Some chants of yesteryear

[mdingwall]

 

[Gheorghe_Hagi]

Two of my all time favourites, both from Newcastle fans -

"Hot dog, jumping frog, Albert Luque"
- To the tune of King of Rock and Roll by Prefab Sprout

"Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye
Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye etc"
- To the Happy Days theme tune

 

[jaws73]

Don’t blame it on the Biscan,
Don’t blame it on the Hamann,
Don’t blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can’t, he just can’t, he just can’t control his feet..


Liverpool fans chant to Blame it on the Boogie

 

[Ranger37]

Mind the FF leaflet with new songs on it being handed out before games “have I told you Hateley that I love you”

 

[Willem Bear]

“We’re MENTAL we’re CRAZY,
We’re AFF oor FÜCKIN’ HEIDS!

. . . Ahhh, 70’s nostalgia, you just can’t beat it!

 

[amabluestar]

Come and have a go with the Ibrox agaro.

Old time loyal.

 

[mark hateley]

Mind the FF leaflet with new songs on it being handed out before games “have I told you Hateley that I love you”

Yeah you slid into my DMs last night you big tease.

 

[Carson’s chosen few]

Two of my all time favourites, both from Newcastle fans -

"Hot dog, jumping frog, Albert Luque"
- To the tune of King of Rock and Roll by Prefab Sprout

"Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye
Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye etc"
- To the Happy Days theme tune

Lubo’s a gypsy and father Gerry shagged a pole

 

[hyndlandloyal]

Best ever IMHO is the Man United one for Park Ji-Sung when he played for them;

"Park Park wherever you may be,
you eat dogs in your own country,
But it could be worse, you could be scouse,
Eating rats in a council house'

Cannot be topped. Funny as.

 

[hods967]

Come and have a go with the Ibrox agaro.

Old time loyal.

Your gonna get yer fukin heads kicked in

Also old time loyal

 

[DC Anchor]

always thought Com'n have a go with the Ibrox Aggro was a classic

 

[jprfc]

Your gonna get yer fukin heads kicked in

Also old time loyal

" Your going home in a Glasgow Ambulance "

 

[Porrohman]

glory glory what a hell of a way to die......... to die a ...... .......

 

[The Canny Man]

Get it up you while you’re young - directed at any female who happened to be walking round the pitchside. Don’t hear it much nowadays.

 

[mdingwall]

Get it up you while you’re young - directed at any female who happened to be walking round the pitchside. Don’t hear it much nowadays.

Usually directed toward the majorettes.

 

[jaws73]

"There'll be no holy water in the cup...."

An oft sung ditty in my younger days.

 

[Battlefield Bear]

He's six foot three, he's got a tan, he disnae eat for ramadan.

Genius.

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

Peter Reid has a fuckin' monkey heid,
a fuckin' monkey heid,
a fuckin' monkey heid.

Alfie's a Barrel,
Alfie's a Barrel of shite,
Shite, shite!!

 

[Wamphray_Loyal]

Come and have a go with the Ibrox agaro.

Old time loyal.

I have a feeling a new signing that sounds a wee bit like agaro at stretch might get that chant

 

[huistra23]

Your gonna get yer fukin heads kicked in

Also old time loyal

Before political correctness.
Wilson's a ******

 

[Papa Sasac]

When you’re sat in Row Z,
And the ball hits your head,
That’s Zamoraaaaa...

To Dean Martin - That’s Amore

 

[sprally]

Hello Hello

Happy new year
Happy new year
(One for the older bears)

 

[TamS-RFC]

Two of my all time favourites, both from Newcastle fans -

"Hot dog, jumping frog, Albert Luque"
- To the tune of King of Rock and Roll by Prefab Sprout

"Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye
Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye etc"
- To the Happy Days theme tune

Those are absolutely outstanding

 

[1312]

“We’re MENTAL we’re CRAZY,
We’re AFF oor FÜCKIN’ HEIDS!

. . . Ahhh, 70’s nostalgia, you just can’t beat it!

songs this?

 

[fotze2]

Before political correctness.
Wilson's a **

Best ever IMHO is the Man United one for Park Ji-Sung when he played for them;

"Park Park wherever you may be,
you eat dogs in your own country,
But it could be worse, you could be scouse,
Eating rats in a council house'

Cannot be topped. Funny as.

****

The Nakamura one was better.

 

[fotze2]

It's my attic and I'll fry if I want to....

 

[Tommy1656]

If you walk into the mermaid
You will hear a famous cry
Get out ya fen bstrds or your liable to die
WATP

 

[Up the road]

Can you hear the Copland sing...................east enclosure loyal.

 

[Up the road]

Let’s all do the Anton......

 

[Bordersbear]

“We’re MENTAL we’re CRAZY,
We’re AFF oor FÜCKIN’ HEIDS!

. . . Ahhh, 70’s nostalgia, you just can’t beat it!

Strangely enough I was thinking of something similar the other day and could not mind the words.

We don’t carry hammers we don’t carry blades we just carry hatchets to bury in your heads.

 

[Raffles]

Two of my all time favourites, both from Newcastle fans -

"Hot dog, jumping frog, Albert Luque"
- To the tune of King of Rock and Roll by Prefab Sprout

"Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye
Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye etc"
- To the Happy Days theme tune

They’ve had some crackers.

To the tune of Rupert the bear -
Phillippe! Phillippe Albert! everyone knows your name!

And the kinks Lola, changed to la la la Ginola

 

[PMB1872]

To the tune of Go West:
Posh Spice takes it up the arse
Posh Spice takes it up the arse
Etc etc

 

[tattiet]

Frank Mcgarveys wife.. and Fanny Fanny ..McGrain weren't the most pc but it's what we did back in the day ..

 

[TibbsyBear]

Arsenal’s was a belter to be fair -

“Let's talk about Cesc baby, lets talk about Flam-in-i, let's talk about Theo Walcott, Freddie Ljungberg and Henry, let's talk about Cesc."

To the tune of Salt and Pepa's Let's Talk About Sex

 

[Orangeandblue]

Strangely enough I was thinking of something similar the other day and could not mind the words.

We don’t carry hammers we don’t carry blades we just carry hatchets to bury in your heads.

We hate Glasgow Celtic, we hate Aberdeen
We’re the pride of Europe and loyal to our Queen.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

When the ball hits his head
and goes into row zed
that's Zamora.

 

[Dapre]

Christmas time. Band aid - Feed the world.
“Feed the Scousers, let them know it’s Christmas time...”

 

[minder]

Its magic you know,
Rangers and Catholics dont go.....Not very PC now to be fair

 

[vinnie]

I remember watching Birmingham City get relegated against Liverpool a few years back.

Liverpool fans:
Going down, going down, going down...

Birmingham Fans:
So are we, so are we, so are we...

 

[QC Wine]

Your gona get your f*cking head kicked in.

A great rendition on this video I use to own.,
go to 20 min 20 secs (replay of Leeds goal at Ayresome Park)

Edit. Removed video as I can not get it to work

 

[thelangloyal]

Standing on a corner swinging my chain,
Along came a fen*** and asked me my name.
I kicked him in the balls and kicked him in the head.
Now that fen*** is dead.

Na na na na na na na ...............................

 

[BillySimpson]

Walking down the Donegal Road to see the Windsor aces,
All the lads you should have seen us coming,
We're only here to drink your beer and shag your dirty women,
All the lads and lasses smiles upon our faces,
Walking down the Donegal Road to see the Windsor aces

 

[dynamo_rosco]

He’s big, he’s red.
His feet stick out the bed....Peter Crouch!

He’s here, he’s there.
He’s shagging Dani Behr.....Ferdinand!

 

[A kind of blue]

Your gonna get yer fukin heads kicked in

Also old time loyal

There's gonna be a nasty accident.

 

[Orangeandblue]

He’s big, he’s red.
His feet stick out the bed....Peter Crouch!

Song for John Carew the 6ft 5inch Norwegian striker to
the tune of Que Sera

John Carew, Carew he’s bigger than me and you John Carew, Carew.

 

[The Canny Man]

Anyone remember the very un-PC “Wilson’s a darkie”. Directed at former filth player Paul Wilson who was, let’s just say, not as white as the driven snow.

 

[A kind of blue]

I remember watching Birmingham City get relegated against Liverpool a few years back.

Liverpool fans:
Going down, going down, going down...

Birmingham Fans:
So are we, so are we, so are we...

Also sung by Birmingham fans a long time ago, " Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankley, have you heard of the North Bank Highbury? Shankley said no, I don't think so, but I've heard of the City, aggro. Na na na na na na na etc." Not wishing to credit Villa but they sing one about Blues that amuses me, to the tune of "my old man said follow the van".
My old man said be a City fan, but I said "bollocks, you're a cvnt".

 

[Orangeandblue]

Anyone remember the very un-PC “Wilson’s a darkie”. Directed at former filth player Paul Wilson who was, let’s just say, not as white as the driven snow.

Yep. And the “Paul Wilson he’s Jungle fresh” one after the peanuts advert.

 

[Bumplittledipper]

Celtic thought they had money
They bought McAvennie thats funny
Now lets be frank, McAvennies a wank
My oh my

 

[Stanley Yelnats]

If I had the wings of a sparrow...