Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[TimzRFudz]

2021 and these knuckle draggers are still demanding "shellik-minded" managers.

Exactly why it's a mickey mouse league.

 

[Obanloyal]

Just the very man I was thinking of when I heard him.

 

[Corkinator]

John sounded full of blues!!

 

[Wugs]

Auld Shug a bit confused there

 

[Hawftimepie]

 

[BN94]

Won every game, so they did (except for the ones they lost)

The same as the whole squad were clear of Covid... except for 2.
They’re fuckin mental.

 

[Puggy]

There's too many Mickeys in the Scottish game never mind Mickey Mouse fs

 

[Jamiegatami]

If they say Mickey Mouse any more times then Disney might sue Clyde 1

 

[monkey magic]

Losing 7-0 and calling yourself invincible in the same season is very, very Celtic.

Their golden era highlight was losing 1 -13 to PSG. lol

 

[Wugs]

Mark's a muppet !
Off you pop , ya prick !

 

[Rangerista]

Another John, "the Legend Lennon" is mourned, aw that's nice and a surprising admission that we've gone through more than them: he'll never know the half of it.

But Mickey Mouse league,aye,now that it suits the pathetic attempts to shrug off their absolute emptiness of seeing "The Ten" morph into a Glorious 55.

Larsson and Lambert a "dream team", if only, we'd skelp that pair the length of Sauchiehall Street and back again.

 

[BN94]

Get back on your bus John and Fck off..

https://imgur.com/a/jRmpkuK

 

[Wugs]

Robert , no offence but piss off !

 

[insanicdrunk]

Turned off, another bear on ffs.

 

[ottawabear]

Robert , no offence but piss off !

Great Goal!

Brilliant Goal!

Magical Goal!

Now, P*SS OFF!

 

[Arkanoid]

Do these Bears not have pals they can speak to? We know we're good, we know Gerrard's good and we know that was a great goal

 

[Plissken]

This line is reserved for delusional mentally challengeds only! ffs.

 

[Raffles]

Everybody’s pished tonight

 

[Fourladshadadream]

Talking about GOTS

we’ve got 3 crackers to pick from.

Tav freekick
Roofe own half
Jack 40 million passes and a good finish.
Hopefully another one or two for contention from the rest of season games.

 

[Corkinator]

Everybody’s pished tonight

Lockdown lager louts

 

[Virgil Hilts]

This line is reserved for delusional mentally challengeds only! ffs.

The swine, whine, line.

 

[chilebear]

Alex Rae should be puttting Shoo straight when he says we were liquidated

 

[Alkie Brooks]

Robert, you need to bugger off. That's what you need to do, son. More. Keep buggering off. Even more. You've hardly buggered off at all FFS

 

[GranvillusClutterbuckus]

Bobby, get to %^*&. Bobby Bobby, get to %^*&.

#InABearToBearFriendlyWay

 

[Puggy]

There will be no interest in C*ltic v Hamilton ya auld prick, All eyes will be on Rangers, Even mentally challenged eyes.

 

[A Magician Named Gob]

This guy seems a bit simple. Which team did he support?

 

[Plissken]

I'm done.

 

[Raffles]

Talking about GOTS

we’ve got 3 crackers to pick from.

Tav freekick
Roofe own half
Jack 40 million passes and a good finish.
Hopefully another one or two for contention from the rest of season games.

Defoe vs Livingston.
Stunning finish

 

[TimzRFudz]

Who's this guy now? He's opened the door for the Martindale for manager of the year pish again. Hopefully they'll move on swiftly......

 

[Galstonian Oranje]

The biggest TV contract because of our manager ya walloper

 

[Rangerista]

The entire current "invincibles" thing is flawed, whether its us this season, or the Brendan one they had a few years ago.

When it comes to Invincibles, there's only one team that merits that distinction and it is Rangers from season 1898/99: played 18, won 18, drawn nil, lost nil.

END OF!

 

[Puggy]

Talking about GOTS

we’ve got 3 crackers to pick from.

Tav freekick
Roofe own half
Jack 40 million passes and a good finish.
Hopefully another one or two for contention from the rest of season games.

I can see Rangers ripping the absolute pish and picking McGregors own goal for shits and giggles.

 

[Fourladshadadream]

I can see Rangers ripping the absolute pish and picking McGregors own goal for shits and giggles.

Seen his photo with a rangers top on

brilliant

 

[Puggy]

Seen his photo with a Rangers top on

brilliant

Not seen it.

 

[Fourladshadadream]

Defoe vs Livingston.
Stunning finish

We’ve had some cracking goals.

 

[TimzRFudz]

Since we're lacking rabid mentally challengeds tonight I'll chuck in a serious point to that last guy's call - give zero points for a 0-0 draw. If you want something from a game you'll need to score a goal, which is the whole point.

A second point would be that the likes of Aberdeen should be ashamed of the type of football they consistently play. I can understand the teams that could get relegated doing everything they can to scrap a point, but if the SSBs see themselves as a "big" club up here then they should be trying to play football, not American football.

 

[Deckard]

Hoping for an Archie style late caller.

 

[yardie]

Lambert and Larsson thats a dream team aye to every Rangers fan

And Ipswich fans.

 

[bad boy boogie]

Sammy the mentally challenged the mascot

 

[TimzRFudz]

Yasssssss, Alex with a coffee dig!

 

[Liviger1984]

Just had a nice wee coffee to get me going. Hahah

 

[Wugs]

Wish Robbie had answered 'Thumbheed'!

 

[TimzRFudz]

And again, hahaha, slap it into them Alex.

 

[Gee59]

Just had a nice wee coffee to get me going. Hahah

Even Gordon Duncan fired in the performance enhancing coffee, top troll

 

[mark hateley]

It's amazing how viral some mental things go.

Who would have expected that former players would have been taking the mick out of a mick.

Mason conspiracy.

 

[mark hateley]

Whats the coffee reference?

Mad Tim says we use coffee to improve performance.

7000 word (yes that's not a typo) essay on it.

 

[tazzabear]

Whats the coffee reference?

Check through the front page of the board.

 

[Wugs]

 

[Alkie Brooks]

Hoping for an Archie style late caller.

Me too. Angry Clyde is the best Clyde.

 

[Lairdo]

I don’t want Calum, the Livi fan.

I want Gerry/Paul/Frank howling at the moon.