheme

 

[kilbirnie bear]

I mind being in Magaluf during Euro 96.

It all kicked off after the England Spain game. Funny as fuck.

Was in Magaluf when we played Man Utd in our pre season tournament and there was battles outside the Prince William pub ....94' I think.

 

[Mark-Penny]

Is that boy in black made of rubber?

 

[kclarkhall]

That strip is a hole at the best of times.

Wouldn’t want to go back ever never mind during the World Cup.

 

[Bluetac 73]

black T gets put on his arse
gets a chair in the back
gets up and puts an England fan on his arse
walks back to his group and one of his own punches him in the face

outstanding level of slapheads on show too

More baldy fannies on show than an episode of Naked Attraction.

 

[Byson]

Like slo mo watching that

 

[basiltherat]

If Britain went to war these are the type of guys who would be defending us
No better case for keeping nuclear weapons than that

 

[Eddie Doc]

Just missing the Benny Hill music to make it complete.

 

[Battlefield Bear]

A squad of Poles or Ruskies would go through this shower of mouth breathers like a hot knife through butter.

I agree with the point above too, the dark coloured chair getting lobbed around just doesn't have the same 'je ne sais quoi' as a traditional white one.

 

[deBoersHeader]

Bloody rugby fans.

 

[superallythe2nd]

Some great dance moves on show there

Not sure why but the tunes on in the background seem to be appropriate

 

[HarryBosch]

Was in Magaluf when we played Man Utd in our pre season tournament and there was battles outside the Prince William pub ....94' I think.

What a pub that is. Was there in 1990 when in marched about 100 Scandinavian women who all competed for the pubs Miss Scandinavia title.

 

[BN94]

What is it with the English and plastic chairs?

 

[Macdonsj]

What is it with the English and plastic chairs?

i'm starting to think when they travel they pack 2 England tops and their patio furniture

 

[Kinghornloyal]

Man up

Complete opposite. Not interested in getting involved in all that shit. I will man up and stay away from it all

 

[Kinghornloyal]

Get your half and half scarf looked out and you will be fine mate

Probably the best idea m8 lol

 

[JohnD]

Veronica's? The human zoo. Avoid.

 

[rtan]

Complete opposite. Not interested in getting involved in all that shit. I will man up and stay away from it all

You can stay away from it all and still leave your hotel room, lol

 

[Kentbear]

Ibrox Bar is 5 minutes up the hill from there, wonder if that was mixed?

 

[blueballsbear]

More baldy fannies on show than an episode of Naked Attraction.

The maximum you would see on Naked Attraction would be 14 so its not a high bar to set.
And thats assuming all are hairless.
Normally it would be 7 and some of them would have a tuft about them, sometimes fully bushed.

 

[Draper1872]

Its amazing the amount of people in the UK who have no idea how to fight.

Its an absolute myth that fighting is ingrained in our culture.

A good comparator would be the Americans. They are taught to wrestle from a young age.

 

[Barrhead Bluenose]

The tournament has now officially started as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Simply a Bear]

Tragic. Grown men acting like that.

 

[Neilston Unionist]

This is football

 

[SecondBestIsNothing]

They’re all lucky I wasn’t there

 

[Tumbling Dice]

All that’s missing is the Scottish resistance turning up for it to really go up a level.

"A wish to report a crime .. an international war crime " .

 

[Fifebear73]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1596270948864659456

Needs the Scottish country dancing background music

 

[jweebear]

It's a melee everyone fighting everyone, no jocks no battle

 

[Barcelona72]

Christ, I was there only 5 months ago

Feeling blessed xo

You had a narrow escape D

 

[cm72]

A lot of bouncing going on there anyway.

 

[jprfc]

I mind being in Magaluf during Euro 96.

It all kicked off after the England Spain game. Funny as fuck.

Benidorm during Italia 90 was carnage

 

[TerryArcade]

The maximum you would see on Naked Attraction would be 14 so its not a high bar to set.
And thats assuming all are hairless.
Normally it would be 7 and some of them would have a tuft about them, sometimes fully bushed.

Absolutely loving this in-depth analysis of female pubic hair in a thread about football hooligans.

 

[Shawlandsloyal]

Mon the Welsh

 

[cloodie]

That's more like it.

 

[SurelyBassey]

Scum, that’s all that can be said