Some chants of yesteryear

"We're gonna wreck parkheid" early eighties.

It was sung so often and by so many the authorities started issuing warnings because they were worried we were going to do it.
 
Beatles yellow submarine tune

We all live in an orange submarine
The phen!@ns think it's green
But it's an orange submarine
 
During the 70,s when Tommy Docherty was Man United manager, he started an affair with the Physiotherapist,s wife Mary Brown
When it became public & they were playing Liverpool the Kop started
"Who,s up Mary Brown Who's up Mary Brown "
To the tune of Knees up mother Brown
 
na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
Glasgow Rangers

so listen all you rat catchers just turn yourself about
you'll mibbe get in to bridgeton
but you'll never get f*ckin out
 
Aberdeen, Aberdeen,
Cannae kick a jellybean,
Celtic cannae kick a ball,
Rangers are the best of all!
 
There was a Tim his name was McGinn
We used to chuck tomatoes at him
Tomatoes are soft and they don’t hurt the skin
But these fuckers do cos they’re still in the tin

Nial McGinn Gin Gin , he is a fkn Tim
Nial McGinn Gin Gin he’s hunger striker thin
To left to the right, he smears his walls with s&&@e
He can’t tackle , he can’t pass
And a priest fingered his ???
 
Good looking females who may encroach the pitch or walk round the field used to get from the terraces or stands..


# Get it up ye while yer young #


They never seemed too perturbed when hearing it.
 
Anyone remember when they were getn the piggery upgraded to meccano standard and we played the sheep in the Scottish cup final 1993.

The last game and we sang..


# The Sash in the jungle #

# We sang the Sash in the jungle #


They knew it was happening as it was mentioned weeks/ days before in press reports and in the public scene in general.


Well, what they did was arranged a friendly to prevent us being the last set of supporters in their jungle.


For any of you younger posters, that IS the fuukin truth.
 
No Pope, priest or Holy “Waater”,
No home rule for Ireland,
If I had a Tommy Gun,
I’d shoot EVERY F3NIAN HUN,
Just for walking on The Queen’s Highway . . . sooooo

Bring on The Hibs, The Hearts, The Celtic,
Bring on Spaniards by the score . . . etc., etc.,
 
When the bold Wayne was caught with a gas cooker (not the granny one) in a Manchester hotel...

Who's that shagging in the Lowry
Who's that with a dirty brass
It's Wayne Rooney and his ho
Giving every hole a go
Cos Colleen wouldn't take it up the....
 
One of my favs was the spontaneous one leaving Hampdump after the Lovenkrands final to 30,000 bears singing "Hartson, he missed a penalty"
 
Shoot a 19th Century Terrorist in the head
As you petrol bomb his home
Kick him in the balls
As you sing no pope of Rome
Unfortunately can’t remember the next lines
Those were the good old days you could sing and not worry about getting jailed
 
I'd rather be a darkie than a tim.
Oh i'd rather be a darkie than a tim
Oh i'd rather be a darkie, rather be a darkie
Rather be a darkie than a tim.
 
Whitegates loyal Motherwell bus late 80's


There was a bird,
A 19th Century Terrorist bird,
Which landed on,
My widow cill,
I coaxed it in,
Withh a piece of bread,
And then I smashed the b@stards head.
Repeat...
 
hyndlandloyal said:
Best ever IMHO is the Man United one for Park Ji-Sung when he played for them;

"Park Park wherever you may be,
you eat dogs in your own country,
But it could be worse, you could be scouse,
Eating rats in a council house'

Cannot be topped. Funny as.
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Nakamura ate his dog, ate his dog
Nakamura ate his dog, ate his dog
He sliced it and diced it and put it in a wok
Nakamura ate his dog
 
Gary said:
Aberdeen, Aberdeen,
Cannae kick a jellybean,
Celtic cannae kick a ball,
Rangers are the best of all!
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Some of our support must have been fortunate to escape a jail sentence for that wee ditty.

That is so fuukin sectarian, dear God.
 
Rangers fans sun
Raffles said:
They’ve had some crackers.

To the tune of Rupert the bear -
Phillippe! Phillippe Albert! everyone knows your name!

And the kinks Lola, changed to la la la Ginola
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Rangers fans sung that for Tommy Tommy McLean everyone knows his name
 
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