Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Simply a Bear]

This is Kerryfail street live show.

Kerryfail: The Musical.

The east end show of the year. Join us in this musical extravaganza as we hear the tortured calls of obsessed fans as they try to understand why their team lost to a team that doesn't exist.

 

[gusty2]

When does this pish end?. I‘m hoping for some kerryfail nutters coming on and talking about smashed tele’s and the sort.

8pm sir

 

[Chopper1974]

In all seriousness they best double the fences on the erskine bridge when we win 55. Defo that guy will be in the queue

 

[Kimarcus]

Boring shite.

 

[Rangers4ever1971]

joe from Port Glasgow would be good

 

[TerrySilverLoyal]

Some lady's front bottom send out the SOS to articulated laurie

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

I bought a ten pack of lager for £10 the other day, it's now worth about 12p as scrap, lol.

Funny !

 

[Gio#56]

glad you guys like that, was a bit nervous and never got everything out I wanted

 

[insanicdrunk]

Not enough moon howling!!

 

[BluenoseMark]

was i on? family in erskine?

Top work

 

[Cavalera]

Chinook hovering over the top of Gerrard as he talks?

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

What's the 'noise' in the background? Are they finally bulldozing that pit?

 

[insanicdrunk]

I had to look the boy up i have never heard of him!

Signed in January anf and has never played.
Brilliant transfer dealings by the orcs

Not played and a beggar is greeting for him to play!!

 

[Cavalera]

was i on? family in erskine?

Brilliant mate.

 

[insanicdrunk]

What's the 'noise' in the background? Are they finally bulldozing that pit?

Lennons hydraulic dildo.

 

[Captain Cutlass]

Gerrard playing it exactly right!

 

[Jorg]

must be bad at the filth when the usual nutters know they are pish and have lost the will to call in!

 

[Monster]

Laurie from Denniston must be hiding

He phoned up Go radio football show last week enquiring about the possibility of Celtic having the game postponed and was essentially told to beat it.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Get Laurie on.

You want to know some big words for

‘we are pish’ ?

 

[nelster]

‘3 years behind Rangers’

 

[Raffles]

Yaaas! Stephen from Airdrie piling into TLB!

 

[Rangerscoverboy]

We have a live one

 

[Red White &Blue]

Pleter lawell! HAHA

 

[insanicdrunk]

2 years ago we were 5 years ahead of Rangers, now we are 3 years behind them!!

Inject that right in my veins.!

 

[Dcalm]

Has any of them said baffle, baffling, or baffled yet?

 

[Jamiegatami]

did this guy just call the bravest man in football useless?

 

[gusty2]

3 years behind Rangers now

 

[Onslow52]

He's absolutely fizzing

 

[nelster]

Hugh has nearly got his 90s rattled / serious voice on

Artur Boruc

 

[weetam3106]

Loving the pain in this mentally challenged bastards voice. John Kennedy clueless lol bring back Boruc lol

 

[TheGerz89]

Bring back boruc ffs

 

[davstr]

Has any of them said baffle, baffling, or baffled yet?

baffult

 

[The Golden God]

Was this nutter wanting a 40 year old Boruc signed?

Sort of fell out listening to him

 

[insanicdrunk]

He wants borat back!!!! Fat roly poly Holy goalie!

 

[Dcalm]

2 years ago we were 5 years ahead of Rangers, now we are 3 years behind them!!

Inject that right in my veins.!

And he wants Artur Boric.

 

[Jorg]

did this guy just call the bravest man in football useless?

he 'nose' he's a donkey

 

[insanicdrunk]

Kennedy is clueless, that is wrong, he is the bravest man in football ffs!

 

[Recoba]

The bravest man in football getting it now

 

[Captain Cutlass]

Shoo, surely you don't speak for ALL celtc fans?

FFS!

 

[Luthgibear]

Good job James has moved away from Erskine....

 

[Liviger1984]

Keevins is raging... hahaha trying to keep it together.

 

[nelster]

5 million Goalkeeper looks scared stiff

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

You want to know some big words for

‘we are pish’ ?

Aye, Erm. Aye, Erm aye pish.

 

[Gio#56]

Good job James has moved away from Erskine....

ha ha, wish i said more now

 

[Bknowe]

Shuggie in full defend TLB mode tonight.

 

[Jamiegatami]

ZERO!

 

[willowbankbear]

This ones hilarious,

 

[Raffles]

Zero!
Go and get Eddie Howe!!

 

[Pablo Escobar]

Eddie howe? Bwhahahahaha

 

[Mrs_Prso]

“Zero”