Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Grommitt]

Sharks circling in the foreground of the sinking wreck.

 

[Cyberniv]

Thank %^*& for the adverts breaking it up, I’m gulping for air here.

 

[sifter]

The barriers hahahaha

 

[Briggsybear-jr]

Gerry was one of the best, excellent call.

 

[Broxmeister]

Tonight's program is like an enquiry into the failings of care in the community.

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

Things have went full circle now, Now it’s us who are laughing at them. We were never this bad, not even after 7 years of turmoil and shite, they’ve actually outdone our 8 whole banter years in 93 days since we won 2-0 at parkhead, drink it in maaaaaan

 

[Recoba]

Hate when people say they are a first time caller.

Nobody gives an eff if its your first call.

 

[Sherbet Dab]

Haud enuf a it.

 

[immortal7]

Rae is mentioning Pfj/jpf to return the serve to Neic and Sutton who were laughing like drains on BT not so long ago.

 

[Onslow52]

Normal service resumes

 

[therealmackay]

"what have you called in for... actually no, that's a stupid question"

fpmsl

 

[Kit_]

See you Jimmy

 

[Jamiegatami]

Jimmy from Paisley, we might have a live one here

 

[BN94]

https://imgur.com/a/KXKas7Y

 

[Livibear]

Barry Ferguson
Henning Berg
El Hadj Diouf
Ugo Ehiougu
Alan Hutton
Charlie Adam

 

[si72]

 

[DavyPik]

They can’t even say the word ten now ha ha ha

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

FFS this is superb.

 

[CheltBlue]

The average IQ of the callers is tragically low. Makes great radio though!

 

[Edweird]

 

[Mustang mad]

This Is meant to be the most depressing day of the year.
I haven't laughed as much in ages

 

[sifter]

They can’t even say the word ten now ha ha ha

Stuttering along trying to think of another word for 10

 

[Simply a Bear]

Cheers, I'll be listening

I don't know when they will put tonights show up. Might be tomorrow mate.

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

I can barely understand a word this incoherent yahoo says FFS

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Has anyone got the Gerry call?

 

[Jamiegatami]

“Iz a PR department on a furlough?”

 

[Blue As]

“Is celtc PR all on the furlough or whit”

 

[Sherbet Dab]

Fk sake Jimmy‘s actually semi-sane for one of them.

 

[Bada-Bing]

"Celtic didn't do anything wrong except morally"
"There can't only be one version of the truth"

Two absolute pearlers from tonight that encapsulate their club perfectly

Combined with Snus Hiddink’s ’no-one’s positive... except two’ and it’s been another brilliant day at the circus.

 

[Gordy61]

Have the beasts cut Lennon loose...
Interesting.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Has anyone got the Gerry call?

5 posts up mate!

 

[Blueblood86]

They can’t even say the word ten now ha ha ha

The wan wae need

 

[IndonesiaBlue]

No PR guys left?
Yup, they know what’s coming Jimmy.
Tough, eh?

 

[Hamilton bear]

pr on furlough

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

"There can't only be one version of the truth."
And in a nutcase, we have Sellic FC

This.

 

[Cuthbert Dibble and Grub]

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, something, something else, another one....

 

[sifter]

“Is celtc PR all on the furlough or whit”

They’ve got the under 18s on it so probably aye

 

[Bluenose Whistler]

"Nine in a row"

Doing the Birdie Song at a Presser what a JOLLY craicster

 

[dougiem]

we need Tommy or the dictionary Laurie to top this evening off

 

[TynesideTrueBlue]

The tramp will be sat with a bottle of Buckie getting pished.. they are a fcuking shambles on and off the park just now.

 

[stein and johnston]

Here’s me thinking the calls would have been about them getting a decent point against Livingston on Saturday

 

[Sherbet Dab]

I think Lennons’ working his ticket and trying to get Lawwell to give him his jotters so he gets a payout. Lawwell is hoping he walks and if he gives him enough rope he’ll hang himself. (Metaphorically speaking)

 

[bad boy boogie]

Get tae %^*& stevie...let the howlers on

 

[Briggsybear-jr]

Has anyone got the Gerry call?

Post 14,433 mate

 

[gusty2]

Spot the difference in press conferences

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

GTF Steven Gerrard. This is neither the time nor the place

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Pricing a gutter clean.

20 quid a shift.

 

[jaws73]

This Is meant to be the most depressing day of the year.
I haven't laughed as much in ages

It's glorious.

 

[DorsetLoyal]

"Nine in a row"

 

[Blue As]

Just need a few shark fins in the water . Just clocked the barriers, should have looked properly.

Apologies for pretty poor effort