Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[TheEgg]

Hope Desmond leaves them in the lurch

 

[KGR98]

Who are these international superstars McGregor normally plays with?

Their midfield is the fucking same as it was pre Dubai %^*& all to do with who he is playing next to

 

[basilboli]

Feel the pain. This is glorious.

 

[Cucumbear]

Peter from Balloch is entering his 70th year in three weeks, that’ll mean he’ll be 69.

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

He's about to jump off a bridge

 

[Humbug]

hohohohohho hahahahahahah heheheheheh you'll no see 70 yah fucking banger!

 

[TimzRFudz]

Is this Mavis from Coronation Street on now?

 

[Batigol]

Peter sounds like he's away for a long swim in the loch

 

[longtimedead]

This auld yin is bang on the money - the most unambitious club in Europe

Ha Ha Ha Ha

 

[Ready72]

Listen to this old clown haha livid

 

[Coopertrueblue]

Lawwell out, Desmond out, lennon out

 

[Thechemist]

Mark is wanting a fire sale!

So does liewell

 

[SuperGers07]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1350492336653021187

 

[Edweird]

Delicious

Thanks. These are the guys who were defiant at New Year. The channel was called "On The Way To Ten" and they said they would never change the name. I'll be downloading this once they're done. They are junkie comedy platinum.
PS. My wife is next to me laughing.
"Are those guys back on?"

 

[Gibby926]

I hope the Samaritans are listening to this phone in, they'll need a lot of volunteers on the phones tonight

 

[Humbug]

Is this Mavis from Coronation Street on now?

I don't really know !

 

[monkey magic]

The pain from this old rhat-catcher is delicious. lol He was probably wildly celebrating their Fraud Quad before they imploded.

 

[The Golden God]

Delicious

FFS this or SSB. I can't decide

 

[Coke]

Lawwell out, Desmond out, lennon out

The tea lady out the cleaners out the janny oot

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1350492336653021187

What an absolute weapon

 

[sofakineazy]

There has been some exceptional times for sellik during the 9 in a row.

Like the 7-0 gubbing from Barca!

 

[Rangerista]

Peter from Balloch is quietly furious, appalled actually, he wants Liewell, Flop and Desmond to go. He'll be waiting a long time for them to be a force in Europe never mind Scotland.
Glorious!

 

[Alvor]

Beaton is a good referee and the sooner they bin their moonhowling Masonic conspiracy theories the better.

 

[Edweird]

FFS this or SSB. I can't decide

Stick to ssb and get this later

 

[roadster198]

Is that fud Laurie on now?

 

[giogaddi]

Mind someone on here started a thread praising the filth's succession planning?

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

Glorious pain

 

[Deckard]

Peter is having a sleepless night

 

[Gordy61]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1350492336653021187

I genuinely laughed at that

 

[Disco Deejay]

Articulated Laurie has changed his name by deed poll. Now wants to be called after Celtc's quest for 'The Ten' - Peter Doot.

 

[Tino_Col]

Quite astonishing how they are abandoning their team and talking of not going back etc.

So, so striking to how the Rangers support stood up, stayed loyal and supported the team through broad and narrow.

 

[50delboy50]

I’ve been stood down from work since 31st December not due back till 8th February and Rangers and that lots collapse has certainly taken the sting out of the lockdown situation. Long may it continue, have a good weekend all.

 

[Masonic Penny]

This old guy isn’t fooled.

 

[SuperGers07]

Is that fud Laurie on now?

Not yet

 

[TimzRFudz]

Peter's warming up his barrier chucking muscles by the sound of it...

 

[Slipster]

Their pain is palpable ..... the joys !

 

[Blue As]

Is that fud Laurie on now?

No some old priest called Peter,from Balloch.

 

[Blue Skies At Night]

Peter's going to get a movement to storm parkpead in the summer to impeach the other Peter.

 

[giogaddi]

Peter from Balloch is quietly furious, appalled actually, he wants Liewell, Flop and Desmond to go. He'll be waiting a long time for them to be a force in Europe never mind Scotland.
Glorious!

This is why this is so good. They are only settling for a complete and utter clear out from top to bottom. That ain't happening.

 

[BN94]

https://imgur.com/a/dhxYU9b

 

[WATP1979]

Their pain is getting me through lockdown in style

 

[ibroxjohn76]

Delicious

They shouldn't be allowed anywhere near children

 

[sofakineazy]

Mind your heart Peter ya old fanny.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Is that fud Laurie on now?

Not yet - that's someone that appears to be modelling himself on the auld areshole!

 

[Jenny]

This "Celtic were the only ones who could stop themselves" continues their hubris that we are somehow "average". I really should be irritated by it but all it goes is show how blind they actually are. Ignoring our victories in Europe and our performances this year.

Perhaps it's the only excuse they can live with.

 

[Legend76]

They are upgrading to hysteria on the phone in tonight

 

[LenzieLoyal]

Never touched an eccie or tried cocaine in my entire life.

But this must be what it feels like.

 

[Gibby926]

https://imgur.com/a/dhxYU9b

I have a standing reminder on Alexa to play Clyde 1

 

[DorsetLoyal]

There arrogance knows no bounds.

 

[Arminius]

One title !!

All this after they’re struggling to win one title !!