Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[TheWalletInspector]

He said he shouldn’t have been there, but was asked a direct question about physio coverage and answered that under normal circs it wouldn’t be out of the ordinary for injured players to go to maintain that treatment and recovery plan. But, he added, these weren’t ordinary circumstances.

Apologies, missed him saying he shouldn't have. I thought he was just saying the team shouldn't have been there in the first place.

 

[ottawabear]

As opposed to Auld Shoo, who is incontinent.

And Dalziel who is incompetent.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Someone tweet Callum McGregors OF goal in

You're a bad man!

 

[Chryston Bear]

 

[sofakineazy]

Giuidi is beginning to sound like old bawbag keevins

 

[oldtimer]

Bravo that last guy

He was excellent
f it was a private
Even with Duncan’s do you know that wasn’t a private area

ok, no, we don’t 100% know, but there’s a 99.99% chance the hotel didn’t close the bar and the pool to everyone but Celtic.

There’s being fair and there’s being ridiculous. Duncan is being ridiculous there.

someone texted and asked him if it was a private area who took the photo's then.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

That would be Barlanark then, where Monkey Magic and Big Grigo would promptly kick his c.unt in.

Well kent henchmen of McGraw back in the day.

A breeze mate. He’d have been our Avon lady !

 

[Sticky Fingers]

That would be Barlanark then, where Monkey Magic and Big Grigo would promptly kick his c.unt in.

Well kent henchmen of McGraw back in the day.

I was born there funnily enough, many many years ago. Still a hard man kind of place I assume?

 

[I'm So Bored With The MSM]

Does Roofe’s qualify for Scottish goal of the season, it was in Europe? That’s the only way Shankland’s would beat it.

Even if that was the case then surely Defoes goal would be the goal?

 

[Sticky Fingers]

A breeze mate. He’d have been our Avon lady !

I’ll try not be cheeky to you G, don’t want leathered

 

[ottawabear]

Mark Viduka an answer?

 

[TheWalletInspector]

Laudrup at the Euros?

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Mark Viduka an answer?

They've just said no.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

I was born there funnily enough, many many years ago. Still a hard man kind of place I assume?

It’s fine mate. I’m away years ago but pop up now & again to scare the kids if they’ve been bad LOL

 

[insanicdrunk]

Giuidi is beginning to sound like old bawbag keevins

He's a roaster!

 

[LenzieLoyal]

A breeze mate. He’d have been our Avon lady !

Heard she's pregnant.

Max Fact'er


Ok ok, am sorry....

 

[CoplandKeklord]

Guy on just now can take his galsgow uni accent and gtf

I think it would have been worth explaining that a bit better.

Just to check with the guys who disliked the 'Glasgow uni' accent.

Is this one better?

The caller in question didn't even have a Glasgow Uni accent, just reasonably well spoken. What can I say - some people must get a bit envious of the more articulate among us.

 

[insanicdrunk]

Bit disappointed with tonight, Liewell has upset the semi literate beggars, not nearly as much enjoyment!

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

I’ll try not be cheeky to you G, don’t want leathered

Chill mate. I’m a changed man LOL

 

[KGer29]

There was a video of them walking through the pool area too, it wasn't just those two photos.

Is Gordon Duncan a celtic fan? My mentally challenged detection spider senses are tingling when I hear him speak, he sounds like he is one, I read online that he claims to be a motherwell fan but that might just be a cover story for his true allegiance.

He’s a Motherwell fan

 

[Sticky Fingers]

It’s fine mate. I’m away years ago but pop up now & again to scare the kids if they’ve been bad LOL

Sandaig road, my parents first house as a couple and where I was born, brought up early in Barrowfield where my mums family is from and then over the south side, so I’ve not seen a proper hard place for years

 

[bulldozer]

Off the mark with a 'DEVASTATIT!!!!!'

good start, benchmark set.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Heard she's pregnant.

Max Fact'er


Ok ok, am sorry....

Aw naw.

That Joke would’ve got you a doing in Easterhouse LOL

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Sandaig road, my parents first house as a couple and where I was born, brought up early in Barrowfield where my mums family is from and then over the south side, so I’ve not seen a proper hard place for years

I was in Hallhill Paulski.

I’ve been everywhere in the city since then right enough. That’s the problem when you don’t pay your rent !!!

 

[ottawabear]

All Weather Pitch Fail. LOL

 

[Ped78]

Livi going to get a porspnment again on that stupid pitch

 

[bad boy boogie]

Chill mate. I’m a changed man LOL

Gender reassignments a bastard

 

[Soldier1981]

Get your games played as quickly as you can, as long as your not sellick.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Gender reassignments a bastard

You know I’m no a wummin mate LOL

 

[TimzRFudz]

How tinpot is the game up here?

Shitey all-weather pitch. Which turns out to not be all-weather. Repeatedly.

 

[Kentbear]

The year is 2200 mentally challengeds are still taking about how great 1967 was

You have just fired us 180 years the other way.

 

[Wugs]

It's a fair pint !

 

[Raffles]

Livi going to get a porspnment again on that stupid pitch

Excellent. Keep them fresh for skelping the Savilles

 

[Alkie Brooks]

"It's a fair pint"

 

[LenzieLoyal]

Aw naw.

That Joke would’ve got you a doing in Easterhouse LOL

Av had merr dooins than Stenhousemuir.

 

[SouthCoastLoyal]

You can buy a covid vaccine in Dubai, maybe the celtic team and secretly had it when abroad?

 

[Chryston Bear]

Guide out of his depth here!!

 

[insanicdrunk]

Livi going to get a porspnment again on that stupid pitch

To get a what?

 

[TimzRFudz]

Far too much waffle and not enough moon-howling tonight. Do they not realise they've hit gold with gibbering puddle-drinkers on there?

 

[whitbyontbear]

The Wireless? You must be a good age mate. Have you got a Marconi ;-). Good point though.

Hey. I used to listen to Dan Dare on Radio Luxemburg before telly's were around.

 

[Lossie Bear]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1349437357334913027

Apologies for the mono tone voice.Its not me by the way.

 

[chilebear]

Guidi is a total trumpet. Footballers before health workers and he has pints on his mind.

 

[TheWalletInspector]

Doubt there was even 10 calls tonight.

 

[SouthCoastLoyal]

Far too much waffle and not enough moon-howling tonight. Do they not realise they've hit gold with gibbering puddle-drinkers on there?

Do they not realize most people probably only listen to it for the loonies.

 

[Kit_]

Snyde starting to sound a lot more like loose women these days inbetween the moonhowler calls.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Av had merr doins than Stenhousemuir.

Brilliant !!!!

 

[VMS]

Fcking hour nearly wasted talking pish

 

[prenzlauerbear]

Thought that was a good listen. As much as Guidi is a wanker, he and Halliday are 1 million times better than that freak Dalziel and Mark Wilson.

 

[SouthCoastLoyal]

Rubbish show tonight, nowhere near enough crackpots on.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1349437357334913027

Apologies for the mono tone voice.Its not me by the way.

They’re really good LB.