Club confirm Itten

[Hellfire]

On his way to sign for us right now. 100%.

 

[The Predator]

Day late record

 

[The Underfaker]

On his way to sign for us right now. 100%.

How’s Graceland bro ?

 

[Stevethebluenose90]

Good player?

 

[ThePizzaCat]

Hope he wasn't coming on the titanic as heard it has just sank.

 

[Gazza4d]

You Tube and Google here I come!! Know nothing about him.

 

[linthousebear1981]

Itten and Roofe in, Alfie by the end of the week then? I doubt we would be able to keep those 3 happy with the formation we play.

 

[student_loyal]

If only the other thread hadn't beaten you to it over an hour ago,

 

[a_weir]

To be fair the OP might mean he's literally on his way to Ibrox... not that it's news he's signing

 

[Hellfire]

If only the other thread hadn't beaten you to it over an hour ago,

Sorry guys I didn't see the other thread but I've just met him.

 

[Hellfire]

To be fair the OP might mean he's literally on his way to Ibrox... not that it's news he's signing

Yes he's literally on his way.

 

[Simply a Bear]

Sorry guys I didn't see the other thread but I've just met him.

Outside the blue lagoon?

 

[ThePizzaCat]

Sorry guys I didn't see the other thread but I've just met him.

More details please

 

[Joebones]

Sorry guys I didn't see the other thread but I've just met him.

In Glasgow? Or on holiday in Switzerland........

 

[Hellfire]

More details please

I've just met him and agent. Definitely heading to sign.

 

[student_loyal]

Sorry guys I didn't see the other thread but I've just met him.

Now THAT's more interesting.

Where did you meet him?

 

[niloC]

Homebase?

 

[Hellfire]

In Glasgow? Or on holiday in Switzerland........

In Glasgow, on his way to sign.

 

[Loud and proud]

I need to know more.

 

[student_loyal]

You need to explain how this meeting came about or you're just another blowhard

 

[Marfc_84]

Are you Airport Hauntie?

 

[Russ H]

Sorry guys I didn't see the other thread but I've just met him.

Homebase Loyal Lol

 

[RLatapy]

I've just met him and agent. Definitely heading to sign.

At glasgow airport?

 

[Hellfire]

You need to explain how this meeting came about or you're just another blowhard

Happy to PM, just met him and his agent.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Where abouts in Glasgow? Was he tall? Did he have the steely look in his eye of a centre forward who would rattle in 30 goals a season? Trainers or shoes?

details we need details!

 

[student_loyal]

Happy to PM, just met him and his agent.

FK yer PM - get it telt.

MI5 aren't going to come after you.

 

[BucksBear]

Double unveiling as alfie exits stage left?

 

[Sutton_Blows_goats]

Just heard John Lennon was shot. RIP

 

[TynesideTrueBlue]

Any pics please need proof.

 

[Clubdeckg]

Did you give him directions to Blue Lagoon?!

 

[Uddy Gers]

Happy to PM, just met him and his agent.

Why would you need to PM where you met him?

 

[WinkieWATP]

Itten the bag?

 

[wsb&warmy]

Sorry guys I didn't see the other thread but I've just met him.

What aftershave was he wearing?

 

[coplandrearl36]

Thought he was already at Rangers Training ground, what time did you meet him.

 

[Hellfire]

Where abouts in Glasgow? Was he tall? Did he have the steely look in his eye of a centre forward who would rattle in 30 goals a season? Trainers or shoes?

details we need details!

Tall, blonde/brown hair yeezy trainers black tracksuit, with agent clutching documents with a rangers crest on them. Couldn't take a pic as I was working

 

[Its-Sebo]

I've just met him and agent. Definitely heading to sign.

Is he handsome?

 

[ThePizzaCat]

FK yer PM - get it telt.

MI5 aren't going to come after you.

Actual lol's.

Send someone a PM so we can plaster it on here

 

[Main Stand]

Tall, blonde/brown hair yeezy trainers black tracksuit, with agent clutching documents with a Rangers crest on them. Couldn't take a pic as I was working

*contract offer withdrawn*

 

[Sutton_Blows_goats]

Sorry guys I didn't see the other thread but I've just met him.

We've found the security guard lads

 

[Hellfire]

Thought he was already at Rangers Training ground, what time did you meet him.

10 mins ago, 30-40 mins and he'll be at the training ground.

 

[WearsideGallantFew]

I believe.

 

[HamiltonBear]

Where abouts in Glasgow? Was he tall? Did he have the steely look in his eye of a centre forward who would rattle in 30 goals a season? Trainers or shoes?

details we need details!

Green shorts, bin the fecker.

 

[Ke55y]

Tall, blonde/brown hair yeezy trainers black tracksuit, with agent clutching documents with a Rangers crest on them. Couldn't take a pic as I was working

The plot thickens.......where's that I smell shite GIF

 

[Main Stand]

I honestly have no memory of him at St Johnstone.

EDIT: Seems to be a wiki wind up.

 

[Rio Loyal]

Tall, blonde/brown hair yeezy trainers black tracksuit, with agent clutching documents with a Rangers crest on them. Couldn't take a pic as I was working

Where did you see them mate ?

 

[Ambiorix]

Did you take a secret photo of his earlobe?

 

[Jjbscotty]

I honestly have no memory of him at St Johnstone.

That’s because he’s never played with them.

 

[Bear of Burnside]

I honestly have no memory of him at St Johnstone.

Think someone is at the wind up on Wikipedia.

 

[Sutton_Blows_goats]

Tall, blonde/brown hair yeezy trainers black tracksuit, with agent clutching documents with a Rangers crest on them. Couldn't take a pic as I was working

Can you confirm if he jetted in mate?

 

[cooprfc]

That’s because he’s never played with them.

Was on loan there according to Wiki but recalled early