Clarke confirmed as Scotland Manager

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

All call-ups must provide a 4-pack of Tennents and and a bottle of Bells each for the new manager.

 

[RFC4ME]

It's a good appointment for a national team - best home nations manger by some distance.

 

[J Dawg]

He'll be out on the p**s tonight to celebrate....and the next....and the next.....

 

[bkkbear]

And the man to bring the country back together is the one that said bye bye rangers yesterday?

Wow!

 

[mr_snrub]

Good move for him, less time spent with players means more time to get pished.

 

[Cyberniv]

Used to support the national team.
I was out of it before, I suspect that's me further away than ever now.

 

[djc1980]

It's a good appointment for a national team - best home nations manger by some distance.

Although I don't think he is a world beater by any stretch, i'm fairly sure Southgate would have an argument with this given a World Semi last year

 

[Bluebrox]

Even more reason to not get behind the Scottish national team.

The guy is an arsehole. Totally unhinged.

I look forward to him mouthing back in a 'war of words' with the Scotland fans and media pack off the back of an away defeat to Latvia or somewhere like that.

 

[hms]

I’ll drink to that

 

[Stu_m85]

If in doubt..appoint a mentally challenged.

 

[Britvic55]

I'll be surprised if he lasts more than a year.

How many plastic pitches will Scotland be playing on?

 

[muttley]

Not a good idea for a man with a drink problem. Expect more Lenny-esque victimhood stories in the tabloids when it all inevitably goes wrong.

 

[RFC4ME]

Although I don't think he is a world beater by any stretch, i'm fairly sure Southgate would have an argument with this given a World Semi last year

Clarke would have a decent shout at doing that - Southgate is never taking someone like Killie to third.

 

[lwl]

New song for the TA

 

[Business_Bear]

All the best to Steve, great guy!

 

[cambridgeblue]

Expect much smoke to be blown up his backside until the results start coming in.

 

[SuperGers07]

Right, over to timmy.

announce Lennon

 

[GingerRanger]

Will his first call up be Killie’s artificial pitch?

Probably a decent enough appointment to be fair.

 

[sw26]

Scenes when he calls up Kirk Broadfoot, Chris Burke and Kris Boyd for his first squad.

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

Scum managing scum.

Wish him and them nothing but misery.

 

[Kimarcus]

Good for us as our record against him while he was Killie manager is terrible.

 

[ScotiaPapac]

Does his touchline ban carry over to international football?

Decent appointment, I think he’ll improve the team and make them harder to beat. Will he be obliged to have a Rangers minded assistant, like Walter and Eck has to have token Tim assistants?

 

[Henry Hill]

Thought he hates it up here and wanted to move back down south

 

[SouthLDNBear]

At least we won't have to worry about any of our players getting injured on international duty since the dull cunt will pick a celtic XI at every opportunity.

 

[Awrawans]

Hope no one gets injured,different use of ice now.Cheers

 

[Bear all]

Bye Bye Scotland

 

[Diego Forlan]

More time to bevvy during the week.

 

[Awrawans]

Clark the new Scotland magners.

 

[The Lone Sniper]

Les Miserable.

 

[Galstonian Oranje]

If he has the audacity to select a rangers player, i hope the reply is bye bye stevie

 

[Masonic Penny]

Thought he hates it up here and wanted to move back down south

It’s basically a part time, well paid job. He can now base himself in London where there is no racism or serious knife crime.

 

[Tommyhlrsc]

Who'd have thunk eh?

 

[rangers for life]

This is his path to the Tims,Lennon gets another season with Clarke their new manager in a year.

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

The international breaks next season will be exciting.

 

[Portrushbear]

More drinking time for him

Glad to see the back of him if I'm honest

 

[Hank]

At least he'll join the players when they have an all night bevvy session.

 

[Blue Skies At Night]

Good for us as our record against him while he was Killie manager is terrible.

I suspect that lego pitch had more to do with our bad record v Kilmarnock than he did.

 

[SouthLDNBear]

This is his path to the Tims,Lennon gets another season with Clarke their new manager in a year.

They're not that stupid. Lennon is never in a million fucking years getting the gig. Unfortunately.

 

[Talktalk]

He'll be out on the p**s tonight to celebrate....and the next....and the next.....

He was out last night and I saw him at 1am and he certainly wasn’t pissed

 

[RFC4ME]

If he has the audacity to select a rangers player, i hope the reply is bye bye stevie

I doubt it will be based on Gerrards comments yesterday - that aside as someone who Captained his international team I doubt Gerrard is going to rob his own players of the chance to play for their country.

 

[BlueHaze]

Overwhelmed with indifference.

 

[Awrawans]

Shareholders of smirnoff are pleased with the announcement.

 

[Kimarcus]

I suspect that lego pitch had more to do with our bad record v Kilmarnock than he did.

We've had 6 points from 4 league games at Ibrox against him. It's definitely in large part due to him too.

 

[simplyzebest]

And the man to bring the country back together is the one that said bye bye rangers yesterday?

Wow!

And bye bye C****c...

 

[Hebridean blue]

Good appointment and good that we can expect to beat Killie again

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

It’s basically a part time, well paid job. He can now base himself in London where there is no racism or serious knife crime.

He can spend more time around all those well behaved Chelsea supporters that he thanks god for introducing him to.

 

[BlueStu72]

On the bright side, at least Kilmarnock will be easy points next season again.

 

[ZvP]

Crazy to think that we could take an extra 10 league points off Kilmarnock alone next season now that he's away.

 

[Bluebrox]

Clearly taking it for the increased Duty Free opportunities.

 

[Sandbear]

I suspect that lego pitch had more to do with our bad record v Kilmarnock than he did.

That doesn’t explain our dropped points at home.
It’s more to do with the way his teams play, if they get a goal they start time wasting be it first minute or last, they dive and don’t mind a cynical foul or two. If Scotland play like that I wonder if the press will be so enamoured with him?

 

[georgeclooney]

Jose couldnt lift our National team so how is Clarke going to improve them ?
Defo monkey appointment.