Brandon Barker hair salon opening

[mdingwall]

 

[SuperAlly1990]

His hair is mental. He would get less stick if he just shaved it all off. Surely for the money that he's on he could get a hair transplant!

 

[coplandrearl36]

His hair is mental. He would get less stick if he just shaved it all off. Surely for the money that he's on he could get a hair transplant!

You mean that is not one.

 

[Joeblue10]

Some guys would give a bollock for hair like Barkers...

 

[WinkieWATP]

His hair is mental. He would get less stick if he just shaved it all off. Surely for the money that he's on he could get a hair transplant!

I was listening to Goughie(Talksport) talking about his hair transplant the other day. Sounds horrendous. Just shave it aff.

 

[IndianaJones]

Said in the match thread he should shave his dome - total Archie MacPherson of a combover.

 

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[MightyGersLand!]

 

[Thommo2006]

Some guys would give a bollock for hair like Barkers...

I've been a slap head since I was 27, I'd rather my chrome dome than whatever is going on with Barker's barnet

 

[billytheflid]

Like a scene from a horror film. Looks like some mad alien is attacking him trying to suck his brain oot.

 

[muz73]

He is our very own 21st Century Ralph Coates.

 

[possilbear2]

looks like Gregor fishers baldy man character

 

[dh1963]

It's Drew Jarvie!

Anyone under 50 might struggle with that comment

 

[Gogso]

Some guys would give a bollock for hair like Barkers...

Those words could be re assembled to better describe the lads hair

 

[mdingwall]

https://media.giphy.com/media/IUjDttNgU6Dq8/giphy.gif

 

[Snakehips]

That’s just plain mean. True, but mean.

Hopefully he will just give into the baldness soon and shave it.

 

[Gdawg]

A comb over is difficult to pull off.

A comb over while running around a football pitch is impossible.

Maybe he's so pish as he's worried about his combover being exposed.

Get it shaved, for all our sakes.

 

[GR4Dave]

Imagine trying not to laugh in the team showers ffs.....

 

[Sommefb]

Looks like the auld hamlet advert

 

[Gameboy]

At times I genuinely though it was a wig bobbing about.

I’ve just faced up to the fact my hair is done, I think Barker needs to do the same.

 

[Ke55y]

This is the threads I like my sides are splitting with some of the comments brillant

 

[Beanyrfc79]

Like a scene from a horror film. Looks like some mad alien is attacking him trying to suck his brain oot.

Reminds me of the Simpsons Halloween episode when Homer gets Snakes hair

 

[Jaws II]

If I was his team mate I would be ripping the pish out of him for that disaster

 

[BobbyShearer55-65]

Deary me. That's even worse than Kent's devil horns ponytail.

 

[miraculous]

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that wouldn't happen if he didn't run so fast. it's his own fault i

 

[Delboy1962]

It's Drew Jarvie!

Anyone under 50 might struggle with that comment

Drew Jarvie....wow a blast from the past !

 

[MightyGersLand!]

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that wouldn't happen if he didn't run so fast. it's his own fault i

I must have ran fast as %^*&.
I've only the bit underneath.

 

[Ke55y]

Like a scene from a horror film. Looks like some mad alien is attacking him trying to suck his brain oot.

Honestly I.m tears with that can't stop laughing brilliant bud. Lol

 

[rfc4ever]

Barkers problem was when he got up to speed his hair tried to fly off his heid like a bad hair piece, must have caused some amount of drag and slowed him down he needs to get a shorter hair cut with the hair he has left and accept the residing hairline.

 

[Jamiegatami]

Roy Munson = Brandon Barker

 

[cm72]

https://media.giphy.com/media/IUjDttNgU6Dq8/giphy.gif

I was waiting for the ear to fall off lol

 

[coplandrearl36]

Bobby Charlton, it worked for him.

 

[Jan Wyck]

I think he doesn't take any notice of critiques of his performances on the park.

I think he is just happy to get home without anyone calling him "Baldy".

 

[DarrenGers72]

That's a trip hazard. He'll do himself an injury

 

[beowulf]

It's Drew Jarvie!

Anyone under 50 might struggle with that comment

Or Tom "Kojak" Stevens who played for East Fife during the same period.

 

[BlueDel]

Is this a still from the game? Genuine? I was working and keeping one eye on the game. This isn't real, surely

 

[Austin says Ibrox Baby]

No way that is a real pic

 

[Jaws II]

No way that is a real pic

It is and I saw it during the game

 

[BlueDel]

No way that is a real pic

Yeah, I'm kinda looking for proof too

 

[Austin says Ibrox Baby]

It is and I saw it during the game

He better find out superquick where Griffiths got his transplant.............and avoid it at all costs cos they made a right James Hunt of it!

 

[CoulibalyLoyal]

Needs to invest some better double sided tape and Velcro.

 

[spotlight]

Drew Jarvie meets Henry Hall
Just get it shaved Brandon, easier to deal with on all fronts

 

[JimmyBuffetloyal]

It's like a serpent emerging from his napper

 

[The Hooded Claw]

Said in the match thread he should shave his dome - total Archie MacPherson of a combover.

You dont see as many combovers nowadays, some of them were a work of art

 

[Queenstreetloyal]

Almost as bad as his right foot

 

[Stevie13000]

It's Drew Jarvie!

Anyone under 50 might struggle with that comment

It’s ok I get it lol

 

[Forzapapac]

He's needing a Kris Boyd special

 

[Professor Yaffle]

If you had a hairline like thumb you'd try to hide it lol

Poor guy

 

[FriscoBlue]

I was listening to Goughie(Talksport) talking about his hair transplant the other day. Sounds horrendous. Just shave it aff.

Never knew Goughie had a transplant, met him a few times the last couple of years. would never know.

 

[subversive_bear]

Poor guy will be gutted when he sees that photo. Hopefully it gives him a reality check that will see the clippers unleashed.