Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Clicker]

Hell hath no fury like a mentally challenged guttit.

 

[OohAhHuistra]

 

[DunantBlue]

Old 4 priests saying the dhims will win all their games before they play us again!

I'd strongly fancy that he'll be proved right when you look at their fixtures between now and then

 

[monkey magic]

Yasssss....not a "baffult" but i'll take a "guttit" from James who is quite clearly "guttit"

" Devistaited ! " lol

 

[norm1890]

This guy sounds like a wain whose ma has told him santa doesnt exist. It’s no fir.

What! Since when.....break it to me gently why don't you.

 

[RoyalBlue1]

I'd strongly fancy that he'll be proved right when you look at their fixtures between now and then

Outside of the Kilmarnock fixtures I'd agree too, thats not an easy game for anyone, let alone the tims.

 

[DorsetLoyal]

Can anyone do a photoshop of celebrity with their team and Niec? That would be brilliant.

 

[Simply a Bear]

Brilliant, can you add their team?

 

[Ubik]

what is this bellend on about

 

[RWL12]

Michael has been punted

 

[Number 4]

He used to read the podcast

 

[Tugay1872]

Mad mentally challenged nugget saying he used to write/call into the Record but cannae now coz of the pandemic. Fook me.

 

[Northampton_Loyalist]

Michael has been punted

100% cut off you heard it fade out

 

[Rangerista]

Michael's just lost it

 

[RoyalBlue1]

Michael...a canny write in to the record now cos a covid!!

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Wtf was gumsy on about before getting punted off?

 

[weeneebs]

100% cut off you heard it fade out

Hahaha hes 100% had a pop at auld shug there

 

[Rangerista]

Hugh's forensically dissecting Lenny now, tremendous listening!

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Michael used to phone the Daily Rhebel hotline. But can't any more because of the pandemic. But he does read the podcast.

Splendid stuff.

 

[weetam3106]

Hill-fucking-lairious

 

[RWL12]

Michael...a canny write in to the record now cos a covid!!

Our masonic covid gets the blane again

 

[insanicdrunk]

Caller earlier talking about goals "they've spent money on midfield and strikers, but done f all with the defence". Apart from a dodgy keeper, full back and Duff Man!

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Dropped his tenner bag and panicked.

 

[insanicdrunk]

Michael...a canny write in to the record now cos a covid!!

They arent opening Michael's post!

What away to come on "I used to live in Cardonald, eh Hugh keevins!"

 

[Blue As]

Flabergastit

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

FLABBERGASTED!

 

[DorsetLoyal]

Brilliant, can you add their team?

 

[RWL12]

A nice lounge sounds good.

 

[insanicdrunk]

Making a lounge, so they can get the lines out!

 

[sofakineazy]

Baffult

Gut it

Flabber gas tit

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

" KLING ON SPEAKING "

 

[Broxmeister]

Cardonald Mick, more like methadone Mick

 

[Rangerista]

A quiet zone at Lennoxtown will solve everything, seems the players are missing each other!

 

[Plissken]

Imagine being a scum fan thinking he's finally getting the sack only to find out they're building a social area lol

 

[Ubik]

raging

 

[insanicdrunk]

That is pathfetic!!

 

[Number 4]

OMFG....... they are gonna build a surf club!

Get Alf Stewart on the phone

Pafettic!

 

[Carnager]

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[weetam3106]

Barry from Barrhead. Flabbergastit.

they’ve a tainted quadruple treble in play, they are playing pish but ffs there would be a Tesco over parkhead If they went through what we did.
Gfitw my Ronson lighter.

 

[Sam English]

Are any of the Mutants baffult yet ?

 

[Bluetac 73]

Barry is glorious

 

[Changingman]

This boys on the warpath

 

[Blue As]

A quiet zone at Lennoxtown will solve everything, seems the players are missing each other!

So the players can socially distance at Lennoxtown as well as on the pitch.

 

[Ubik]

wonder what they will call this Lounge?

 

[BN94]

They don’t talk to each other? Let’s build a lounge. This is fuckin amazing. Just keep winning Rangers

 

[RWL12]

The lounge will have a French corner... and tampon dispenser in toilet for Laxalt

 

[DougieJones]

Is it not screamingly obvious that Lennon is medicated out his nut? Last year I had really bad sciatica - was on tramadol and strong painkillers. I probably spoke like treacly teeth there. His running Celtic right now is like a sleeping man driving a car, great stuff.

 

[Simply a Bear]

The lounge will have a French corner... and tampon dispenser in toilet for Laxalt

And a naughty step for Brown.

 

[sofakineazy]

wonder what they will call this Lounge?

The rumpus room.

 

[Its-Sebo]

The lounge stuff is truly unbelievable – in what world does he think it's a good time to mention that as a solution to getting another 4-1 pumping? It's as if he's being fed lines to say to the press but he's too stupid to realise is trying to take the piss out of him.

Most of his players have been together for years.

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