Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Yer da]

Hey, yeah you, with the sad face

 

[Southsideblueblood]

Guy is actually greetin then used his da being ill as an excuse . Really are a different breed

See if your dads ill, the last thing you'd think of doing would to start greetin on a national phone in show about football ...surely

 

[BobbyShearer]

Well that guy just completed super scoreboard.

Best ever.

 

[thelangloyal]

 

[NDC bear forever]

Feel for the guy with his Da not being well but it’s not really something you say on the radio.

 

[AllyRFC]

I cant thank you all enough for introducing me to SSB.

On nights like this its the best entertainment by miles!

 

[Inspector Blake]

Know what i mean, know what i mean, know what i mean.

 

[Cpfbear]

Comedy gold

 

[westl65]

Desmond Desmond, Peter Lawwell, Neil Lennon are you listening

Your Bhoys took a helluva beating
Your Bhoys took a helluva beating !

 

[Nando2]

Guy is actually greetin then used his da being ill as an excuse . Really are a different breed

Ma da is deid
I never felt the urge to phone a national broadcaster and bubble

 

[stramasher]

Alex Rae playing a blinder.

Incredible

Turning the screw. Lovely.

 

[Neilston Unionist]

Part of me actually feels bad for laughing at that guy as he's clearly vulnerable/on edge and part of me thinks nah they deserve it

They don't give a %^*& about us, so don't give a %^*& about them. Saying this as someone who is going through issues at the moment.

 

[gersin008]

We're not beating that (tonight anyway)

Hands down, a genuinely fucking amazing moment.

It's been what we wanted for a few good years.

 

[Ten4bot]

The Thims are no getting entertainment like this having paid £600 for a season ticket
HAHAHAHA

 

[StephenHawkinsfitbawboots]

Bye Ian

 

[Edweird]

 

[WinkieWATP]

If that host had just let him go on a little longer we would have heard him crying like a baby.

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

The days with no pain make the days with real tears even better.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

I nearly drove my car into a wall.... this guys proper crying on a national phone in !

people will be driving past me thinking I’m going off my nut I’ve got tears of laughter at this

Hilarious.

My wife just went into hysterics & she doesn’t even care about football LOL

 

[Family bam]

If anyone knows Ian check in on him later on.

This is better than I ever imagined.

Fuckin tremendous!!

Karma ya mentally challenged bastards!!

 

[oldblueeyes]

Johnny Yen said:
Wilson just said Celtic brought in a psychieologist to help.

What position does he play?

He’s there to cover Duffy

 

[Jasetheace]

Ian we love you, please call again soon, its good to talk

 

[Bigeye]

I'm sitting here in Canada roaring with laughter , get some more defeated tims on.
Bwahahahahahaha

 

[EKblue]

Feel for the guy with his Da not being well but it’s not really something you say on the radio.

Agreed they should have never have let him on

 

[WinkieWATP]

My Mrs is one of them and she's ready to fly for me laughing at this

Give her a high 55

 

[LenzieLoyal]

Ian's an internet sensation.

His tears were absolutely glorious!

 

[Kirbys House]

Who's the dressing room mole that phoned Ian to tell him about the MMA action

 

[RangersEasyOK]

The pain every single one of those bastards is suffering gives me great happiness

 

[Three-in-seven]

Another one of them after the break. He'll have to go some to be caller of the night.

That prize had already been awarded.

No one is going to beat Ian tonight.

He's already 23 points ahead.

 

[.k.k.]

We've got Ian on the line

 

[Walter2]

We're a sinking ship!

Submarine!!!!!

 

[Cpfbear]

Desmond Desmond, Peter Lawwell, Neil Lennon are you listening

Your Bhoys took a helluva beating
Your Bhoys took a helluva beating !

Take that Peter Liewell

 

[weeneebs]

Drown in your tears ya mhanky bastard!

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

If anyone knows Ian check in on him later on.

Address care of Erskine Bridge LOL

 

[Drum]

I really, really want the Sheep and/or HIVS to catch them now.

 

[albertz81]

I’m sure this was the same Ian that called in a few weeks back, we all remember this call surely :

 

[Badger]

That's worrying

 

[brandon5160]

Feel bad about his dad, the rest of it was tremendous

 

[basilboli]

David from Blantyre, crawling lady's front bottom!

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I hope Ian's dad is ok. Indeed, I hope Ian is ok. Why tf would you call a radio station and start that? Plenty of them deserve the misery of us winning the league (and far more), but that fella seemed genuinely on the edge.

 

[Gazzabear v2.0]

Divorce incoming...

Double party then

 

[Davester]

If Clyde had any nous at all, they'd stand GBXperience down tonight. Keep these guys coming!! Hahahahaha.

 

[The Paludrine Club]

David can just about manage the English language - pape

 

[Bornabear]

Tbf he did go on to say his Dad is unwell. Taking joy in someone's pain who is clearly going through a hard time outside of football is not Rangers like. Plenty of other tims to laugh at.

 

[Ubik]

this guy is thick

 

[Nando2]

This one has potential

 

[TimzRFudz]

In all of our years of pain I hand on heart cannot recall ever hearing a Bear on a phone in crying like a fucking lassie.

This is the difference between us and them. Its a cult to them. They have nothing else in their lives. Its why you don't see them wearing anything other than their grey and green stripes, they need to feel they belong to something and have something in their sad little lives. And then when it goes wrong they are utterly fucked. Lost. Ruined.

Hell stamp it into them.

 

[Not2shabby]

Aw bless, you have to feel compassion

 

[BobbyShearer]

It’s the greatest sight sound that I have ever seen heard

 

[Kentbear]

Naw ye wurny.