The most annoying football songs

[huistrasleftpeg]

Watching the Southampton v Derby game there, the home fans started up slow version of:
Oh. When. The. Saints.
Go. Marching. In.

Surely this dirge has to be the worst and most annoying football chant out there, along with the Spurs version.

Aside from the various IRAoke sung by the mhanks, what are FF’s least favourite songs?

 

[Empire]

Spurs song without a doubt.

Like a horrendous Welsh Rugby choir.

 

[Boab4]

"By far the greatest team, the world has ever seen"

Sung by every single team in England.

 

[Mackania]

"By far the greatest team, the world has ever seen"

Sung by every single team in England.

Yes, this one. Didn't know the words but just know it'll be the same one.

 

[colin]

Doe a f*cking deer

 

[Jjbscotty]

"By far the greatest team, the world has ever seen"

Sung by every single team in England.

This.

 

[dh1963]

You'll never walk alone.

The telly always treat it like something sensational. It's a dirge.

PS don't tell the gaffer I said that.

 

[Northampton Lodger]

The billy boys by English teams. Give Kilie some credit at least they get the tempo and intent right.

There’s only one ( insert a thousand names )

Small teams who bring about 500 supporters to play Rangers, Man Utd, Arsenal etc and sing about a sh*tey home support. That’s because nobody is interested playing dross like you, everybody is reading their programme or chatting to their mates,

 

[felix_nieto]

Away supports at Ibrox singing "Walking away is the Rangers way" to 50,000 bears.

WTF are they on about?

 

[Hoogsy66]

Every mentally challengeds song

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

The majority of songs English fans sing. They sing so fucking fast it does my head in.

 

[KrishnaBear]

SHow them the way to go home
They're tired and they wanna go to bed
I kid you not liverpool fc fans still sing this dear oh dear

 

[QC Wine]

Stand up if you hate. ( )

F#ck that. If you hate something or someone so much why waste the energy?

 

[E10H]

More a song sung at football, Flower of Scotland.

Shitey bastard song.

 

[Superrangers]

Spurs song without a doubt.

Like a horrendous Welsh Rugby choir.

That song (along with the Harry Kane being one of their own and Dele Alli song) is awful.

Spurs support is dire.

 

[Superrangers]

More a song sung at football, Flower of Scotland.

Shitey bastard song.

Completely agree.

Still, it’s unlikely to pollute a major tournament anytime soon.

 

[Jjbscotty]

‘Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea’ they just say Chelsea on repeat does my head in when watching them on tele.

 

[Prestwick Bear]

Sunshine on Leith, can't fucking stand it from a fanbase full of mhanky scum.

Not really a football song but it grates on my nipple ends.

 

[QC Wine]

From years ago.

Here we go, here we go,here we go.

 

[DazRFC]

We're coming down the road. Absolute garbage IMO

 

[EKBB]

Can't stand 'we'll support you ever more'.

 

[muz73]

Surely the Wallpaper Sticks to the Wall is the worst?

WATP

 

[DavieCooper on the wing]

"You're not Rangers anymore" at away grounds and their ground is full only because we are there.

 

[QC Wine]

England song.... Vindaloo

Do I hate this song, partly due to when I was at World Cup 98 in France, when some c#nt in the campsite near Marseille played it all night.

 

[minder]

There's only one (insert player name).
We used to be really guilty of it

 

[Shengus Malengus]

This won't go down well, but "Super Rangers" is downright embarrassing.

It's not so much the "19th Century Terrorist bastards"but more the "and we'll chase them everywhere."

Was it written by a child?

 

[SpikeRFC]

Not so much a song, but a chant I really can't stand, "Who are ya? Who are ya?"
Mostly sung by Fans of English teams. Absolute pish!

 

[huistrasleftpeg]

This won't go down well, but "Super Rangers" is downright embarrassing.

It's not so much the "19th Century Terrorist bastards"but more the "and we'll chase them everywhere."

Was it written by a child?

See what you’re getting at, but, find it quite rousing especially when the entire support belts it out in unison.

Against them obviously

 

[Superrangers]

It is rousing. I like the song, hence my moniker.

 

[Carson's Cat]

10 (insert country) Bombers in the Air.

The chant of cretins.

 

[Papasmurf]

Warburton is magic.

Good song at the time but it’s too catchy. I still catch myself whistling the tune. Weirdo that I am!

 

[Shengus Malengus]

‘Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea’ they just say Chelsea on repeat does my head in when watching them on tele.

Is it the same tune as "Everton, Everton, Everton, Everton,Everton, Evertiiiiiin, Everton, Everton, Everton, Eeeeeeeverton?"

Bilge.


P.s. Liverpool have a version, strangely enough.

 

[Caldow1872]

Anything from Chelsea @EastEncBear

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Another Everton one.

"For it's a grand old team to play for" to the tune of 76 trombones.

 

[huistrasleftpeg]

Warburton is magic.

Good song at the time but it’s too catchy. I still catch myself whistling the tune. Weirdo that I am!

Too true, especially at work find myself absent mindedly whistling this out, sometimes accompanied with clapping in tune

 

[Polar bear]

Spurs song without a doubt.

Like a horrendous Welsh Rugby choir.

Spurs have one song,and it is the most boring,irritating song in all of sports.I honestly hit the
mute button when watching a Spurs game. Saints,a close second.

 

[QC Wine]

1-0 to the Arsenal

That song took a lot of effort

 

[Gheorghe_Hagi]

To be honest, anything sung by English fans sound shite. It's like they're in a competition with each other to see who can sing the song the fastest.

 

[QC Wine]

(team) till I die, I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm (team) till I die.

Everyrtime I hear this I wish I could die

 

[ForzaLaudrup]

Man City - Blue Moon

Sung about a million times a game! I honestly couldn’t tell you another song of theirs as you never hear any others.

 

[TamS-RFC]

Man United chanting “attack, Attack... attack attack attack!” Is horrendous

 

[G-Bear]

you'll never walk alone (or YAWN) as it's more commonly known as......has got to be the most boring pathetic dirge ever! And as an earlier poster said, the tv commentators somehow portray it as being the best ever and most inspiring song in the world! I don't fkn think so...!

 

[bigbluenose]

The bluebells are blue I just hate that song
I hate when we sing it worst song ever.

 

[Kinbo]

Is it the same tune as "Everton, Everton, Everton, Everton,Everton, Evertiiiiiin, Everton, Everton, Everton, Eeeeeeeverton?"

Bilge.


P.s. Liverpool have a version, strangely enough.

No it’s at the slow pace of amazing grace that the UBs sing Derry’s Walls sometimes.

 

[RR83]

Penny Arcade.

Should only be enjoyed by a bunch of old dolls dancing around their handbags after one too many Baileys, not to get a football crowd going.

 

[Jamiegatami]

Any “don’t take me home” chant.

Utter drivel. Achy breaky heart FFS. To think Billy Ray Cyrus spunked out that and Miley Cyrus. Guy should be shot.

 

[PrsoGood]

Moving down south and been to a few games its amazing how shit the fans are down here.

Was at Chelsea-Fulham and the only songs sung were:

chelsea...Chelsea...CHELSEA..CHELSEA...Chelsea...chelsea..chelsea
Come on Chelsea
%^*& of Fulham (retaliation to "Come on fulham" chants from the away end)

 

[Gramps1]

Were blue were white where fucking dynamite fawkuk bairns .....

 

[temperance]

10 German bombers, a truly embarrassing song.

 

[Bluenose68]

Not sure why I dislike this song so much but hated when we sang it, 'are you watching, are you watching, are you watching 19th Century Terrorist scum?' Used to get on my tits, especially when we were playing teams in champions league but still preoccupied with them.